2. Star Wars (3)
Wuxia (Martial Arts).
A term referring to works depicting the passionate friendship and love of martial artists who, harboring martial arts (Wu) and chivalry (Xia) in their hearts, rebuke the Jianghu (Martial Arts World) with only a single sword.
Also, a martial artist can be said to refer to a true man among men who knows how to wield a sword solely for the sake of chivalry, even if it brings him no profit at all.
To be honest, as a man, one couldn't help but feel their heart swell grandly while reading Wuxia novels.
However, recently, this definition of Wuxia was gradually declining.
These days, 'MZ Wuxia' works seem to find training bothersome, so they are eating martial arts raw using expedient methods like status windows or skills, and there were even cases where they used unorthodox methods like magic or sorcery together.
Also, the Wu and Xia, which could be called the symbols of a manly man themselves, have disappeared without a trace, and what fills that spot are only extreme profit-seekers who don't want to suffer even a little loss.
To be honest, as someone who loved the genre of Authentic Martial Arts, it was a reality where I couldn't help but sigh.
Where on earth have the romantics who wielded swords for the sake of Wu and Xia in this world disappeared to!
That is why I considered the genre of the movie called 「Star Wars」 to be Authentic Martial Arts.
The Demonic Cult (Empire) plotting conspiracies in the darkness to rule the world.
The protagonist of the Orthodox Faction (Rebel Alliance) with a secret of birth opposing them.
And even a mysterious group of masters (Jedi) wielding swords to protect their own chivalry and the world!
Isn't all of this proof that the movie called 「Star Wars」 is Authentic Martial Arts?
So, this will work.
No, it has no choice but to work.
Considering the countless fans on Earth going wild for the movie called 「Star Wars」 even at this moment, success was practically guaranteed!
CHAT LOG Viewer: Hmm... Martial Arts you say,,, As expected Junior knows something indeed,,,!! Viewer: Indeed the story of martial artists is what makes people's hearts pound the most...! Young Hero has an eye for things System Notification
['WhiteLotusCultIsNotADemonicCult' has donated 1,000 Mana!]
[Ho... Interesting. So where on earth is the background of that movie? The Central Plains (Zhongyuan)? Or the Outer Realms?]
"WhiteLotusCultIsNotADemonicCult-nim. Thank you for the donation. Ah, so you are curious about where the background of the movie called 「Star Wars」 is, right?"
System Notification
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[That is so. Personally, it would be good if the background was around the Heavenly Mountains (Tianshan) where the Demonic Cult is located. That way the story becomes fun.] CHAT LOG Viewer: Lolololol nickname value lolol Viewer: Now that I see it I think maybe the White Lotus Cult was indeed a Demonic Cult???? Viewer: Ahem call it the Heavenly Demon Divine Cult not Demonic Cult if you don't wanna die Viewer: ↳ Lololol
"Umm... The background of the movie is neither the Central Plains nor the Outer Realms. Unfortunately, it's not the Heavenly Mountains either."
CHAT LOG Viewer: Then where on earth is it??? Viewer: No you said the genre was Martial Arts lolol
At the viewers' pouring questions, I extended my index finger and pointed to the sky.
"It is Space."
CHAT LOG Viewer: ????? Viewer: Yes? What did you say???? Viewer: Lololol are you doing a comedy skit right now lolololol Viewer: Is the World Tree Wi-Fi in my house broken... I feel like I'm hearing auditory hallucinations for some reason... Viewer: ↳ Actually they say World Tree-nim is enraged because one Elf secretly ate meat... Viewer: ↳ She even counts eating phone-meat? World Tree-nim's standards are a bit strict shiver
The viewers showed a dumbfounded reaction to my answer, but this too was strictly within the expected range.
I opened my mouth with an extremely confident expression.
"Everyone, think about it. Just what is the definition of the genre called Martial Arts? If you filter out all the trivial stuff, isn't a martial artist realizing Wu and Xia exactly what Martial Arts is?"
CHAT LOG Viewer: Hmm... Viewer: Now that I hear it, it seems like that too...
"Looking at it in that sense, just because the genre is Martial Arts, there is no necessity for the background to be the Jianghu (Martial Arts World). Even if the background is space, and they fight wielding guns and lightsabers, if belief exists within it, then it can be called Martial Arts!"
CHAT LOG Viewer: Mmm... Just what is this feeling of being persuaded for some reason???? Viewer: Wow... I think Junior's words are correct! If one is a martial artist, it's a statement one can't help but empathize with naturally! System Notification
['WhiteLotusCultIsNotADemonicCult' has donated 3,000 Mana!]
[Your words are hundred times right. Even if the background is space, if one possesses chivalry (Xia), then that is Martial Arts.]
