"Hi, babe, how was your day?"
"Stay away from me, you pervert."
Bratty maid, but she's beautiful.
My name is Dorian Irovenil. I am a knight, but before becoming that, I was a candidate for the inheritance of the Ironveil family, made up of men. So as not to inherit, I ran away from home with the goal of living a free life surrounded by women.
Due to circumstances, I'm working odd jobs.
At this moment, I'm going to work as a guard for the queen's daughter.
I have never seen them up close, that is, the mother and the daughter.
Every time I see a beautiful woman, I start trembling.
Toc, toc!
"Come in." Ordered the queen.
"My queen, here is the knight you hired."
Their maid is a sweetheart, isn't she, I need to behave, remember, you're working, this is not a date.
The maid came over to me, but she averted her eyes so she wouldn't look at me and whispered.
"The queen allowed your entry."
Upon hearing these words, I knelt down to the maid, took a ring from my pocket and asked her to marry me.
Plaft!
She slapped me and ran away.
I didn't want to do that, it was automatic, when I realized it I was already on my knees and inside the hall proposing to the maid.
The queen and her daughter watched me with shocked faces, the guards surrounded me and said.
"How dare you harass her."
When I was going to answer them, the queen interrupted me.
"Silence, don't touch him."
All the guards prostrated themselves on the ground and fell silent. At that moment, I was so happy that I had to react.
"Thank you, my queen, I thought I was going to be beheaded. May I kiss your foot?"
I started drooling in everyone's presence. Some guards whispered: "Where did this animal come from?"
"Coff, coff"
The queen felt embarrassed, coughed and called my attention.
"Dorian, I do not allow such obscene acts, if you continue, I will execute you."
I'm screwed.
"Forgive me, my queen."
I can't stop looking at the queen's daughter, because she is wearing a white dress with a flower that is used to tie the hair. However, why doesn't she talk and, worse, she is staring at me?
She wants me, I'm sure.
"Dorian, did you hear? Dorian."
She is so. . .
"Execute him."
"No, forgive me, forgive me, I got distracted."
The queen got irritated due to my lack of respect. I can't say that I was devouring her daughter.
The guards held me, I begged not to be beheaded, but when I was about to be taken to the door, the princess ordered like this.
"Let him go"
The queen didn't understand why the princess asked that and tried to interfere, but she said
"I liked him, mom."
My day has come. I thought that and gave a slight smile.
The guards released me and threw me at the princess's feet.
Thanks for doing my work, how did they guess what I want.
"How can you say you liked him, daughter? He is a dying man, he lives begging for money and there are reports that he is a womanizer."
The queen questioned the princess, but calling me a dying man and a beggar is an offense.
"Coff, coff. Excuse me, I'm hearing everything."
The princess held my right arm and pressed her body against mine, what a wonderful sensation.
The queen leaned against the throne and commented: "Do whatever you want, daughter."
The guards and the queen withdrew, that way, the princess and I stayed in the throne room which is extremely fancy, full of lights, paintings and impeccable furniture. . .
The princess let me go and said: "Idiot, because of you I'll have a private bodyguard."
"What's that, cutie, I thought you wanted me."
"Want you?"
She laughed after saying that, touched my cheek and squeezed it.
"Let's walk through the garden."
Without thinking twice, I accepted the invitation. As we walked through the castle, the guards and other people who worked there showed anger, especially the men, they wanted my head.
"Princess, didn't you hire me to keep walking around the castle?"
I hope so, since I'm terrible at. . .
"Maybe yes, maybe no. It's true that we are suffering countless attacks, that way, our defenses have become weak."
Suddenly, she stopped and looked down, asking me
"Why are you holding my hand?"
I predicted I was going to get scolded, I let go of her hand and played dumb.
"Don't feel embarrassed."
She holds my hand and pulls me.
Today there is.
". . ."
We went to the bench, which was surrounded by a water fountain.
We sat down, I left my sword leaning and she settled beside me.
And if she is a man? I began to get restless and uncomfortable.
"Dorian, you are so handsome."
The princess whispered that in my left ear and placed her right hand on my left thigh.
This is too good to be true.
I looked at her angelic face, her straight hair, the perfume of her body ran through my lungs, I swallowed saliva as if it were stone.
I think she is not a man.
The princess closes her eyes and asks me: "Doriam, kiss me."
She puckered her mouth waiting for me to kiss her and when I was going to dive in. A strong wind blows her wig, hits my face and falls onto my legs.
"Dorian, kiss me, please."
I let out a huge scream that could be heard throughout the castle. She got startled and, when she opened her eyes, asked me
"What happened, darling?"
"You are a manmmm. . ."
Again, no. While I reflected on my sadness. He started screaming
"Guards, guards, Dorian harassed me."
What shit, he put the wig back on and pretended nothing happened, but I didn't let it slide, I started pulling the wig and we insulted each other.
"You idiot, you thought you were going to fool me because you wore a wig and put perfume on your body?"
Even though I wanted so much for him to be a woman.
"Donkey is you who thinks you're a heartthrob, but in the end you never managed to go out with a woman. Everyone in the city knows your reputation, that way, I wanted to play a prank on you."
The guards appeared in the garden and asked: "Princess, what shall we do with this pervert?"
They don't know that he is she?
His voice changed to deep and he ordered: "Execute him."
The guards found it strange, but quickly he changed his voice.
"Execute him. Please."
Bastard.
I started running from the guards through the garden and they came after me armed, I ended up leaving my sword behind. Looking for an exit, I opened every door, until I opened the queen's bedroom door while she was changing clothes.
The queen got startled and began throwing clothes to drive me out of her room.
How beautiful she is. . . calm, none of that now, I need to think.
"That's not what you're thinking."
I tried to calm her down, but the guards were coming down the corridor, so there was only one thing I could do.
I entered the queen's room and ran to the window and hung myself.
"What are you doing? Don't jump, you will die."
The queen tried to stop me, but it was too late. I don't want to perish here.
I looked down and saw that I was going to fall on top of the fountain and that that bastard was down there.
Before jumping, I warned the queen: "Your daughter is a man and I jumped."
As I fell, a white light formed in the water, I thought it was something done by the fake princess, however a blurred voice told me
"Dorian, you are the Chosen by Asterium Reborn, do you accept living a new adventure?"
"Are there women?"
If there aren't, I'm not going.
The voice took a few seconds to respond. . .
"Yes."
Hm.
"Then, I accept."