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Chapter 287 - Chapter 287: At Least It's Still a Mammal

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"Deducting 100,000 special popularity value, blind box drawing in progress..."

Deep in Homelander's consciousness, an image suddenly appeared.

On a dim battlefield, corpses were piled high. A hero whose face could not be seen knelt on one knee, his uniform in tatters.

Countless enemies surrounded him layer by layer. But the hero did not fall; he slowly raised his head, his broken body turning into unyielding flames, as dazzling light erupted from within him, swallowing the entire screen.

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the legendary skin: Unyielding Elegy."

"Skin Description: It records the unyielding will of Guardians across countless Universes who fought until their last drop of blood was shed. This is not just a skin, but a monument to finding life in death."

"Exclusive Passive Skill: Desperate Watch!"

"Skill Description: After the host receives any form of attack, the dissipated energy will be absorbed and stored by this skin. (Note: This skill does not reduce the damage taken by oneself.)"

"After being attacked, the skin's appearance will automatically display a corresponding 'battle-damaged' state, with realistic effects such as torn suits, blood, dirt, and lacerations. As the stored power increases, the injuries and visual severity shown by the skin will deepen, radiating auras of near-death and tragedy to the surroundings."

"Exclusive Active Skill: Love Infinite!"

"Skill Description: When the energy of 'Desperate Watch' reaches the 100% limit, the host can activate this skill to release all stored energy at once. The damage power depends on the total amount of attacks sustained during the charging period. Cooldown: 24 hours."

"Special Mechanism: Feign Death Combat Exit. If the target is not completely eliminated after 'Love Infinite' is released, the host can choose to activate the feign death effect [Hero's End]. Once activated, the true body will enter a Dimensional Rift, becoming untargetable and unobservable. This state can last up to 24 hours, and the host can voluntarily cancel it early to reappear at any time."

After reading this long introduction, Homelander couldn't help but clap in admiration.

"Genius design!"

This was practically a god-tier tool for showing off, tailor-made for him!

While the Reality Stone was inactive, he even had to smear blood from Superman's corpse to create a 'battle-damaged' effect to trick people into tears. Now it's all fucking automated!

The harder he's hit, the more pathetic he looks, and the more terrifying his counterattack becomes. Even if the ultimate doesn't one-shot the enemy, he can directly dive into invincibility for 24 hours.

This is simply the perfect divine gear, combining posturing, damage output, and survival into one!

He immediately issued the command: "Equip skin [Unyielding Elegy]!"

With a flash of light, there was no change to the suit on Homelander's body.

However, he could feel a faint sense of sorrow lingering around him. Anyone who saw him would think he was a great hero fighting to protect some belief.

"Let's give this a test run."

Homelander's figure flickered, and he instantly vanished from the spot.

The next second, he appeared directly in the center of the battle between Super Ego and Kalibak.

"Super Ego, go over there and rest for a bit." Homelander reached out a hand and pressed it on Super Ego's shoulder. "Let me play for a while."

Super Ego immediately stopped his movements and respectfully flew away.

Kalibak was fighting furiously. Seeing Homelander suddenly swap in, he was stunned for a moment before laughing out of sheer rage.

"You're finally willing to come down and die like a man?!"

"Fire! Blast him down!"

Following Kalibak's command.

Countless Parademons in the sky and Heavy Destruction Tanks on the ground simultaneously aimed their weapons at Homelander.

"Come on!"

Instead of dodging, Homelander laughed loudly, spreading his arms and exposing his chest completely, striking a pose of someone heroically going to their death.

"Boom boom boom boom—!!!"

Beams of energy, high-explosive shells, and plasma cannons from all over the sky poured onto Homelander.

The entire sky was swallowed by blinding fire, and the deafening explosions lasted for a full minute.

Kalibak stared with a sneer at the airspace filled with billowing smoke.

"Heh, arrogant reptile, you've been blown to bits. Truly pathetic."

The smoke and dust gradually cleared.

Homelander remained in the same pose with his arms spread, floating in place.

He looked down at the skin's energy storage panel.

[Energy Storage Progress: 0.008%]

"..."

Homelander's smile froze on his face.

He blinked, thinking he had misread it.

0.008%?

I stood here and let your alien army concentrate fire on me for a minute, and I haven't even charged 0.1%?!

How long will it take to be able to use the ultimate once?

Homelander had originally looked forward to a cool scene where he was "covered in blood" and then cleared the field with a full-screen ultimate.

As a result, looking at himself now, besides a bit more dust on his clothes, not even a new scratch had been made.

This Steel Body, which had just been upgraded to the Heavenly Father level, was too tough. The system judged this level of attack to be less than a tickle, let alone charging energy.

Homelander lowered his arms, his face darkening.

He looked at Kalibak opposite him and the Parademons that had stopped firing.

"That's it?"

Homelander's voice wasn't loud, but Kalibak heard it clearly.

"This is the firepower of your Apokolips? Are you giving me a photo-rejuvenation treatment?"

He then locked his gaze on Kalibak.

"Hey! You hairy ugly monster over there! Stop looking around, I'm talking to you!"

"What's your name? Are you the leader of these useless trash??"

As the eldest son of Darkseid, Kalibak held a position above all but one on Apokolips. When had he ever been so slighted!

"Listen up, you lowly reptile... I am Kalibak!! Eldest son of Darkseid!! Commander of Apokolips!!"

"Oh, the eldest son. Then I have a question..." Homelander made a look of sudden realization and then asked seriously. "So, do you Apokoliptians have no reproductive isolation from any species?"

Kalibak was stunned, not understanding the meaning of the sentence.

Homelander clicked his tongue twice, looking at him with a pitying gaze.

"I mean, how desperate was that old grey-skin Darkseid to go and have you with a baboon?"

The entire field went dead silent.

All the Apokoliptian officers lowered their heads in terror, not daring to make a sound.

Insulting Darkseid and mocking the eldest son's lineage would result in the extermination of an entire civilization elsewhere.

"But don't feel too inferior." Homelander waved his hand and comforted him earnestly.

"The Universe is large, and there are many perverts. I've seen worse than your father, really. I know an old fogey who actually had a child with an alien mantis. Isn't that ridiculous?"

"Compared to a mantis, a baboon is at least a mammal, right?"

"I—WILL—TEAR—YOU—APART!!!"

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