1. This is Just Cup Noodles (3)
CHAT LOG Viewer: Lolololol Viewer: Pew pew There's an Elf who ate meat and marveled that it's delicious???? Viewer: Huh? Isn't it 'common sense' that meat is tastier than vegetables??? Viewer: Since you lived without eating meat until now you wasted half your life lol System Notification
['BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf' has donated 1,000 Mana!]
[Sigh it's laughable to see things who don't even know the taste of cup noodles chatting like they know stuff ha] CHAT LOG Viewer: ???? Viewer: That person was acting so modest in front of the Room Manager but why act tough in front of us suddenly??? Viewer: I think I know better than you who tried meat for the first time today in your life though ha Viewer: ↳ Fact bomb lololol Viewer: Elf just suck on tree sap like you used to what cup noodle for someone like you Viewer: ↳ Fr lol System Notification
['BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf' has donated 1,000 Mana!]
[Having tasted cup noodles I no longer have any lingering attachment to the title of vegetarian lol] CHAT LOG Viewer: Crazy lolololol Viewer: Sooner or later a High Elf will come looking for her holding a bat lololol Viewer: Don't know yet if she can feed cup noodles to the High Elf she has a chance of survival Viewer: ↳ Lolololol High Elves can't resist cup noodles either lolol Viewer: Gal!!!! To dare commit the sin of betraying the ancestors!!!! Viewer: Room Manager-nim can you by chance do sense of taste sharing for me too I want to try eating ramen too sob
'It's fun.'
Meanwhile, reading the chat window coming up, I ended up smiling without realizing it.
Whether it's the viewers showing reactions as if they've never eaten cup noodles, or 'BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf' bragging about the taste of cup noodles she must have felt countless times until now, I think they are amazing.
Isn't it insane acting skills to the point that if someone who didn't know saw this, they might really think they are Elves or residents of another world?
That's why I, too, was immersed in the concept and naturally spitting out words like this.
"Well, come visit Earth once later. Then I'll let you experience the taste of cup noodles as much as you want, just like Elf-nim."
CHAT LOG Viewer: Cross dimensions just to taste one cup noodle???? Viewer: That's a bit too much lolololol Viewer: Haha Junior your joke is a bit mischievous Viewer: If it's cup noodles it's worth crossing dimensions yeah Viewer: From what I know dimensional leap itself isn't impossible but incredibly tricky conditions are attached instead
"You never know. Even right now we are talking across dimensions like this."
I spoke with somewhat sincerity, shrugging my shoulders.
"So I think there is plenty of possibility we might meet in person later. And besides the cup noodle I showed you today, I want to let you experience other cup noodle flavors too...."
CHAT LOG Viewer: Kya look at Room Manager Big Bro's spirit shiver Viewer: Hmm I must train hard to go meet Junior someday Viewer: Surely there's no weakling here whose realm is lacking enough to not cross one dimension right? Viewer: Yep if you just spend a shit ton of cash here later everything is solvable~ Viewer: But what other cup noodle flavors are there exactly? Damn curious
"Hmm... Well, the most famous one would be the Nuclear Fire Taste Stir-fried Noodles. Perhaps if it's someone tasting ramen for the first time, they might faint after eating this?"
CHAT LOG Viewer: Just how tasty is it to faint...? Viewer: ↳ Are you retarded? He said Nuclear Fire Taste Viewer: ↳ If you wanna shoot Dragon Breath with your tongue then eat it lolol Viewer: I'm a fire attribute wizard if I eat Nuclear Fire Taste Cup Noodle will I be able to use 10th circle magic??? Viewer: ↳ Yes it becomes possible~
Even after that, I continued the conversation sharing trivial stories with the viewers.
I mean, just exactly until I finished eating the ramen.
"Then everyone, I think I should wrap up the broadcast around here for today."
CHAT LOG Viewer: Eh???? Already???? Viewer: It hasn't been long since the broadcast started and it's already over;; Viewer: No you just bragged about cup noodles and the broadcast ended really nothing left Viewer: ↳ It was a beneficial time to recognize the superior technology of Earthlings though???? Viewer: Hail Earth Hail Earth Hail Earth Hail Earth Hail Earth Hail Earth Viewer: Since I'm not an Earthling anyway I know I can't eat cup noodles so I'm twisted with jealousy though??? Viewer: I wish Earthlings would quickly conquer our dimension... Then I could eat cup noodles as much as I want too.... Viewer: ↳ As expected of a pro traitor the footwork is different lolol Viewer: ↳ Can you call a guy who sells out his dimension a traitor?? Viewer: ↳ Then call him a dimension-traitor lolol
"No, as much as I'd like to, I want to broadcast more too but... actually, I haven't prepared anything specifically for today's broadcast."
