"I'm so stupid, really." In the living room, Chu Ge sat on the sofa with a durian on his head, muttering to himself listlessly, "I only knew they could drive, but I didn't know they could drive my car..."
Qiu Wuji stood to the side, arms crossed, looking him up and down with disdain, mainly trying to see how big the sunflower was, but unfortunately, he couldn't see it while sitting.
"I knew you were a masochist all along, no need to explain." Qiu Wuji finally sighed, speaking in a very compassionate tone, "Creating a group chat for thousands of people to abuse you, that courage is worthy of a creator god, ordinary people can't do that..."
"Uh, thousands of people?" Chu Ge hurriedly said, "That's a joke, they can't possibly do that to me through the internet!"
"How do you know you don't have that kind of ability?"
Holy crap, that actually makes sense! Chu Ge shuddered.
"But I didn't realize that our Lord Chu Ge had homosexual tendencies, and he's even the submissive one..."
Chu Ge said weakly, "That's a popular trope these days, it's not real, you believe me... Hmm, you know a lot about this too, is the term 'submissive' something everyone uses?"
Qiu Wuji sneered, "I've read countless stories in the human world, mostly those tales of the powerful and wealthy, many of them containing this kind of element."
"Why does it sound like you quite enjoy reading them?"
Qiu Wuji said leisurely, "Trying to change the subject to me won't work, no matter how many I read..." "Even the Father God's knowledge is vast." Chu Ge figured it out. Qiu Wuji didn't believe in gay men; at most, she was just annoyed by the suggestive connotations of the group's name, using it as an excuse. There were many other things that were truly infuriating... The shame and anger hidden in her eyes... who knew which kinds of videos she'd seen...? Chu Ge recalled that his tastes were quite diverse. He'd posted some very aesthetically pleasing videos in the group, some explicit, some with multiple sexual encounters, covering everything from Western to Japanese and Korean content. Heaven knows what she'd seen... Whatever it was, this was a disaster! Did you really think I wouldn't let you use my computer before because you couldn't live without work tools?
It was because I was afraid you'd accidentally see my several terabytes of data! Countless predecessors have proven that hidden folders don't work; the best way is to keep it hidden! But I'm so stupid, really, I never thought a bunch of idiots would sell me out, sob sob…
Seeing Qiu Wuji's disdainful look, Chu Ge finally couldn't hold back anymore and simply lay down and stopped struggling: "What's wrong? What are you looking at? Is this the first time you've known this is the Demon Realm?"
Qiu Wuji: "?" Oh, getting bold again?
"You've seen that dance at the nightclub, haven't you? It's so rare, isn't it?" Chu Ge said seriously, "People always have needs, right? The nightclub is in public, it's not a good influence. What about us? We hide at home, watching our own shows, healthy, environmentally friendly, green… oh no, green! Who does it bother?"
Qiu Wuji's lips twitched, his eyes saying: Go ahead, let's see what else you can come up with.
"We're not breaking the law! Look!" Chu Ge took out his phone to scroll through the group chat; he remembered someone sending a screenshot before he closed QQ.
He randomly clicked into the top group chat where someone had just spoken, and sure enough, a picture popped up: "The Supreme Court states that sending obscene messages between friends and family does not constitute a crime." Below, a string of replies echoed: "So aren't you going to drive yet, family?"
"Hey!" Chu Ge proudly showed Qiu Wuji his phone: "I wasn't lying, was I?" Qiu Wuji glanced at it with a straight face, not looking at the picture, but instead noticing the group name: "Failed Driver Group."
She couldn't help but say, "You even have a dedicated group for driving! Just how lecherous are you?"
Chu Ge: "..." Qiu Wuji sighed, "Spend less time in these groups. Look at these others, they're not bad at all: 'Godslayer Proving the Dao Group,' 'Future Platinum Group,' these are all ambitious!"
Chu Ge helplessly clicked on the "Godslayer Proving the Dao" group and glanced at it. It was repeating: "The list of attendees for the Mid-Year Gods' Annual Meeting is out. 0 people from this group are attending. Everyone, reflect on yourselves..."
He then clicked on the "Future Platinum" group and glanced at it. It was also repeating the same message: "The list of attendees for the Mid-Year Gods' Annual Meeting is out. 0 people from this group are attending. Everyone, reflect on yourselves..."
