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Chapter 34 - My little monster taste DAMN like me ! Wanna taste it ?

Keifer's POV

After coming back from school, I decided to get back to my most important work — which was, of course, teasing my girlfriend Jay. Well... high of me thinking "girlfriend." Okay, let's downgrade it to would-be girlfriend for now. Baby steps.😚

I opened my phone with a smirk. My first target was simple: tease her until she exploded. And I was right — she was already fuming. Like an angry little teddy bear. Aww, she must have looked so cute writing those violent threat messages. Poor me, I couldn't even see how my girl— would-be girlfriend — looked while declaring that my balls were little.

But if she actually kicks my balls, how am I supposed to give her lots of children someday?🥺 I have to keep my precious assets safe from that violent little gremlin.🤧 Though the word "small" did sting like a mosquito buzzing near your ear, knowing it's about to get swatted to death.

To keep my thoughts innocent and pure (yeah, right), I went to the bathroom for a quick... inspection. You know. Just to be sure....

Well... it doesn't look very small. It's actually quite impressive. I saw Yuri's when we were fifteen and compared to his.😁.. yeah, I'm definitely winning that competition. Satisfied with my findings, I came back to my room feeling much more confident.

Suddenly, a new message popped up from Jay. It made me both crazy with excitement and a little scared for her mental health.

💌 Jay: you fucking aashole!!! Come to my house. Right now. I'm sharing my location. If you're late by even 1 sec I will actually murder you....with my hands!!!! Got it?!!

I should be happy. Jay was inviting me to her house herself! But instead, a terrifying thought struck me. She wouldn't be calling me over to cut my d*ck off... right? No way. She can't be that cruel... can she?😲😭

So, like any normal, completely sane person, I decided to provoke her even more.

💌 Keifer: Oh? So demanding 😏 You miss my body that badly? Want me to finish what we started that night at King's Ground?😘

I could practically feel Jay throwing her phone across the room and cursing my entire bloodline. Thank God I wasn't there. Her reply came almost instantly.

💌 Jay: 10 minutes left... the time is ticking... one second late and I will really cut your future short...🔪

Well, okay then. Without wasting any more time, I got ready, threw on my hoodie, said a quick bye to Mom, and jumped into my car. Destination: Jay's house.

Let's see how much trouble I'm in today.....

Ten minutes later, I was standing in front of Jay's door. Wow, great timing. As soon as I rang the bell, Jay came rushing down and opened the door in just twenty seconds. God, she looked beautiful in that short white dress. Absolutely adorable.

She glared at me like an angry little puppy, grabbed my hand, and dragged me upstairs. While she pulled me along, I looked around. The house felt so cozy and cute. If Jay likes this kind of style, I'll make sure our future marital home is decorated exactly like this.😁

She closed the bedroom door and locked it with a loud click. Before I could even react, she pushed me against the door, cornering me. Her small hands fisted my shirt as she tried to pin me with her petite frame. In the most authoritative tone she could manage, she demanded:

Jay: Talk! And don't you dare lie to me, Watson!😤

I smirked, sliding my hands onto her hips and pulling her closer. I leaned down, whispering hotly against her ear.

Keifer: Careful, Jay... You're playing a dangerous game cornering me like this. If you stay pressed against me any longer, I might start thinking of a very different way to handle this.😉

Her face went from anger to confusion to flushed in under three seconds.

Jay: W-what the fuck are you talking about?🙄

Keifer: Nothing... (I moved even closer) Just wondering which flavor you'd like. Strawberry? Chocolate? Or just the taste of me?😜

She scrunched her eyes, thinking hard.

Jay: What do you mean? You brought chocolates? And I don't remember there being any chocolate named "Taste of Keifer Watson."

Oh my god. I let out a low chuckle. She was so innocent it was dangerous....

Keifer: (pulling her even closer) Who said there isn't anything that tastes like me? (I brushed my lips against her ear) Look down, baby. You can see my little monster already angry and bulging through my boxers. Believe me... it definitely tastes DAMN like me.🌚🌝

Her eyes slowly traveled downward — chest, abdomen, lower — until they widened. Her ears turned bright red as a deep blush spread across her face.

