Lyra is going to milk the cow.
"Ah, what a drag, again we'll have to drink milk, mom?"
We drink milk all day. I just wanted a piece of bread.
"Go already!"
"I'm going!"
"Did you see where my bow is?"
"On top of your mattress! Are you going to use that again? I already said not to play."
I go into the room and grab my bow.
Where are the arrows I made?
My room has no bed or wardrobe, but at least I got this mattress from the dump.
There is a window without glass, with a splendid view.
Ah. . . the arrows are in the window.
When I go to get them, I saw a demon on top of the tree.
He is there. Now he won't escape.
I grab my hood, put the bow on my back and the arrows.
"I'm leaving, mom!"
It's time to kill demons.
I need to run before he escapes.
Demons are everywhere. They want my soul.
Last time, there was one inside my bathroom, taking a bath.
"Hi, little girl, do you want to bathe with me?"
I don't tremble for any demon.
But when I tried to grab the bow he vanished.
But today. . . he came back.
I run through the farm, jump the fence and step lightly so he won't notice my presence.
I throw myself on the ground, start crawling and stay behind the bush.
There he is.
He is wearing a suit.
Are you fooling me?
I recognize demons from kilometers away.
He is eating honey from the bees…
It's my chance to defeat him.
Huh? Where are my arrows?
Did I drop them on the way? No. . . I came running, I can't believe this.
I stand up, squat down and pick up a sharp stone.
I close my left eye. I aim right at the head.
I throw the stone with all my strength, but I lose balance and hit the hive.
I hear his scream.
"LYRA! What did you do, you crazy girl!?"
It wasn't a demon?
I check.
No. It isn't.
It's the neighbor.
"Lyra, RUN!!!"
I try to stand, but the hive falls right in front of me.
The bees are stinging my whole body.
I didn't have time to drink the milk.
Is this my end?
A strong light appears and I hear a strange voice.
"Lyra, I can save you."
"I will not be saved by any demon, get out of here!"
"Lyra, you are the chosen one of ASTERIUM REBORN."
What is AS. . . TERIUM. . .
When I tried to look forward, the queen bee landed on my nose and delivered the final move.
And that's how I perished.
I was summoned in a strange place, full of torches.
I look up and see a huge sign.
INFINITE PLEASURE, YOUR PAIN IS OUR JOY!
I'm in hell! I laughed ironically.
That demon summoned me to his territory.
Damn him!
"Today there will be meat! The boss brought it for us! Our boss is the greatest!"
Is the demon king here?
And his troop too?
Why is my heart pounding?
What is this joy that emanates from my being?
My dream became reality.
Master. . . today I will finish all the demons!
I hide behind the trunk of the sign, I crouch and try to see what is happening.
They are all gathered in a circle.
There are more than twenty.
Could it be the ritual they conjured, to summon me?
One of them is holding something that looks like a toilet.
So that is the weapon of the emperor of the underworld?
Hm. . . so that is the Demon King.
They summoned their own end.
I give an evil laugh.
"HAHAHAHAHAH!
I AM LYRA FLUXHART, A DEMON HUNTER!"
I feel something touch my right shoulder.
I had forgotten I'm in their territory.
I gave away my location.
I turn slowly to see what it is, a demon wearing a bra, bow and arrow.
HOW BEAUTIFUL!
"Hello! My name is Lyra and I came to kill you."
I greeted him.
"I can't stop smiling.
It's too much emotion. . . a demon so close to me."
"Demon? Me? I'm ogre guard."
He answered me growling.
My motto is this, if a demon is near you, be kind.
"No need to lie. I know what you are. I have no resentment."
I got closer to him.
"And, for your luck, I came to kill you"
I held his hand, so soft and big.
Wow what wonderful hands.
I will never wash it again.
"Crazy girl! I'm going to eat you!"
How kawaii!
My second motto is this; after being kind, you must kill the demon.
I crouch discreetly, grab a stone.
"You idiot demon. . . DIE!"
I throw with all my strength, but it wasn't a stone.
It was semi-hard demon poop.
In slow motion, it flew, and when he was going to shoot me with the bow, the bra fell, and he screamed.
"NOOOOO!"
The poop went into his mouth, making him choke.
The bow fell, he grabbed his neck trying to unchoke, he couldn't.
A purple color appeared on his face.
He fell on his back and died.
Did I kill him? I started laughing inside.
I climb on top of his belly, grab his bra and start spinning it.
A demonic relic I will take to my master.
I put it on top of my clothes.
I take the bow and the only arrow I had.
And I point at the Demon King who hides among the subordinates.
I can't miss, because if I kill him, I will be recognized by my master.
The wind is strong. . .
I breathe deeply.
I learned this technique in the series American Sniper.
Target position, 20.0000° of latitude and −44.9995° of longitude.
That is, fifty meters of distance.
"Disappear, Demon King!"
The arrow left the bow at my command, cutting the wind and the leaves. . .
I heard his last word echo.
"AAAHHH!"
"Someone hit my butt"
Damn, I missed the target.
My coordinates were the same as the movie; where did I miss?
The pain the arrow caused made the toilet fall, breaking and spreading on the ground some questionable magazines I had never seen.
But what are those magazines?