Finally, he clicked on the "Failed Driving Group": "The list of attendees for the Mid-Year Gods' Annual Meeting is out. 18 people from this group are attending..." "Everyone here, reflect on yourselves, aren't you tired from running so far…"
Qiu Wuji: "?"
Chu Ge expressionlessly closed the group chat, lamenting, "Do you think I enjoy being in this lousy group?!"
Qiu Wuji was so embarrassed and annoyed by this garbage that she didn't even know how to curse anymore. She turned and stormed out, "I'm going to buy Xuan paper, and also go to the suburbs to see if I can bring back any flowers and plants. You should focus on your calligraphy, why are you in this lousy group?!"
Chu Ge called after her, "Don't take the subway, you can't take it now…"
Qiu Wuji waved her hand without turning around, "I've thought it through, taking the bus is fine, just get a mask. I've already checked which bus to take… Oh well, if all else fails, I'll just fly away!"
Before she finished speaking, the door closed.
That back view… why does it seem like she's actually more panicked? Which bus did she look for?
Chu Ge slumped his shoulders and sighed, opening the "Fallen Driver Group" and saying, "Thanks everyone for saving me..."
"Hey, Chu Ge, are you going to the annual meeting this year?"
Chu Ge replied, "No, I haven't even reached 10,000 subscriptions, how could I possibly qualify for the annual meeting? I hope I'll get a spot at the year-end party."
Many people chimed in, "With your momentum, reaching 10,000 subscriptions is a sure thing, no doubt about it. The only question is whether you can reach tens of thousands..."
Chu Ge wasn't as confident as they were, and seized the opportunity to say, "Big shots, give me some chapter recommendations!"
The top authors were all very casual about this: "No problem."
Chu Ge promptly sent a magnet link: "Just a small token, nothing special..."
"Holy crap, you're awesome, big shot!" The group chat instantly went wild.
"Anything else? GKD!"
"Is anyone checking the car?"
"Learn from Master Chu Ge, are you all just sitting around doing nothing?"
So, in this group, only those who can drive (inappropriately) are considered masters, writing books isn't...
Chu Ge closed the group chat and stormed back to his own "internal strife": "You guys had a lot of fun driving today?"
"Hey, Master Chu's here! That female admin is so cute! I feel like she's really cosplaying Qiu Wuji's tone and reactions, hahaha!"
Chu Ge paused, thinking about it from this angle, it was quite interesting... He thought for a while before saying, "How was her cosplay?"
"Not too similar, after all, the sect leader's domineering aura isn't very noticeable. She couldn't possibly be really showing off to us, right? But that's even better! Everything else is just the feel, it really feels like Qiu Wuji has stepped out, it's so funny!"
Chu Ge's aggressive intention to cause trouble vanished, and he began to stare blankly into space.
Qiu Wuji himself doesn't really look like Qiu Wuji...
Someone else asked, "Where is she? Let's talk about her again. Being banned by Qiu Wuji is nothing, I'd be happy to be trampled to death in his high heels!"
The crowd erupted: "You're dreaming! If anyone's going to be trampled, it'll be me!"
"How would I know where she is?" Chu Ge said guiltily, "She's not living with me."
"Tch, you want a female fan to live with you? How about we bring you a whole bunch of men?"
Chu Ge: "..." (This refers to the admin Chu Ge had previously privately messaged.) After a moment, he seemed to realize what was going on and sent a silly grin emoji: "Speaking of which, since there's a female admin, shouldn't everyone be more careful while driving...?"
The group chat erupted in sighs: "Sigh, that's the downside of having a female admin..."
"No need!" Chu Ge suddenly said, "You guys keep driving! Daddy's going to figure something out!"
The group members were shocked: "Chu Ge, you're so brave!"
Chu Ge gritted his teeth: "I'll add more chapters once she gets used to it, becomes numb to it, and takes it for granted!"
Since it's already so bad, why bother trying to clean it up! A different approach might be a good thing!
On the bus, Qiu Wuji stared at Chu Ge's words through gritted teeth, wanting to kick him out, but he couldn't. He couldn't even mute him.
Damn it, he's the group admin, his privileges are higher than mine... Qiu Wuji realized this and was so angry he almost broke the armrest of his seat.
How come you have higher privileges than me everywhere? So what if you're a god?!