Keifer: Aww, my cute baby is blushing! Sadly, I didn't bring any condoms today, so I couldn't—

Before I could finish, Jay cut me off.

Jay: Shut the fuck up, Keifer! ...What... what the hell are you talking about?!

Keifer: What, princess? Flustered already? You were quite bold when we were kids. What happened to that cute, fierce little baby Jay? Forgot that day so quickly?😉

I watched her face carefully. She was clearly thinking hard, trying to remember which embarrassing childhood moment I was talking about. I grinned as shamelessly as possible.

Keifer: Let me remind you...

(Flashback – Age 8

It was a hot summer day in New York. Since Jay and I were best friends, we used to take baths together all the time. That day, our parents decided we should just bathe in the bathroom instead of the pool.

Jay climbed into the bathtub first — completely stripped, zero shame — and waved me in like she was inviting me to a party. I joined her.

While we were bathing, she suddenly tilted her head, looked down through the water with pure curiosity... and without even a hint of embarrassment, she said:

Little Jay: Wow, Keifer... your little monster is so small... like a baby shrimp!😀

My entire soul left my body that day.

Little Jay: But it's cute!😙

I still remember I couldn't look at myself in the mirror for three whole days. And to make it even worse, she tried to "comfort" me by saying:

Little Jay: Don't worry! Your baby shrimp will get bigger when you grow up. I read it in a book!😅

That day, my dignity was completely destroyed.🤧

Flashback ends)

I watched Jay's face as the memory hit her. Her expression went from confusion... to pure horror... to full tomato mode in under three seconds. Her ears turned red, her cheeks turned red, even her neck turned red.

She looked like she wanted the floor to open up and swallow her whole.

Jay : Are you fucking out of your mind?!🤯

I chuckled, loving every second of her flustered reaction.

Keifer: Yeah... I'm completely out of my mind for you. Especially when those sweet little curses come out of your mouth. Want me to clean it for you?😘

Jay: Seems like you don't curse.🙄

Keifer: (smiling smugly) We can clean our mouths together.🌝

Our lips were inches apart, eyes locked, the air between us growing hotter and thicker by the second. Her eyelids fluttered, slowly closing. My nose brushed gently against hers. Just one more second and I would devour her completely—

But suddenly, a mosquito buzzed loudly right between our faces.

Jay froze. Her hands tightened on my shirt as her eyes snapped wide open. A fresh wave of red rushed up her ears and cheeks. She pulled back abruptly, turning her face away while swatting at the air....

"Ugh—!" she groaned, clearly mortified.

The mosquito, completely unbothered, buzzed around us like it owned the room, ruining what had been the perfect moment. I let out a frustrated groan, running a hand through my hair.

Keifer: Are you fucking kidding me right now? Of all the times...😤

DAMN YOU, mosquito!!!🖕

Jay's POV

Holy seventy mothers of sheep! What the fuck was I doing?!

I was literally about to kiss him when I clearly had a completely different intention for calling him here!

Of course I was supposed to confront him about whether he knew my identity as Jayden. What are you guys thinking? So dirty-minded!

I forced myself to pull it together, straightened my back, and looked up at Keifer like some kind of heroic saint.

Jay: You're going off topic! Come back to the main point. I need answers!

Keifer grinned, clearly preparing some cocky comeback, but the second he saw the murderous punch I was about to throw, he wisely raised both hands in surrender.

Keifer: Okay, okay, princess... ask your doubt. I'm your teacher now. And if you want, I can even spank you as punishment for asking questions outside of class.🌚 That means you weren't paying attention earlier...

Seriously? This boy was going off the rails!

My head throbbed from how hard I was trying not to kill him. I took a deep, shaky breath. Keifer must have sensed the danger because his teasing tone softened just a little.

Keifer: Alright, alright. What's your question, Jay?

Finally. Back on track.

Jay: When did you find out? About everything. And how?

