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Chapter 37 - Chapter 7, Pitiao Yan, is now online.

  The actor who plays the unlucky character is Liu Bo. He's relatively unknown in the entertainment industry, but he's quite talented and a veteran actor who started from the bottom. He's developed his own personal style.

   Despite this, he was still at a disadvantage when facing Niu Yichen.

   After a day of filming, both scenes were completed smoothly, and Niu Yichen was given temporary release. However, he still had one more shoot to do after 8 p.m.!

   This time we move to a new location, the hotel owned by Dong Yong, the actor who plays "Human World," where Yang Rui and the others are filming.

   Currently, Wu Yue and the other cast members of Yu Ri are also filming on location, and they have no free time at all.

   Niu Yichen was happy to relax and just watch them take photos.

   Huo Siyan looks much better now. She doesn't need much makeup, and the confidence she exudes makes her look even more beautiful on camera.

   By the way, when I was watching this show, some people said that Huo Siyan, the most famous among the seven fairies, was actually the ugliest!

   Niu Yichen, who was only focused on the storyline at the time, actually didn't think so, but when he thought back later, he found that there was a reason behind the statement.

   The first reason, as mentioned earlier, is that although Huo Siyan's appearance is innocent, she has a tragic temperament, which is somewhat inconsistent with the overall 'joyful' atmosphere of the crew.

   The second, and most obvious, reason is that Huo Siyan's skin in this drama is truly terrible. Especially at the beginning, she has acne on her face and her cheeks are unnaturally flushed, which even heavy makeup can't cover up. During the scenes where she's in pain, her face is even slightly swollen, which looks abnormal.

   Now, both of these problems have been resolved by Niu Yichen, both physically and mentally.

   As dusk approached, some people were able to remove their makeup and go home, but Niu Yichen, Wu Yue, and Liu Yang stayed behind, as they all had scenes to film at night.

   After the lights were turned on, Niu Yichen and Liu Bo's scene started first.

   The Culinary God walked in front, seemingly preoccupied with his thoughts.

   The Broom Star, leaning on her broom, hopped up and down behind her in a strange manner, adding fuel to the fire as she said, "This eldest princess has been so different since she descended to the mortal realm! No wonder, if this were in heaven, the Empress Dowager would definitely slam her fist on the table if a man and woman were this close! But it's different on earth. There are no heavenly rules or regulations governing it. Men and women can do whatever they want with each other, and no one can stop them!"

   As the jinx spoke, the God of Cooking's expression grew increasingly grim, and he finally snapped when he was about to say something like, "Keep talking."

   "Enough!" The Food God roared, punching and smashing the two layers of wooden fence in front of him into four pieces.

   This time, Niu Yichen did it on purpose; the effects of the Bone Shattering Fist were even more powerful than he had imagined.

   Liu Bo, who played the jinx, was shocked, but as a veteran actor, he quickly recovered and said, "You... what are you going to do?"

   The God of Cooking did not speak, but his face was cold and hard, making anyone who saw him feel threatened.

   "You must absolutely not act rashly!" said Broom Star. "You must understand that you have descended to the mortal realm without permission. If you cause trouble, even the eldest princess might not escape responsibility. Think about it, the eldest princess is naive and inexperienced; she has been deceived by that mortal Yu Ri. If you cause such a commotion, everything will be over! The eldest princess will not even think about returning to Heaven! My great chef!"

   The God of Cooking's expression changed several times, but eventually calmed down. He seemed to be contemplating something and stared at the Broom Star with a strange expression.

   The jinxed woman felt a little guilty under his gaze and quickly said, "I have been in the mortal world longer than you, so naturally I know more than you. As long as you listen to me, I guarantee I can make the eldest princess change her mind and return to the heavenly palace with you."

   The Culinary God asked skeptically, "Really?"

   "Of course! I've already thought of this idea for you. Let's talk to the eldest daughter first..."

   As Broom Star was talking, the God of Cooking suddenly interrupted and asked, "Why are you helping me?"

   The jinxed man's expression changed several times before he finally said, "We're all... we're all immortals, right? When immortals go out, they have to look out for each other!"

   The God of Cooking stared at him without saying a word. This explanation was too far-fetched.

