Alternate title for chapter: not just mortal instruments.
3 days after being reincarnated.
Location: outside of baton Rouge
I smack a mosquito once again as i spray some repellent but stop when I saw the literal mosquito just suck it straight from the can before flying off. 'Always knew southern mosquitos were built different,' I think as I'm sitting near my tent. It's been three days since the lawyer office/ reincarnation/ lawyer office (again), and now im ass end in a Louisiana bayou with my truck getting broken down. I check my phone that I got from the gacha two days ago but there's no signal. I sigh and look at my gacha pulls.
Day 1. Lemi ( rare)
Day 2. Galaxy A15 (common)
Day 3. Hairspray aeresol can x 10 (common)
Day 4. Uv flashlight (uncommon)
The first thing I did to the flash light was engrave the only shadow mark that could be essential.
Uv flashlight ( enhanced): uv flashlight that's enhanced to shine uv light like the sun. Will not kill a vampire but will weaken them.
Putting away the flashlight i hear a voice speak into the night," ya, lost cityboy." I look over and the next thing I know is I'm hit across the face with a shovel, I think it felt sharper than normal. As I'm starting to black out I hear " well now, can't go dying. The family hasn't greeted you properly."
' fuck me, how did resident evil come around.' I think as my system warns me about something I wasn't expecting.
Temporal disruption encountered. Resident evil timeline detected. Demonic interference detected.
1.Eliminate the baker family before the weeks up.
2. defeat the demonic/ mold infused eveline
3.Save Zoe or mia
4.???:
Good luck
Reward 1: 3 advanced gacha tickets
Reward 2: 1 premium gacha ticket
Reward 3 ( zoe): 15,000 points, 5 basic gacha tickets
Reward 3 (mia): 15,000 points, 5 basic gacha tickets
Reward???: ???
Note: this doesn't effect the timeline of the mortal instruments world(s) and no umbrella or the connections or any other main faction from resident evil franchise be integrated unless another disruption occurs.
The gacha system will issue quests from time to time to help reward gacha tickets. You can also purchase gacha tickets with points from the hentai system. Sorry can't have someone with basically infinite money to buy gacha tickets. 😜
Waking up at the table of the bakers I'm already assaulted by the smell of rotting flesh and the smell of cooked human flesh. The scene still plays out like it does in the game where they try to force feed me the shit, Lucas throwing a fit getting his hand cut off and a cop pulling up scattering the family.
" well another day in paradise," I say as I tip the chair over and the weakened wood breaks. I stash the broken pieces in the gate to get the rest of the bindings off then depositing them back out. Thankfully they moved the granny, who I know is eveline, when they scattered. " I could've just stored the entire chair" I say as I rub my wrists feeling the rope burn. 'Wait is it rope burn or leather burn.' I think as I walk around the room as quietly as I can. I walk to the windows and see the police car outside and jack talking with the cop before killing him and his partner right there before dragging thier bodies into the house with Lucas. ' well shit, can't expect everything to go as planned but at least I'm not defenseless. Pulling out the lemi , load the clip then chamber check the gun before pulling out the uv flashlight. Walking towards the hallway i peek around the corner but see nobody and I walk through the hall. Going past the destroyed stairs, that leads to the second floor, I stand outside the laundry room when I hear something and duck as Jack swings his weapon popping out of nowhere basically. Ducking under the weapon I shine the light in his eyes and he actually screams and recoil as the area around his eye blisters as the mold comes to the surface. I pop off two rounds into his head before kneeling him and firing three more straight into his head causing him to collapse and stay still. ' fuck must move, he won't be down long,' I say as I search his pockets grabbing a set of keys and a pocket knife and a first aid bottle. I pop two more rounds into his head to stall him a little bit longer before going out to the garage after opening the panel with the knife.
Out in the garage I pop all the tires with the last four bullets before I reload. I open the garage panel and the door , because it hasn't been broken yet, and I go out to the cop car. Getting out to the car I touch the shotgun that's secured into the car sending it to the gate. Along with the ammo safe that's secured.
Winchester 870
Ammo: 12ga
Magazine: 4+1
Grabbing the shotgun from the gate i also check at how much ammunition I got and nod showing another 50 rounds of 9mm handgun ammo and 25 rounds of 12ga shotgun ammo. I hear a grunts behind me and dodge the sharp shovel of jack baker. The shovel digs into the cop car and i quickly unload two rounds from the shotgun at point blank range. One into his head blowing it open but he still moves as he heals and the second goes into his leg blowing it off. " fucking slugs," I say as I fire again into his back as he folds backwards. I shove him into the police car then rush to the garage door and start firing the lemi into the cops gas lid blowing the car up, aftersi shots . Glass flies out and the sharpened shovel also flies hitting my arm. The shovel cleaves right through my arm and I start screaming as i grab the bloodied stump. " what the fuck is up with these series and people getting their arms chopped off" I muttered through my mouth as I lay on the ground lining up my arm and pouring the first aid on it. It's fucking crazy how this one bottle reattaches my arm perfectly. I get up grabbing the sharpened shovel and I start closing the garage door. As it closes jack baker grabs my leg covered in rapidly healing burns and he laughs. " try again cityboy," he says as I take the shovel cutting off his arm from my leg and splitting his head in half with the edge of the garage shutter. His main body and mouth screaming outside the garage. " fucking Deadpool knock-off" I say as I grab the stuff from the garage, the mechanism to unlock the main house, the crawl space key and the shovel. " mine now bastard" I say as I make my way to the door. I pass the phone and it rings. I pick it up and say," hello cheesy house of horrors how may I set up your next party."
The line is silent for a bit but then I hear a giggle then a snorting laugh on the other end then a southern belle voice speak," I haven't laughed in three years I needed that. My name is Zoe and all you need to know is that I'm a friend. My papa won't stop looking for you and the rest of my family. Well the less said the better."
" black sheep, huh. Tell me is there anyway to get out and take them down permanently?" I ask as I hear her sigh and reply.
" honestly I don't know but know this that little get together you saw wasn't the entire family. My family owned the entire parish and the entire thing isn't to kind to strangers." Zoe says as she breathes steadily.
" how many am I looking at," I ask dreading the number.
" five other people just like my family, strong, strange, healing. The rest about one thousand that I'm sure just have the slight chance of healing. But they actually stay down seen a few messy get together over the last three years." Zoe says before stopping then shuffling," look i gotta stay movin and hidin. Be in touch sugar. "
" looking for your calls miss Zoe, God knows how heavenly your voice sounds," I say with a cheesy line that she laughs at before the dial tone sounds in my ear.
" well this shit just became a whole ordeal," I say as I enter the crawl space then enter the laundry room where I sit and start cleaning the guns. Gotta maintain them for the shit show. Opening the gate I pull out a sealed sandwich and start eating glad I bought a lot of food and drinks before my drive. Storing them in ice chests and saving them for later. I eat the sandwich and drink a glass bottle coke before getting back up. 'We'll time for some mold extermination,' I think as I prepare everything and leave.
Author's note: I know i jumped worlds technically but still got something going through my head since I've been playing resident evil series. Will jump through the timelines off and on through the mortal instruments world even going back to the infernal devices series. Gotta re read most of them. Haven't read the sequel series yet but ehh probably won't touch it until I do.
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