". . . See how a god works? How people love me? Let's celebrate. Dance with me, quadruped!"
Altus Pervertus was dancing in the stable, twerking, holding his own waist and running his right hand through his hair.
All of that right after sending Kaela to the other world to kill the Demon King and bring the famous forbidden magazine.
No one deserves that sight, a lunatic totally devoid of clothes.
And worse, it's been five days since he took a bath. The stench coming from his body scares even vultures away.
He got so excited that he stepped in my poop and slipped. To avoid the fall, he went stumbling into everything, trying to balance himself by holding a rope tied to the ceiling.
He may be an idiot, but he never loses his posture.
"I am Altus Pervertus, the greatest of. . . ma. . . do. . . DEEEEEEEEE"
"AAAAAAAAAA! My sacred toilet! Who was the lunatic who broke it?"
I take back what I said.
I went deaf for five seconds.
In all my existence, I've never heard someone scream so loud for such an imbecilic reason.
The euphoria made him blind.
He celebrated too early, and karma arrived fast.
Altus fell to his knees on the filthy floor and started picking up piece by piece.
In tears, he started singing.
"Beloved toilet that accompanied me on my journey, who loved you? Who sat on you when you were sad?"
So much drama. I can't stand it anymore.
I want to laugh, but it's dangerous for him to do something to me.
"Tell me, who is the wretch who harmed it?"
Altus kissed the toilet like it was his wife.
This guy is a pig.
He himself broke it and didn't even notice.
"Ha ha ha"
I let out years of stored laughter. My stomach hurt.
"Stop laughing at me!"
Altus Pervertus turned red, and held a rock in his hand, but dropped it, because he was too sad.
"You made so much dust in this stable with your ridiculous dance."
He has to hear truths.
I got close to him and whispered this.
"This is the result of the crazy ones."
Why did I poke the beast.
After provoking him and leaving him embarrassed, an ogre appeared from a totally random portal, wearing an apron that said.
LOVE CHEF
"What is your order, boss?"
Asked the ogre, drooling and clacking the knives against each other.
The ogre looked me in the eyes, wanting to devour me.
"Do whatever you want with this worm."
Altus was different.
"Donkey meat is delicious, boss."
The ogre revealed.
"Donkey? That's an offense! I'm a horse!"
I said, even under threat.
"Where did he go?"
"Pow"
When I realized it, the ogre had already disappeared, but I felt a strong blow to the back of my head and passed out.
When I woke up, I was tied to a log like a boar ready to be roasted.
Two smaller ogres carried me, while their boss walked ahead with Altus.
I screamed, desperate, trying to appeal.
"Don't let them kill me! I know I acted imprudently, but what we lived together was real!"
Of course it wasn't.
It was hell living next to him.
But I wanted to live.
I still had a dream to achieve.
"Please, Altus! If you want, I can carry you farther! There are places we haven't been and many women for us to meet!"
He didn't answer anything. He carried the pieces of the toilet and read a hentai as if nothing was happening.
In fact, the world could end, but he wouldn't stop reading.
He was too much of a pervert.
Anyway, we arrived at the place.
A huge sign said...
INFINITE PLEASURE
There were numerous ogres wearing aprons. The huts were basically brothels like the city. Ogres sitting on the ground with a bottle of whisky and a stench that kills.
"But what place is this?"
I asked the nothing.
A smaller ogre, wearing panties on his head, came up to Altus. He held a drink cup, took a sip and sobbed.
"Boss. . . we brought. . . the hero you turned into a woman. She's there..."
The ogre looked to the left.
That's when I realized.
The hero was in that polluted place full of perverts.
Altus kicked the little ogre's butt, who went rolling on the ground, and commented.
"Perfect. But don't mess with her, because the mission I gave is to kill the Demon King, and bring the magazine. . ."
The little ogre saw the toilet was broken and asked,
"Boss, who broke your celestial throne?"
Altus whistled pretending he didn't know who it was and fixed his gaze on me, pointing his finger.
"It was that quadruped son of a mare!"
"Hey, hey. Don't insult my mother."
I answered the rude one.
Every horse must defend his mother, it was my father who taught me.
Anyway. . .
The ogres stomped their feet on the ground, calling those who were inside the huts.
The little ogre came close to me and he slapped my face.
Such audacity. Just because I'm tied up he takes advantage.
"Hey, idiot Donkey"
I bit his hand.
"You crazy donkey, who taught you to bite like that?"
He got irritated.
"How dare you expose our boss?"
The little ogre's voice turned deep.
"And those panties on your head. . . did your mommy give you that?"
Since I'm going under the earth, then I'm going to make fun of these fools.
The others started laughing at the small ogre. He got nervous, took the panties off his head and started growing.
Damn, he grew about three meters.
More muscular.
Drooling like the devil.
The other ogres backed away in fear and left me tied between two sticks, like roasting an ox.
"And then. . ."
Heavy breathing.
"And then what?"
I asked him.
"Tonight we're going to eat roasted donkey meat."
The ogre licked my back hoof.
After he did that, all the ogres celebrated.
"Altus, help me."
I begged for help, but he vanished. Coward.
They lit torches around me, and the hero stayed far from the place.
How can she sleep in this situation?
I was speechless seeing that.
"Hey, what are you doing? what smell is that"
I looked at my belly.
They are throwing seasonings on me and you can also hear the sound of knives being sharpened inside the hut.
I started thrashing more and more.
"SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEE!"
An arrow passed over me, hitting the ogre who had grown. He fell to the ground with his mouth open.
The position I was in prevented me from seeing what was happening.
The torches went out one by one with each arrow shot, and only one remained near me.
"Intruder! Kill him!",
The ogres screamed in pain while being defeated.
"Who is doing this?"
An arrow hit my butt.
OW! It's my end too. . .
I closed my eyes.
But I heard a voice, it sounded like an angel.
"Shut up, donkey. I'm killing the demons."
"Demons? Weren't they ogres?"
"And I'm not a donkey. . ."
I am yours, my goddess.
What a beautiful girl, my thoughts went crazy after seeing her.
She removed the arrow from my butt, cut the ropes and mounted on me.
Of course I won't complain. A goddess like that. . .
She climbed on top of me, and of course I'm going to allow this maiden.
"Where are we going, my queen?"
I asked like a heroic horse.
She slapped my butt, didn't answer me, I bolted without understanding what happened.
Arriving at the gate, I remembered the heroine who stayed behind.
"There is someone else there. You need to save her. It's a girl who is naked!"
The mysterious woman stood up on top of me with a backflip and commented.
"I'm going to save her and kill the demons that are left here. And you get out of here."
She is so. . .
"Go already donkey!"
Right away. I bolted.