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Chapter 122 - Chapter 122: Secret Technique: One Cut, Two Halves

Naruto's offensive strategy was very simple: an all-out assault.

Only by forcing the opponent into a defensive state would Naruto have a chance to win.

He might be broken through, but the opponent would also be broken through.

As long as the attack value exceeded the defense value, the resulting opening would be Naruto's opportunity to reduce their health.

So, forget about being gentle; just punch and kick wildly, and it'll be over.

Thus, using an opportunity gained from an 'uppercut', Naruto directly suppressed the berserk Iori Yagami until he was defeated.

This is only possible in a game. In reality, there are no such things as defense values or attack values.

A game is just a game. No matter how strong the sense of immersion is in immersive mode, it's still just a game... Just as Naruto continued his journey to clear the game, another customer arrived at the internet cafe.

This person was tall, with long white hair that reached his waist. The symbol on his Ninja headband was not Konoha Village's leaf, but rather the character for "Oil".

He wore a red overcoat, with brown clothes underneath, wooden clogs on his feet, and armor-like gear on both hands.

He also had red markings he'd drawn below his eyes, making him look very distinctive.

Indeed, the newcomer was none other than Jiraiya, whom Ge Liang and Naruto had just been discussing.

"Boss, I heard you have some very interesting things here?"

After receiving the 'mission' from Hiruzen Sarutobi, Jiraiya originally wanted to continue visiting other bathhouses in Konoha.

After all, teaching Naruto wasn't something that could be accomplished in a day or two.

Besides, he didn't even know where to find Naruto right now.

Konoha Village wasn't really just a Village; its area was not much smaller than the capital of the Land of Fire.

So he thought, rather than looking for Naruto like searching for a needle in a haystack, he might as well gather some material and feast his eyes first.

Unfortunately, his plan was seen through by Hiruzen Sarutobi.

Who wouldn't know their own Disciple?

To prevent Jiraiya from'slacking off', he directly told him about the internet cafe.

Even if Jiraiya didn't always listen to him and was quite rebellious, he was still his Disciple, a direct descendant of the Hokage.

There was nothing wrong with letting Jiraiya know about the internet cafe.

It would be even better if Jiraiya was attracted to the internet cafe and decided to stay.

Since there was a confirmed location, Jiraiya had no way to'slack off'.

"The rules are on the blackboard. If you still don't understand after reading them, you can ask Haku."

Saying this, Ge Liang pointed to Haku, who was pouring water.

Speaking of which, ever since becoming a full-time employee, perhaps thinking there was no longer any life-threatening danger in the internet cafe, Zabuza had become increasingly carefree, often provoking Kakashi to fight him in 'the king of fighters 97'.

This situation made Guy feel very displeased.

Guy: Why? I was here first! Whether it was being Kakashi's opponent or playing 'the king of fighters 97', I was clearly first... The 'jealous' Guy really wanted to ask Zabuza, why are you so skilled at provoking people?

Fortunately, Guy considered the bigger picture. Even though he was very unhappy, he didn't do anything to Zabuza, although he couldn't really do anything to him in the internet cafe anyway.

Compared to Zabuza, Haku was becoming more and more like a server.

After the internet cafe space expanded again, Ge Liang also added some small items to the cafe.

Automatic water dispensers, snack vending machines—all the usual things an internet cafe should have, he had them.

The addition of these items made Haku busier and more like an internet cafe server.

"Alright, I'll take a look first."

Jiraiya complied readily and began to read the various rules and other matters on the small blackboard.

While looking at the rules, he also took the opportunity to observe the entire internet cafe.

Soon, he saw Naruto and Kakashi playing games, as well as some other Konoha Jonin.

'Is this internet cafe really that magical?'

At this moment, even if Jiraiya didn't believe Hiruzen Sarutobi before, he now had a little faith.

It couldn't be that all these Ninja had nothing to do and just came here for entertainment and relaxation, could it?

Even if Konoha's Ninja were decadent, they wouldn't be this bad.

"Esteemed guest, do you need anything?"

Haku, having finished his tasks, saw that Jiraiya was a first-time visitor and likely didn't understand much, so he specifically came forward to ask.

"Wow... what a beautiful Young Miss."

When Jiraiya was outside the door earlier, Haku was pouring water with his back to the entrance, so Jiraiya hadn't seen Haku's appearance.

Now, seeing him up close, he was definitely a beauty.

(ʘдʘ╬)

Upon hearing Jiraiya's words, a vein instantly popped on Haku's forehead.

Ever since he threatened Naruto, telling him that if he didn't change his address, he would help him 'cut it off'.

(*・ω・)✄╰ひ╯

Haku hadn't heard the address "Young Miss" in a long time.

Firstly, everyone knew Haku was male.

Secondly, they also had to consider their own lower half.

Now, hearing this address, Haku naturally appeared very annoyed.

Fortunately, he understood his duty: all visitors are guests. Considering it was Jiraiya's first visit, he would forgive him for now.

"Esteemed guest, I am male."

"Impossible! How could someone so beautiful be a boy? You must be lying to me."

Hearing Haku's reply, Jiraiya simply couldn't believe it. A man actually looked more beautiful than some women; this completely subverted his understanding of males.

Men, they should look like him, strong and handsome.

What's the meaning of a man looking like a woman?

But the more he looked at Haku's face, the more beautiful Jiraiya found him.

As he kept looking, Jiraiya suddenly muttered, "If he's this beautiful, it doesn't matter if he's male, right?"

Well, it can only be said that he is indeed Jiraiya; being this lecherous is truly rare in the world.

Ge Liang knew that Jiraiya was just being flirtatious; otherwise, he wouldn't still be a virgin at this point.

But he knew, others didn't.

Upon hearing Jiraiya's explicit remark, Haku was completely enraged.

"Bastard!"

At this moment, Haku suddenly pulled out a large pair of scissors from the cabinet.

It was clear these scissors were custom-made specifically to punish Guys like this.

"Take this! One Cut, Two Halves!"

"Holy crap, you're serious?!"

Jiraiya was startled when Haku pulled out the scissors, and upon seeing him attack his lower body, he immediately began to dodge.

"Don't dodge, let me cut~"

"If you don't attack, I won't dodge."

"Don't worry, my hands are fast, it won't hurt."

"Only a fool would believe that~ I'm gone!"

Facing the attack, Jiraiya immediately ran out of the internet cafe, and Haku followed closely behind.

Ge Liang: "The great Haku, he has inherited the glorious mission of his predecessors! At this moment, the Souls of a certain Lu and a certain Cai possess him, determined to prove that he is male, not female! Haku is not fighting alone; he is not alone!"

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