   The Broom Star changed his appearance, put on a pitiful expression, and said, "After all, my little brother, I am only a lowly immortal. It is my honor to do something small for you high immortals!"

   However, this explanation is somewhat plausible.

   The God of Cooking said meaningfully, "I never thought that you, Broom Star, would be so kind! We really misunderstood you before!"

   "Haha! Don't talk about the past! Don't talk about it! The most important thing now is to solve the eldest daughter's problem! Come with me!"

   ...

   "Cut!" Jiang Tian shouted quickly, "Quickly check the condition of your hand!"

   "There's nothing wrong with it at all!" Niu Yichen demonstrated and said, "I've been practicing martial arts since I was a child. Breaking a piece of wood is nothing to me!"

   Jiang Tian was still a little worried, so he asked the doctor to examine him. After confirming that there were no problems, he said with satisfaction, "What a successful shoot! I really admire you guys. If you could be this fast every day, our working hours would be cut by at least half!"

   Niu Yichen laughed and said, "This is all thanks to everyone's good teamwork; we are all part of one solid unit!"

   "Alright!" Jiang Tian patted his shoulder and said, "We can end filming now. We still have another scene to film tomorrow!"

   Niu Yichen returned to the dressing room, asked someone to help him remove his makeup, changed his clothes, and then came out.

   Since they finished work early, it was still before 10 PM, and there was still plenty of time. Niu Yichen went to check on Huo Siyan, but she was still filming and couldn't spare any time.

   Seeing this, Niu Yichen had no intention of returning to the hotel. Instead, he remained on set to help, just as he had done when he was with the Legend of Sword and Fairy crew.

   Much of the work requires physical exertion, which takes some of the load off the behind-the-scenes staff who have been busy all day.

   The film crew finally finished shooting for the day and started packing up and heading home at 1am.

   Back in his room, Niu Yichen took a shower and was about to rest when there was another knock on the door.

   From that familiar frequency, you could tell that it must be Huo Siyan's.

   As expected, Huo Siyan slipped in as soon as the door opened.

   Niu Yichen said in surprise, "It's so late, I thought you wouldn't come!"

   Huo Siyan said with a charming smile, "I've heard that there's a very beautiful woman in this world. Being with her not only makes you enjoy her beauty, but also makes your body healthy. It must be you!"

   "So, you're addicted?"

   "I'm addicted!" Huo Siyan agreed without hesitation, and gently kissed Niu Yichen's lips.

   This statement gave Niu Yichen a strange feeling, as if it wasn't him who was playing with the woman, but rather the woman who was playing with him. It was a truly strange feeling.

   To ease the feeling, Niu Yichen pressed Huo Siyan's head down, "Come on! Eat!"

   Huo Siyan squatted down and untied Niu Yichen's belt, revealing the big throbbing penis that had brought him so much pleasure.

   "So beautiful!" Huo Siyan glanced at Niu Yichen seductively, then opened her mouth and took him into her mouth.

   Niu Yichen grabbed Huo Siyan's breasts and squeezed them. Huo Siyan's oral sex skills were getting better and better, or rather, he was gradually mastering Niu Yichen's sensitive spots.

   After licking the penis for a while, Huo Siyan relaxed a bit and said, "Yichen! I found a good friend for you!"

   "Friend? Which friend?"

   "That's Liu Yang, who plays the eldest sister!" Huo Siyan laughed. "As the real wife of the God of Cookery, how could I let her go?"

   "Hmm?" Niu Yichen raised his eyebrows, somewhat in disbelief.

   Huo Siyan licked the penis for a while then said, "When I went out today, Liu Yang asked me again how I take care of my skin. I didn't tell him, but he knows that he's been secretly following me and must have seen me come here. Do you think if he knew that my skin became so good because I was with you, would he be willing to do the same?"

   Niu Yichen couldn't help asking, "Are you serious?"

   Huo Siyan's mindset is truly strange. He has the face of an innocent girl, yet he still acts like a pimp.

   Thinking about this, Niu Yichen recalled the hidden mission. Could this system also be subtly influencing people's thinking, making them want to help complete it without realizing it?

   "Of course it's true!" Huo Siyan said, "I've already noticed. You're never truly satisfied when you're with me, right?"

