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In the One Piece world, East Blue—Cocoyasi Village.
I sat on the beach, staring at the calm, peaceful sea, blankly watching a small pebble floating above my palm. I felt kind of lost.
"Cocoyasi Village… Isn't that Nami's hometown? So my first target is Nami? And Fishman Arlong is a massive headache too. Better head into the village and gather some intel first."
I tossed the pebble aside, got my bearings, and started walking toward the village…
It's a long story. My name is Lin Xiu, 22 years old, fresh graduate turned unemployed slacker. Yeah, I transmigrated. No warning whatsoever—I just woke up in a place that felt like heaven. Right in front of me was this old guy dressed like some immortal sage, but looking ridiculously sleazy, grinning ear to ear.
"Uh… where am I? And who are you…?"
"You're awake, young man. Hehe, this is the Main God Space. Me? I'm the Main God who oversees the Three Thousand Worlds."
"Umm… so I'm dead? In heaven?"
"No, no, you're still alive. I know you've got a million questions—don't rush. Just listen to me first."
The old man pointed to a marble table and benches nearby, gesturing for me to sit.
"The reason you're here is because I summoned you. In each of the Three Thousand Worlds I manage, there's one of my representatives—an Emissary, or God's Envoy. But a couple days ago, the Emissary of one world suddenly vanished. So I need you to go investigate what happened. If they're confirmed dead, you'll inherit the position."
I stared at him, completely dumbfounded.
"In simple terms: I'm sending you to a world called One Piece. You'll adventure there, uncover the secrets of the legendary pirate treasure known as One Piece."
"Nani?! One Piece? Finally something I get! So I just need to cross over to the One Piece world and become the Pirate King, right?"
"Exactly. Once you reach the end of that world and uncover the secret of One Piece, you'll qualify as a true Emissary. Alright, explanation done—I'm sending you down now. Stay alive and get strong, okay?"
"Wait, wait, wait—I haven't even agreed! You're sending me off to die without any peerless technique, supreme weapon, or anything?!"
"Oh, shoot, almost forgot. Since it's the One Piece world, I'll give you some Devil Fruits. What kind do you want? But don't get too greedy now."
After that, the old man and I launched into a fierce, drawn-out negotiation.
In the end, thanks to my relentless pushing and bargaining, I scored three Devil Fruits:
Mind-Mind Fruit
Whoever eats this gains insanely powerful mental energy. They can project it outside their body to scan and sense the surrounding environment (like divine sense or spiritual perception). They can also solidify this mental energy and use it to control objects with pure thought (telekinesis). Best part: this mental power has no upper limit—keep training, and it grows forever.
Rumble-Rumble Fruit
The legendary one eaten by Enel, the self-proclaimed "God" of Skypiea—the fruit I've been drooling over for years. The user's body becomes lightning itself. Physical attacks do basically zero damage. They can unleash massive high-voltage lightning blasts at will, move at lightning speed, and have terrifying destructive power. They can also use electricity for healing and electro-therapy.
Horm-Horm Fruit
Allows the user to create special hormones and inject them into people (fingertips turn into syringe-like needles). This lets them freely remodel a person's body from the inside out, controlling things like body temperature, skin/hair pigmentation and color, growth rate and body size (enlarge/shrink parts or features), emotional state/mood, stamina/adrenaline bursts, endurance, gender traits and secondary sexual characteristics, immune system, healing speed, resistance to poison/injury, and basically any other hormone-influenced physiological trait. (I probably chose this one because I was secretly hoping for… certain perks.)
Through my hard bargaining, I also got two extra abilities:
The power to identify Devil Fruits at a glance.
Immunity to the Devil Fruit curse (no suppression from seawater or Seastone, and I can eat as many Devil Fruits as I want without limit).
The old man waved his hand, and in a flash, three ordinary-looking fruits appeared on the table—each covered in strange black swirling patterns.
"Devil Fruits." I grabbed one and bit down hard.
Ugh… just as legendary—tastes absolutely disgusting.
I forced all three down with great effort. Before I could even savor the power surging through me, the old man spoke up: "Alright, with all these perks, if you can't complete the mission, don't bother coming back to see me. Remember, I'm giving you zero restrictions. Just get One Piece and return to me."
Then he tossed me out of the Main God Space, and I blacked out.
… "Ah… my head hurts so bad. Did I land head-first or something? That damn old man pissed me off. Wait—where the hell am I?"
I looked around: pitch-black sky, cracked dark-red ground, rivers glowing yellowish everywhere, scorching hot air… "Holy crap! Is this hell?!"
"Oh ho ho ho, yes it is~" A seductive figure appeared in front of me.
I focused—and damn, a total babe! Long straight dark-purple hair, clear yet mysterious dark-purple eyes, seductive gaze, plump sexy lips oozing charm from every angle. She wore nothing but a thin black veil; a pair of at-least-H-cup massive breasts barely covered by heart-shaped pasties over the nipples, and down below, a skimpy black thong that made my blood rush. Small devil wings on her back, a long black tail wrapped around her flawless thigh.
"Eh? A succubus?"