Keifer tilted his head, pretending to think hard.

Keifer: Well... which one are you talking about? The time I saw you naked at age five and realized you'd never seen a boy naked before... and didn't even know boys had a little monster? Or the time when we were eight and first saw our parents kissing and discovered people show affection like that? (His voice dropped lower, darker) ... the time at the pool when I felt how soft and big your chest was?🌝🌚

My patience snapped.

I swung my fist at him, but the asshole caught my wrist mid-air and spun us around, pinning me hard against the door. One of his large hands held both of mine above my head while the other gripped my waist. My breath came out ragged. He was too close. His face was too handsome. His body pressed against mine like he belonged there.

Keifer: (just an inch away) So which one... baby girl?

Jay: (somehow managing to speak) N-none of those... I'm talking about... you know... that I—

Keifer: What do I know?

I gathered every ounce of courage I had left.

Jay: That I'm Jayden!

Keifer actually looked taken aback for a second. His smile faltered, then returned even more dangerously.

Keifer: (low chuckle) So... you finally admitted you're Jayden.

Jay: Hey! I haven't admitted anything! It was you— It was— never mind. Just tell me when and how you found out, and why you never said anything!

Keifer: I'll tell you... but first, can I get a kiss? Please, princess. Just one. I really, really want to kiss you.🥺🥺

Jay: You fucking asshole!! No!

Keifer just smiled, slow and wicked.

Keifer: Baby... you curse too much. We're gonna have to work on that. So from now on, every time you curse, I get to kiss you. And if you dodge it, it just gets added to our profanity list.😜

I felt like I'd fallen from the sky. My eyes went wide.

Jay: W-what rule?!🤯

Keifer: The Profanity Rule. It's ours now.😉

Jay: No fucking way!!

Keifer: Oh, princess... you just used another one.

Jay: No way—!

I tried to twist away, but Keifer was faster. He grabbed my waist and pulled me flush against him until there was no space left between our bodies.

Keifer: Rules are rules.

I don't know what happened next. Time slowed. Our eyes dropped to each other's lips at the exact same moment. His face came closer... and mine tilted up like it was inviting him.

Our noses brushed.

And before any mosquito could dare interrupt us this time, Keifer's soft, warm lips pressed against mine.

An electric shock ripped through my entire body.

He tilted his head and deepened the kiss immediately. I shamelessly closed my eyes and locked my arms around his neck, pulling him even closer. A low, rough groan vibrated from his chest into my mouth as his hands slid down my back, gripping me possessively. My fingers tangled in his black hair and tugged.

Keifer licked my lower lip, demanding entry. When I didn't open fast enough, he bit down gently, making me gasp. The second my mouth parted, his tongue slipped inside, hot and hungry, exploring every inch of me like he was claiming me from the inside out.

I made a sound I didn't even recognize — soft, needy, completely lost. His hand came up to cradle the back of my neck, tilting my head so he could kiss me deeper. I poured my saliva into his mouth and he swallowed it greedily, smiling against my lips like he was marking his territory. Then he pushed his own into mine, slow and deliberate, forcing me to take everything he gave.

And...I let him.

I let him claim me completely....

Keifer's POV

I couldn't tell if I was dreaming or if this was finally real.

I was kissing Jay. Not in my dreams. Not my pillow that I named Jay. Not my hand. It was the real Jay... and the most amazing part was that she was kissing me back.

I was just about to trail my lips down her jaw when-

Someone knocked on the door.

 we both pulled away, breathless, eyes wide.

Jay's Dad (from outside): Jay dear! It's time for dinner. Please come down!

My future father-in-law.

I looked at Jay. She was still in my arms, lips swollen, cheeks flushed, trying to gather herself.

Jay: P-Papa... I'm coming down. You go first...

Father-in-law: Are you okay, anak? You sound breathless!

Jay: Y-Yes, Papa, I'm okay! I was just searching my room for that avocado top you bought me last summer. I wanted to wear it today... it's been so long. I wasn't wearing anything so I was searching fast because I might catch a cold—

The second the words "wasn't wearing anything"🌚 left her mouth, I closed my eyes and grinned, already imagining how that would look in real life.

