[The customer is king!]
[Don't think of those foul-mouthed people as human. They're just walking wallets, okay?!]
[I saw some sales data from the main group chat recently. I gotta say, we're not the only ones buying all that sauce. Some of the newly registered accounts have crazy purchasing power...]
The admins checked, and it turns out a lot of those new accounts are from the Little Yellow Men next door, using alternate accounts.
Juju has shares in this sauce factory, you know.
In fact, Juju owns over forty percent of the shares. That's like half the company belongs to her!
As loyal Ju people, we obviously have to generate revenue for Juju's company!
[Those little idiots from next door want to come buy sauce! We absolutely cannot curse at them!]
If we curse at them, the fragile little idiots will leave.
If we start a fight, the lurkers won't come either.
So everyone should just keep the discussion nice and quiet within the group chat.
We can't scare away customers, right?