   After a short pause, Huo Siyan continued, "I want to be the most special among all your women, so that you will never forget me no matter what happens!"

   "Find me a woman? Is that your way?" Niu Yichen couldn't help but say, "You don't have to go to such trouble. I believe every person in this world is unique! Now that you're my woman, I won't leave you! Besides, finding a woman is so troublesome!"

   The reason Niu Yichen said this was because he remembered Sun Li. His first woman, after he got drunk, had acted as his pimp, and he hadn't been able to contact her since. She might even have married Huang Lei! What if Huo Siyan had acted as her pimp and then married someone else?

   However, what Huo Siyan was actually worried about was clearly not this problem.

   "Arrange it?" Huo Siyan said in surprise, "You want to arrange it for every woman you've ever slept with?"

   "If not, how?"

   "Hahaha..." Huo Siyan chuckled softly and said, "Yichen, you are really too young!"

   Niu Yichen stared at her speechlessly. The sum of his age in his past life and his present life was 42 years. How could he possibly be so young?

   Huo Siyan bit Niu Yichen's penis gently and said, "Don't think about anything else! Just sleep obediently with me, okay?"

   Niu Yichen patted his face, "What do you mean by 'no need'?"

   "If you refuse now, don't get addicted later!"

   "What addiction?!"

   Niu Yichen picked Huo Siyan up and rushed into the bathroom.

   The two fought fiercely all night and then fell back into a deep sleep.

   The next morning, Niu Yichen woke up as usual and went jogging for exercise.

   When I returned, I saw Yang Rui again. He was still in his gym clothes and out for his morning run as usual.

   After exchanging a few words, the two started running together.

   Back in the room, Huo Siyan was already awake.

   "Why don't you sleep longer!"

   Huo Siyan threw herself into Niu Yichen's arms and said, "I can't sleep well unless you hold me!"

   He was silent for a moment, then said, "Okay! I'll go back to my room. If possible, we might be able to accomplish something today!"

   "Results? What results?"

   "Just wait here!" Huo Siyan kissed Niu Yichen on the cheek, and without bothering to tidy herself up, she ran out as soon as she saw the time.

   After returning to her room, Huo Siyan glanced at Liu Yang who was still sleeping, then carefully went into the bathroom to clean herself.

   He had just finished brushing his teeth when he suddenly looked up and found Liu Yang standing in the doorway, leaning against the door frame and staring at him.

   "Oh my god!" Huo Siyan exclaimed, "What are you doing? You didn't say a word, did you? You scared me!"

   "I've been watching you!" Liu Yang said, "Seventh Sister! Your complexion is getting better!"

   Huo Siyan said, "Of course! I told you I was going for beauty treatments!"

   Liu Yang adjusted his sitting position to be more comfortable and looked at her, then said, "Your skin is even smoother and softer than yesterday, I'm so envious! But...do you really do skin care?"

   Huo Siyan was secretly pleased, knowing Liu Yang had fallen for her bait, but her face showed a hint of panic. She asked, "What? You...what did you see?"

   Seeing Huo Siyan's reaction, Liu Yang mistakenly thought that he had touched a sensitive spot and said, "I only saw a little, I didn't see it clearly, and that matter has nothing to do with skin care!"

   Huo Siyan then asked, "What exactly did you see? Tell me!"

   Liu Yang's eyes darted here and there, and he said in a teasing tone, "I saw you disregard all human etiquette and sneak into your brother-in-law's room! Tell me! You bitch, did you seduce your brother-in-law?"

   Huo Siyan blushed and said weakly, "Don't talk nonsense! How could I be that kind of person? We were just discussing the script! Besides, can my skin be faked? I even went for beauty treatments after discussing the script!"

   "Okay! Go and get your beauty treatment!" Liu Yang said, not wanting to be offended. "Let's go! Filming is about to start!"

   He felt that he had framed Huo Siyan and would one day find out the real reason.

   Huo Siyan breathed a sigh of relief, a glimmer of joy flashing across his face. He felt like his acting skills had reached a new peak, and if he played it, he might even win an award!

   The feeling of wanting to tell others but not being able to, the feeling of having to set a trap for them to fall into, was unpleasant, but also a little exhilarating, making her heart pound.

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