Jay immediately gave me a death glare that could kill a man on the spot.

Father-in-law: Okay, anak. Wear your clothes fast so you don't catch a cold. Come down quickly... the food tastes better when it's still warm.

Jay: Yes, Papa!

We both stayed silent until we heard his footsteps fading down the stairs. Then we exhaled at the same time.

The second the coast was clear, Jay shoved me hard in the chest. Her lips were swollen and red, her hair messy, and her ears still burning.

She looked like she'd been thoroughly kissed... and she was clearly furious about it...on the other hand I was damn satisfied....😁

Jay's POV 

Either he is crazy... or I am.

Well, he's been crazy since birth, so the only logical conclusion is that he made me crazy too. You fucking idiot.

I was busy rolling my eyes and cursing him in my mind when—

Keifer: Stop cursing in your mind, baby. That also counts as profanity.😜

Son of a— HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW I WAS CURSING?!

Jay: You're dreaming. Go get your brain checked.😤

Keifer: Or... why don't you give me another kiss to bring me back to my senses?😉

My mind was already a volcano about to erupt.

Jay: You know what... you... you... you... just go to—

Keifer: (leaning closer with that evil sparkle in his eyes) Go to...?🌝

Jay: Your house! You have a house! You can't stay here all night!🙄

Of course, Keifer Watson — the biggest fucking asshole alive — tilted his head and grinned like the devil.

Keifer: Not a bad idea... (looking at my bed) The bed is big enough for both of us... and strong enough that it won't break when we—🌚

Jay: ONE MORE WORD, MARK KEIFER WATSON, AND I WILL ACTUALLY KILL YOU.😠

Keifer: (hands up in surrender) Okay, okay, Mom. So violent! You were the one who called me here, and now you're kicking me out. Wow. Women are really hard to understand...🤧

I closed my eyes. Suddenly I understood all of Tita Serina's pain while raising this human disaster.

Jay: I am NOT your mom!

Keifer: (smiling smugly) You will be... in bed.🌝🌚

Jay: (shouting) GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!!!😡

Keifer: Pro—

Jay: NOW!!!!!

Keifer gave me the most dramatic pout in history but finally said, "Okay..."

Just as he was about to leave, something important hit me.

Jay: Wait a minute—

Keifer: (face lighting up like a Christmas tree) What changed your mind? Ready for round two?😀

I completely ignored his nonsense.

Jay: My dad is downstairs. We can't go through the main door.

Keifer: (eyes sparkling with hope) Well that's great! That means I can stay—😃😃

Jay: (smiling sweetly like an angel of death) There is a thing called a back door. Now follow me. Quickly.😐

Keifer looked like someone had just stolen his wife in front of him.

Keifer: Oh... (sad puppy face) I guess this is my poor luck...😭

I snorted and dragged him to the back door. Thank God he didn't say anything crazier, or I would've smacked him right there.

We reached the back door.

Jay: Now go. And be safe. Message me when you get home.

Keifer: (clutching his heart dramatically) Wow... my girlfriend is caring about me...🤧🥺

Jay: Your face is your girlfriend. And this is called basic formality.🙄

Keifer finally turned to leave... then spun back around. My eye twitched so hard it almost left my face.

Jay: What now?!🤨

Keifer: A goodnight kiss!!😘

I put both hands on my chest to calm my rising blood pressure.

Jay: No. No goodnight kiss. Just go!!😡

He pouted, turned around, walked three steps... then suddenly came back. I nearly cried.

Jay: WHAT... WHAT... WHAT NOW????????😩😩

Keifer: Can I come pick you up for school tomorrow?🥺

I couldn't take it anymore.

Jay: YES!! PLEASE! NOW GO!!!🙏🙏

Keifer walked away... then after six steps he came running back again. I thumped my head against the door.

