A sudden bright light comes piercing through my window, quickly followed by a crashing boom as none other than truck-kun himself appearing through the rubble. What rubble you may ask? Well none other than what used to be the wall of my room…
"eh? 0-0"
You never think truck-kun would really take you out, especially at the comfort of your own home…
So in the end I'll never get to play Isflord, and to think I waited nearly a year for it to come out. Well maybe it's karma for stealing my parents credit card to buy the Ultimate Deluxe Edition, oh I didn't mention that? Well wealth is meant to be shared as I mentioned before.
I didn't say that? again sweating the small stuff
The point is I'm dead.
I thought death would be complete "nothingness" but it seems I can still form thoughts and have a consciousness, also my back feels a little itchy. There's a slight breeze and I feel a bit lighter as well. What a strange after death, and to think everyone was making a big fuss over heaven and hell. Unless… this is hell!! My back is itchy and I wont be able to itch it….. NO THAT'S IT ISN'T IT ! I'm going to be conscious while having a slightly itchy back for the rest of ETERNITY !! Hell is real!!! I guess I wasn't the holiest of people, sure maybe I tried peeking into the girls locker room but WE all did that it's simply part of adolescence. And sure MAYBE I did purposely walk behind girls while going up stairs in hopes to see a glimpse of paradise. And YES I did take that homeless man's money cup while he was sleeping but I really needed the new volume of "Shonen Hop" and I already spent my allowance on a limited edition "Adventurer x Adventurer" figurine. I mean can you reallyyyy blame me, do you even know how it feels to be spoiled!? Well I guess there was that one time I… oh and that other time I… and that OTHER time I… mmmm well now that I think about maybe I do deserve to be in hell.
Oh the darkness… and this itchy feeling… oh please end my suffering
As I'm wallowing in my own self pity, I feel something start to crawl onto my arm, as I instinctively go to swat it away I end up hitting something. Huh ? An Arm?
I begin feeling around, this feeling, its a body, it feels different from my own body but this is exactly like a human body. This feeling… this is a face, cheeks, lips, eyes… EYES!
If I remembered what it felt like coming out the womb, I'm sure this would be damn near the same feeling.
I slowly start to open my virgin eyes as the sun penetrates them, I seem to be resting under a tree and in the distance I can see what seems to be a floating island in the sky. The sky; bright blue and partly cloudy, the weather neither too hot nor too cold with a soft calming breeze. The grass swayed around me like shore-line waves.
I sit up to truly take in everything around me.
I look at my hands and then the rest of my body. This body feels lighter and looks slightly slimmer, I seem to be a bit shorter as well. If only I had a mirror… Well I guess I shouldn't try to make sense of the after life, maybe I served my time and now I'm in heaven? Or is this supposed to be hell? I pictured it being you know more flames and fire with constant screaming. No no, this definitely has to be heaven. Or maybe this is simply the after life, both heaven and hell don't exist…
I continued mindlessly wandering around pondering as to where exactly I was or rather what exactly happened. I came to a stop near this giant boulder of a rock.
I'm on a cliff in what seems to be in the middle of nowhere, and there's definitely a floating island far into the sky, otherwise I may have actually gone seniale.
"I give up" I exhale in defeat as I lay my back against the giant rock.
I've been wandering around for the past 20 minutes (well I assume, as I don't really have a way to tell the time…) with nothing to show for it, I'm just as lost and confused as before. I start to close my eyes (to obviously focus better, not cause I'm tired or anything…)