Fortunately, making it worth talking my way out of it, the viewers from the Martial Arts dimension were obediently accepting the fact that the genre of 「Star Wars」 is Martial Arts.
With this, the number of viewers from the Martial Arts dimension would be as good as secured perfectly.
However, not all viewers watching my broadcast were 'refuted' by me.
Originally, people's tastes are diverse, so it wasn't like only people who go crazy and jump at it just because it's Martial Arts existed.
CHAT LOG Viewer: Hmm is it to that extent but I don't know martial arts so I might not understand the movie though Viewer: I don't know much about the Martial Arts side either, can I enjoy this movie Room Manager System Notification
['ITrowAwayYoplaitLidWithoutLicking' has donated 3,000 Mana!]
[Listening to Room Manager-nim's explanation of the content, I think that's closer to Sci-Fi than Martial Arts? Then isn't it just Fantasy with Martial Arts scent added?]
['WhiteLotusCultIsNotADemonicCult' has donated 4,000 Mana!]
[Tsk... This is why novices are.... Where on earth did you hear the Room Manager's explanation that if you just hold Wu and Xia in your heart it is Martial Arts? 「Star Wars」 is genuine Martial Arts.]
['ITrowAwayYoplaitLidWithoutLicking' has donated 5,000 Mana!]
[I didn't ask you though ha]
"Don't fight. I mean if you really have to categorize the genre of the movie, it's Martial Arts, but you will be able to enjoy it even without being conscious of such things."
Because I also encountered the movie called 「Star Wars」 when I had no knowledge of the Martial Arts side, but even then I watched this movie insanely having fun.
"Also, this movie is not a story where humans are the only tool, but various species will appear and perform various activities, so other species can also look forward to it."
CHAT LOG Viewer: What??? So Dwarves appear in the movie too??? Viewer: Superior species Elves will naturally appear too right??? Viewer: I'll hold my breath and endure until the great Orc Warchief appears inhale Viewer: ↳ I can see an Orc face anytime if I just look at the mirror in my house do I have to see it even in a movie;; I'm against it Viewer: ↳ sob Viewer: ↳ It would be really great if it's a movie where Orcs and Elves appear in the same space hehehe Viewer: ↳ Gasp Viewer: ↳ Demons possessed your head lol
"Well, any more details than this are spoilers for the movie so I won't say any more. Now, then...."
I entered the 'Shop' item on the 'Trans-Dimensional Streaming' site and started examining various options that streamers could purchase for broadcasting.
SHOP WINDOW [Message Delivery Service – 5,000 Mana]
[Body Recovery and Healing Service – 10,000 Mana (Starting Price) (Price varies depending on the degree of injury of the target)]
[Dimensional Parcel Delivery Service (10 pieces) - 90,000 Mana (Currently 10% Special Discount)]
[Virtual Game Server Construction Ticket – 100,000 Mana]
[Trans-Dimensional Tour Ticket – 10,000,000 Mana]
.....
Various options are lined up that I can't even dream of with the mana I currently possess.
Furthermore, among them, the body recovery service I longed for so much is included.
To be honest, from my position, I couldn't help but go crazy for it, but for now, I held it in with superhuman patience.
The current me is a streamer, and right now there is nothing more important than the broadcast anywhere.
Crucially, if the plan I set up fits well, I will be able to purchase something like [Body Recovery and Healing Service] sooner or later.
"...Found it."
After scrolling down for a long time like that, I was able to find the option I wanted.
SHOP WINDOW [Memory Video Player – 10,000 Mana]
[Description: You can play the memories possessed by the user as a video. Even if it is a single content like a play or opera, additional correction is applied to play it perfectly.]
In other words, if the memory of watching 「Star Wars」 exists in me, even if my memory is incomplete, it means the [Memory Video Player] will take care of playing every part of the movie.
'Really damn cheating.'
I don't know well by what principle on earth such a nonsensical thing is made possible, but that is not important.
Only one thing is important.
If only I have this option, I can show the honey-jam guaranteed movie called 「Star Wars」 to the primitive people of other dimensions who are incredibly ignorant!
"Now then, are everyone ready?"
I opened my mouth unable to hide the anticipation about what on earth would happen after this movie is screened.
"Then from now on... I will start the screening of 「Star Wars 4」."
'...「Star Wars 4」?'
For a moment, the viewers who heard his words thought this in their heads.
'But why is he showing from episode 4?'
'If there is episode 1 isn't it common sense to show from 1?'
'Just why?'
Why on earth is he leaving the perfectly existing episode 1 alone and screening from the sequel episode 4?
The viewers couldn't understand at all the thoughts the Room Manager was having.