"Ehe~ How rude! I'm Lilith, not just some succubus—I'm one of the Seven Demon Kings of the Demon Realm." Every move Lilith made felt like pure temptation.
Heaven, then hell—what the actual hell is going on? My brain short-circuited.
By now, succubus Lilith had stepped right up to me. "You're the new Emissary that old geezer sent to the One Piece world, right? Sorry to say, but this world has already been taken over by us demons. Your predecessor—that stubborn old Emissary—got erased by me because he wouldn't cooperate."
"Er… erased? Sorry to bother you, I'll be going now." I turned to run, but after two steps, I lost all control of my body and froze in the most embarrassing pose imaginable.
"Hehe, don't be scared, little brother~ I won't kill you—as long as you cooperate. Take your time, just hear me out, okay?"
I instinctively tried to nod, but I couldn't move at all except my eyes. This can't be happening—barely transmigrated and already done for? That damn old man screwed me over!
Lilith stepped back into view, murmuring to herself: "Desire is the source of power for us demons. We took over this world to harvest the desires of every living being here. But demons can't directly interfere with lower realms, so we have to work through proxies—like sending you here to…"
"That stinky old man needs his Emissaries to collect faith power for him, right?"
What the hell? None of this interests me at all—my life comes first! I struggled desperately, but I still couldn't move. I had no choice but to keep listening.
"I originally planned to cooperate with your predecessor. He could collect faith power for that old man while collecting desire for me at the same time—no conflict at all. I'd even give him plenty of benefits. Unfortunately, that guy was too stubborn. For the sake of some boring 'justice,' he chose death over cooperation. I got so angry I accidentally killed him. I was regretting not having a proxy anymore when I saw you get sent to this world, so I pulled you into my domain. Relax, I'm really not going to kill you. Can we talk properly now?"
Suddenly my body loosened—I could move again. Suppressing the urge to bolt, I cautiously asked, "Beautiful big sister… you really won't kill me?"
"Ehe~ Why are you so timid? Don't worry, I won't kill you. If I do, where am I supposed to find another proxy? As long as you cooperate obediently, you'll get plenty of benefits."
"H-How… how do we cooperate?" She's from the demon race after all—I still felt uneasy.
"That old man wants to train you as an Emissary, right?" I nodded.
"Do his mission exactly as he said—I won't interfere. As long as you don't tell him, he'll never know I exist. All you have to do is collect desire for me. In return, I'll lend you my power to help you."
"How do I collect it?" I think I already knew the answer.
"Human desire is endless. Just give them temptation, and desire flows out. There are many kinds, but my favorite is lust. So all you need to do is enjoy some 'fish-water harmony' with women—that's enough to harvest desire energy. I'll brand a magic array on you to collect it automatically. In return, I'll give you an equal amount of points you can use to exchange for all sorts of rewards. Pretty good deal, right?"
"But… what if the Main God finds out…?"
"Hehe, you really are timid! Don't worry—gods and demons can't directly interfere with the mortal world. Even probing with divine sense would cause the entire realm to collapse. Until you officially become an Emissary, you're completely free. Go ahead and 'ruin' some beauties—the old man will never notice."
Holy crap, what a sweet gig! I'm in! I nodded frantically like a woodpecker.
"Ehe, I like smart people. No more chit-chat—time to brand the magic array." Lilith looked eager.
Without any visible movement from her, a burning heat suddenly erupted in my chest. I yanked up my shirt in panic—there was a palm-sized magic array glowing with seductive red light right over my heart. It looked like a six-pointed star inside a circle, each line made of countless tiny, intricate unknown characters. Mysterious and ancient-looking.
After a while the burning faded, the glow dimmed, and the array vanished completely. I touched my chest—no trace at all, like nothing had happened.
I looked at Lilith in confusion—only to see her drenched in sweat, looking exhausted.
"Phew… done~ I'm dead tired. You better work hard and not waste my effort."
I wiped sweat off my brow. "Beautiful… what does this array actually do?"
"Hehe, of course it collects lust energy. All you have to do is keep seducing and bedding beauties—it'll automatically harvest the desire they produce. That's just the basic function. You'll figure out the rest slowly. To summon the array, just close your eyes and silently chant 'lust.' Alright, enough talk—I'm exhausted and need rest."
I stared at my chest in a daze, then looked up—and nearly jumped out of my skin.
At some point, Lilith had been wrapped in a dense mass of purple tentacles. Her arms were bound behind her back at the elbows, her long slender legs folded into an M-shape and spread wide. Two thick, bumpy tentacles were teasing the entrances of her lower holes. Her massive breasts were squeezed tight by tentacles at the base and middle, shaped like two huge gourds. Thin tentacles had pierced her nipples, thrusting in and out, leaking milk.
"Ah… I'll… send you back now, ah. Remember, the incantation is 'lust'… ah…"
Before I could fully process the erotic scene, my eyelids grew heavy and I passed out.
The last thing I saw was two huge tentacles slamming deep into her lower body while another filled her mouth, thrusting straight down her throat.
I didn't even have time to think before everything went black…