You smacked your cheeks then walked off, religiously trying to find a certain blue-haired sad adult man-child to adopt you. When you arrived- albeit three hours later because you just forgot you could track people- he stared at you with a confused look for like 30 seconds, then let you in.
"Master, did you get another recruit?" You looked around at the iconic bar scene and smiled widely. Toga and Dabi weren't going to join the league for another few- "Who's that." All for One looked at you with a dead look, but his grin widened as he sensed your 'quirklessness.' "You're a clean slate? You want a quirk? Join the league." You waved him off. "Actually, I was looking for someone much more important."
You tuned excitedly to Tenko. "Uh... what?" He looked confused, even behind the hand. You asked him if he could take off the hand- since you were a kid, he decided to humor you.
Nodding after a few seconds, you turned to All for One. "I'll fix him right up, don't worry sir." you grabbed his hand- all five fingers- and dragged him to the bathroom. That enough had All for One silenced.
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"Wait- what do you mean, 'fix him?!'-" the door slammed shut and you pulled out your supplies. "Listen, this'll be very weird for you, but you'll see the differences literally instantly." You handed him a pair of gloves you'd chopped off a few fingers from. "Here! I think it totally goes with your hand fetish-thing." After he carefully put them on, he nodded once.
Youu then applied chapstick to his lips and handed him a bottle of water. He backed away. "Um, what are you doing?" Your eyes took on a sort of violent gleam. "hydrate or die-drate!" He took the bottle and drank a long sip as you started on his hair.
As you thought, dry as FUCK. You sighed. "Seriously, do you ever shower?" He shrugged. "Not really-" You instantly pulled off his jacket and turned on the steamy hot water with your foot because acrobatics. "No, I'm not taking a show-" You gave him another creepy smile.
Twenty minutes later, he actually smelled normal, and you gave him a towel to wear while his clothes dried. You were also going to buy him another pair of clothes. "Listen, why are you doing this?" He demanded. You glared at All for One. "Because that little shit who apparently claims to raise you didn't even teach you self-care, honey. I'll teach you."
The four other people in the room sweatdropped as your short stature glared at All for One. Tenko wiped his eyes angrily. "Don't say that about him. He's my master." You nodded, not saying anything. "Well, I'm going to buy you another hoodie, and some facial care. If you have that large of a scar on your mouth, you seriously need WATER." You handed him another cold bottle.
He chugged the whole thing. You nodded resolutely as you stepped out, stealing like 42 different things from the nearest 5 stores. You stepped back in to see Tenko waiting patiently- as in playing video games in a towel. You flushed pink, then smacked your head into a wall as fast as possible.
Goals. Priorities. Dreams. "Okay! I've got a few totally legal things for you. First off, you have to wear this." You threw at him a tank top, gloves that were professionally cut(at gunpoint), sweatpants, and black socks, black boots, and of course a hair tie. "What is this?" you threw boxers at him. "Put these on, I'll show you the rest." You closed your eyes, waiting for him to tell you he was done.
After that was finished, you showed him every article of clothing and explained exactly what they did and why you should wear it in public. By the end, he looked like a badass villain with crusty-ass lips. "Now for the face. To the bathroom- after smokey guy shows me the kitchen."
You looked sweetly(threateningly) at Kurogiri, who pointed to a small pantry. You sweatdropped. "Just.. a pantry? No stove, no sink, just a pantry smaller than this guy's whole body?" You gestured to All for One, who made an insulted noise.
You rolled your eyes, stepping out again. "I'll be back, bald-boy, honey, try not to kill anything while I'm gone, okay?" He scoffed, clearly insulted at your jab.
When you arrived again, you were holding a mechanic and four appliances. "Install them and you get to live, m'kay?" He installed them. When he finished, you waited three seconds, then made him teleport to a cave underground while making a perfect illusion of you killing him and throwing him at Kurogiri's body. "Hide it!" He obeyed.
After about twenty minutes, the broken down bar looked more alive than before, and new furniture was there. Also a new TV, console, and suit for Kurogiri. "Well, now we can start with your face," you told Tenko after finishing eating dinner you'd made for everyone.
You smirked, leading him to the renovated bathroom and sitting him down in a chair. "This might feel a bit weird, okay?" He nodded slowly, and you just got a bit of his hair and cut it off with scissors. You'd put a towel to cover Tenko's new fit- duh- and you smirked as the finished product came into view.
You'd dyed his hair white, and given him a piercing. His hair was styled to perfection. "You can also put this on" you rubbed a green mask liquid onto his face. "What is this godly feeling?" He demanded after 10 minutes of perfect bliss.
Smirking for a second, you responded. You just handed him a notebook you'd prepared for this incident. It had a title, too; 'How to Take Care of an Orphan.' You'd named it yourself, and it was pretty good, if you do say so yourself.