Keifer: Well... you didn't say good night!🥺

Jay: Good night! Sweet dreams! Have an amazing night! A beautiful peaceful night! Lots of happy dreams! Sleep soundly! Is that enough for you?!😭😭😭😭

Keifer jumped like he just won the lottery.

Keifer: OKAY!!!!!! DAMN, THAT WAS THE BEST GOODNIGHT WISHES EVER!!!😘😃😃

Jay: Your Highness... will you please take your leave now?😫😩😭

Keifer: Yes, Princess!!

Finally... FINALLY... he left.

I was waving goodbye with the biggest fake smile when suddenly he shouted from his car:

Keifer: JAYYYYY!!

I screamed back, "I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!!" and slammed the door shut with all my strength.

Then I leaned against the door, looked up at the ceiling, and whispered:

Jay: God... my peace is officially over....🤧😭😭

At dinner table 

I was having dinner peacefully when suddenly my phone buzzed. My spoon stopped in mid-air. My eye twitched.

💌 Keifer: Mom, I reached home!😁

Of course it was Keifer Watson. The boy who could never do anything the simple way.

💌 Jay: Good son. Now go back to sleep.👍

💌 Keifer: Well... how about a video call? I'm shirtless right now!🌝

I nearly threw my phone across the table. Dad noticed and looked at me with concern.

Dad: Anak, are you alright? You seem stressed.

I quickly put my phone face-down and tried to sound casual.

Jay: Nothing, Dad. Just my crazy friends from school... you know, Section E.

Dad chuckled.

Dad: Oh, I see. By the way, princess... I have some good news for you.

Hearing the words "good news," I instantly became excited.

Jay: What is it?

Dad: (blushing a little) Your Tita Reycee is coming to the Philippines from New York... and your Kuya Percy is coming with her too.

Jay: Ohhhhh!!! Look at you, Dad! You're blushing like a teenager! And you still claim you two don't date each other?

Dad: Hey! Stay out of adult stuff!

I laughed. Tita Reycee was such a sweet and kind-hearted woman. After Mom divorced Papa, we met her in New York when I was thirteen. She helped us a lot and treated me like her own daughter. Of course I loved her — she also gave Dad the love he truly deserved. We even lived like a real family with her son, Kuya Percy. They couldn't move to the Philippines with us before because of some problems, but now they were finally coming back... and I was so happy.

Jay: Dad... is Kuya Percy joining our school?

Dad: Yes, anak. He is. You two will go to school together. I'll feel more relieved knowing that.

Jay: I'm so happy...

Kuya Percy used to study at HVIS. He was even best friends with Keifer, Yuri, and Aries. But after an accident, he moved with us to New York....even their friendship broke...He once told me that people back here had declared him dead. Well... won't they be shocked to see a ghost coming back from the coffin?

Never mind.

I finished my dinner and quickly got up, hoping for a good night's sleep. After completing my skincare routine, I melted into my bed, ready for sweet dreams...

Then my phone buzzed.

💌 Keifer: Good night, princess! I'll pick you up tomorrow... and I'm taking my Profanity Kiss 💋

💌 Not So Handsome Brother (Percy): Baby sistahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! I'm coming back!!!!😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙

💌 Ci-n: Jayden, you forgot your son!!! You didn't call me this afternoon. Am I not your favourite anymore? Did you get a girlfriend??😭😭😭😭

I stared at the three messages, then threw my phone to the other side of the bed.

Wow.

Tomorrow is going to be a brand new day... with all these idiots.

Until then, I'm going back to my beauty sleep so I don't die from their nonsense.

Good night!!!❤️

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So Hello sweetheart 's....how was the chapter? After a long time finally I caught the flow ! I hope you enjoyed it ..I didn't disappoint you ..., thanks so much for your beautiful comments!!! So as promised chapter is here....I tried to make it long...I know many of you want daily updates....but as I am a student it's not possible... because I pour my heart in writting and I don't want to give a chapter that doesn't go up to the mark...I don't want to write by obligation but because I love it...so I will try my best to upload two to three chapters a week...if possible but you will surely get one update every Sunday! ....

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