"Hey, it was just a joke. Why hold a grudge?"
Mo Chen didn't care that Gao Yue had run away. Instead, he transformed into a shower of flying flowers and enveloped the piglet. After turning back into human form, Mo Chen found himself with a pig mount under his legs.
Mo Chen was now a "true pig-riding warrior."
"Hmph hmph hmph~~~"
When the piglet saw someone riding it, it immediately became anxious and jumped back and forth in place like a cow, trying to shake Mo Chen off.
"I'll punch you!"
"Slap slap slap~~~"
Mo Chen slapped the pig's head left and right, venting his anger fiercely. While smoking and observing, he discovered that the pajamas could indeed deflect the attack force. Not only could they protect the body, but also the pig's head and limbs, making them a true protective treasure!
"Mo Chen, Mo Chen, come down here. I want to have a go at this stupid pig."
Just as Mo Chen was outwitting the pig, Zhou Qian and Liu Yueyue ran over.
"Alright."
Mo Chen transformed into flying flowers and left the piglet, returning to Zhou Qian and Liu Yueyue's side. He felt that Zhou Qian's "simplicity is the ultimate sophistication" should be fine. Although he couldn't attack the pig effectively, the pig shouldn't be able to do anything to Zhou Qian either.
"I'll beat you to death!"
Zhou Qian charged forward angrily.
The little pig had developed intelligence. It clearly heard this woman call it a "stupid pig" just now. How could it forgive her? It charged forward with a series of "humming" sounds, leaving trails of dust beneath its feet and displaying impressive momentum.
"Smack!"
The piglet was slapped aside by Zhou Qian and crashed into a big tree with a "boom," and countless leaves fell on it.
The baby pig slowly turned around, looking warily at the woman not far away.
This woman is quite capable. She managed to knock me off course, much better than that man from before.
This was the conclusion of the piglet.
If Mo Chen knew the pig was thinking this way, he would probably be furious.
Zhou Qian wiped the lard off her hands, put her hands on her hips, and looked at the piglet opposite her with a smug expression.
The simplest way is the best. No matter where you shift your attack power, slapping someone's head is just one slap. If someone in this world can do it, then I can do it too. No matter how difficult it is, I can simplify it into one slap.
It's that simple.
"That's amazing! Go, Qianqian, kill that idiot!"
Liu Yueyue saw Zhou Qian get the upper hand and started cheering her on. Just like watching friends fight in a ring, it was so exciting.
What else could Mo Chen say but that it truly lived up to the saying, "The greatest truths are the simplest"?
The baby pig launched another attack, charging forward with loud "oink oink oink oink."
Zhou Qian smiled confidently, seized the opportunity, and delivered a groin kick—no, a pig's head kick—sending the little pig flying into the air.
A real flying pig!
If Lei Jun were here right now, he would definitely be asking that pig in the sky, "Are you OK?"
I bet even a pig would reply, "I'm fine. I think you, and you?"
It's a pity this pig has never heard of "Are You OK," otherwise it would definitely be unconsciously singing it in the sky right now.
Thank you! Thank you! Are you OK? Hello! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you very much! 3Q for you! Hello! ...
Mo Chen: "..."
Liu Yueyue: "..."
Flying Pig: "(⊙⊙)"
The image of the flying pig was so vivid that Mo Chen and Liu Yueyue felt as if they could see Lei Jun riding a pig in the sky and singing "Are You OK."
The pig finally landed, grunting as it got up. Its pig face looked at Zhou Qian, somewhat bewildered, wondering how it had flown into the sky.
Why aren't my pajamas working anymore?
Forget it, I'll just... run away.
This little pig is smarter than you. How could I be stupid enough to fight you head-on?
Without hesitation, the baby pig turned and ran, disappearing into the white mist in a flash.
"Don't run away, you stupid pig! I haven't had enough fun yet!"
Zhou Qian was having a great time hitting it. How could she let it get away? So she raised her foot to chase after it but was stopped by Mo Chen.
"Stop chasing. Let's get down to business."
Mo Chen quickly grabbed Zhou Qian, realizing that this girl had violent tendencies!
"Fine, fine. I'll let that idiot go for your sake!" Zhou Qian said sullenly.
Mo Chen: "..."
What do you mean by letting that pig go because of me? It's like I have some kind of relationship with that pig.
Wait, something's not right.
It seemed like there really was a connection.
Wasn't that pig in pajamas the one he created?
Okay, no problem.
Mo Chen had randomly teleported three animals and three extraordinary items. The first one he encountered, the "pig in pajamas," was quite interesting. He wondered what the other two would be like.
Mo Chen was quite looking forward to it.
"Where are we going now?" Liu Yueyue asked.
"Let's go up the mountain and find you an Awakening Stone."
Mo Chen hadn't forgotten that Liu Yueyue was still a mortal, so naturally she needed to find the Awakening Stone first.
"Mmm!"
Liu Yueyue nodded, her face beaming with happiness and her heart overflowing with sweetness.
Having a man is just perfect!
"Me too!"
Zhou Qian immediately became jealous, grabbed Mo Chen's hand, and started to whine.
"I want that stupid pig's pajamas."
Liu Yueyue had just confessed everything, so she naturally knew that Yueyue was now Mo Chen's woman. But that didn't mean she wasn't jealous. She still had to act coquettishly.
Mo Chen: "..."
Mo Chen was unaware that he had been exposed and didn't quite understand why Zhou Qian was suddenly acting coquettishly.
But pajamas weren't a problem. They could just find that pig and take them off, so he readily agreed.
Liu Yueyue suppressed a laugh, not realizing she had already given herself away.
How stupid!
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In fact, Mo Chen didn't know that while the three of them were fighting the piglet, a pair of eyes had been watching them from afar, as if observing something.
After Mo Chen and the other two went up the mountain, it followed closely behind.
Mo Chen was naturally unaware that he was being followed. Although he had reached the True God realm and possessed a 2-meter domain, the range was still too small, and he did not notice anything amiss.
"Mo Chen, I'm hungry."
Zhou Qian touched her stomach along the way, looking weak.
You might not believe it, but I was so excited today that I forgot to eat breakfast. Entering the secret realm now, I relaxed, and my stomach naturally reacted.
"You haven't eaten yet?"
Mo Chen was speechless.
Zhou Qian was quite the foodie, yet she still forgot to eat. He and Liu Yueyue had already eaten at the apartment.
"This... I was just too excited, so... I forgot."
Zhou Qian's face flushed, feeling embarrassed and ashamed.
"You can even forget about food? You're something else..." Mo Chen said irritably. "So, what do you want to eat?"
"I want to eat braised pork knuckle... Sigh, you can't get me what I really want to eat. I'd be content with just bread or something."
Zhou Qian seemed to smell the aroma of braised pork knuckle and almost drooled, but reason told her that she should be grateful for bread and not be greedy.
"Qianqian, aren't you tired of eating braised pork knuckle so early in the morning?" Liu Yueyue asked.
"It used to be quite greasy, but for some reason, ever since I awakened, I seem to have become able to eat more, and I don't feel greasy anymore," Zhou Qian recalled, tilting her head.
"Awakening can increase appetite?"
Liu Yueyue looked at Mo Chen.