This was true.
In the first place, coming into this platform and turning on the broadcast was something I committed impulsively because I was drunk.
And maybe because I drank more alcohol than I thought, my eyes felt like they were slowly closing since earlier too....
CHAT LOG Viewer: Actually just telling stories about Earth would be damn fun tell us other stories too Viewer: Haa... Junior... couldn't you tell us about the martial arts of the world called Earth... Then this one's vision would have been elevated one level higher... Viewer: Just broadcast more sob Even cup noodle stories are fine...
"Umm... It's regrettable but I will end today's broadcast here. If I broadcast next time, I will bring more quantity and fun content than today. I'm sorry."
"Then, thank you everyone for your hard work!"
CHAT LOG Viewer: Yeah... Bye... sob Viewer: I'll subscribe and set alarm for now so make sure to turn on broadcast in the near future!!! Viewer: Ah damn I'll beg my mom and charge donation money so do a cup noodle mukbang next time too let me taste it too Viewer: ↳ Mom shedding tears of blood lololol Viewer: I'll contact other Elves to watch Room Manager-nim's broadcast too!!! I support you!!!
Like that, after exchanging heartwarming farewells with the viewers, I pressed the 'End Broadcast' button at the very bottom of the screen.
System Notification
[You have ended the broadcast.]
[You have made a tiny minority of residents of other dimensions aware of the existence of the planet 'Earth'.]
[A tiny minority of residents of other dimensions feel intense curiosity about the planet 'Earth'.]
['Beginner Privilege' is given as a reward for the first contact with residents of other dimensions.] [As a Beginner Privilege, the dimensional rift phenomenon of planet 'Earth' is stabilized for 48 hours.]
[Mana received through broadcast: 36,000]
[Received Mana can be accumulated as points in the shop, or it is possible to absorb it into the body.]
[Will you absorb it?]
"...Absorb?"
For a moment, I blinked my eyes unable to understand the phrase in the message window.
Absorb? What on earth does absorb mean?
'They really caught the concept viciously.'
No, no matter what, I feel like they should explain these parts with slightly more intuitive words.
If it were the usual me, I would have looked up the site's terms and conditions or precautions once again.
But since I felt like dying from sleepiness since earlier, I pressed any button roughly and turned off the computer as it was.
Well, I can check the details after waking up tomorrow morning.
And I don't know the reason, but for some reason, I've been feeling too tired since earlier.
Like that, I lay on the bed and fell asleep as if fainting.
System Notification
[Mana is being absorbed into the streamer's body.]
[The mana circuit and a significant part of the body are severely damaged.]
[Starting treatment using the sponsored mana.]
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[Mana is insufficient.]
[Treatment has not been perfectly completed.]
[Some of the body's functions are revived.]
[3% of the mana circuit has regained its original function.]
[If you want perfect treatment, please receive more sponsorship or use the services included in the shop.]
The next morning.
"...Mmm."
I woke up from sleep feeling a refreshing emotion for some reason.
A morning that is incredibly refreshing with absolutely no hangover despite having poured down so much alcohol last night.
It's been a really long time since I felt like this.
I mean, should I say it's the first time since I retired from being a Hunter because my mana circuit was completely shattered due to an accident.
It's not simply that I feel good, but the fact that nowhere in my body hurts makes me feel good-
"...No, wait a minute."
For a moment, I felt a sense of incongruity.
If it were the usual me, I would be suffering considerable pain as soon as I woke up in the morning due to the aftereffects of that day's accident.
However, the current me is feeling only a refreshing feeling rather than feeling pain.
This was a problem I had half given up on because even famous doctors couldn't find a way to do anything about it, but does this make sense?
Feeling my heart pounding for some reason, I urgently checked my body condition—
"...This is crazy."
The next moment, after confirming what had happened to my body, I tasted an absurd feeling.
My muscle and nerve functions, which were diagnosed as impossible to fix with modern science, were moving according to my will again.
And.
"Mana... has been generated again...?"
Mana that had completely scattered without leaving even a speck after my dantian was shattered into pieces.
A part of that mana was residing in my body.