Living room – 20 minutes into the new isekai episode
On screen: the MC just got isekai'd by Truck-kun for the 47th time this season and landed face-first in a slime girl's boobs.
Ethan (still in Pikachu onesie, head in Mia's lap, milk bottle half-empty):
*deadpan stare*
"Truck-kun needs a raise."
Mia (stroking his hair like he's a cat):
"Poor slime girl. That's the third protagonist this month."
Ryan (walks in with a protein shake, shirtless as usual):
*stops mid-sip*
"Wait… is that the same truck from episode one?
They recycled the model. Lazy bastards."
Ethan (without moving):
"Budget went to boob physics."
Episode continues: MC screams "THIS IS MY THIRD ISEKAI, GIVE ME A BREAK!"
All three siblings in perfect unison:
"Same, bro. Same."
Slime girl tries to "absorb" the MC for power-up.
Mia snorts so hard milk comes out her nose.
Ryan actually laughs (deep, rare, scary).
Ethan just lifts the bottle in salute.
"Respect the hustle."
Next scene: the goddess of reincarnation appears, trips, and accidentally makes the MC a loli dragon maid.
Dead silence for three seconds.
Then all three burst out laughing at the exact same time.
Mia wheezing: "She tripped on her own cape!"
Ryan: "That's the most powerful being in the universe?"
Ethan (completely monotone): "I felt that in my soul."
Episode ends on cliffhanger: "Next time: The Loli Dragon's Mating Season!"
Ethan lowers the bottle.
"Schedule conflict. Can't miss this one."
Mia already marking her calendar in sparkly pink pen.
Ryan just nods respectfully.
"Priorities."
The Li siblings, united by the dumbest anime known to man.