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Translator: uly
Chapter: 4
Chapter Title: Thorough Inspection
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She had a youthful face that didn't quite match her stern expression, with soft brown hair cascading naturally— a pretty woman who wore it well.
"I'm Salina, captain of the Marn Guard. What's your business in Marn?"
Guard captain... A beauty like her leading the guards? Her men must love it.
I stayed quiet, and Salina frowned in annoyance, slamming her hand on the table.
"Hey. Didn't you hear me? Think this inspection's a joke?"
"I came to register with the Adventurer's Guild."
I threw together an answer based on what I'd overheard from the gate guard.
"Hmph. Another adventurer in times like these. Everyone sure loves playing hero."
Her voice was feminine through and through, but she spat out the rough words effortlessly. It wasn't an act— it was ingrained in her. I could tell right away.
Perfect. This finally felt like another world.
"Your name?"
The guard captain was ready to jot it down and fired off the question.
Name. Shit. Obviously I had to give one, but saying my real one would be weird, right?
"Decal."
I blurted it out on instinct.
"Hmm. Age?"
After the basic questions wrapped up, Salina stood.
"Alright. Time for a quick body check. We'll confiscate any weapons you have.
You said you're here to register as an adventurer? Come back once that's done."
No sooner had the captain finished than the guards on either side stepped forward.
"Hold up."
Snap.
I flicked my fingers.
I just didn't feel like being groped by these guys.
But letting it slide entirely felt like a loss.
"Had a fun idea."
The two guards and the captain were now in a trance, staring blankly, awaiting my suggestions.
"Salina. You have to handle this inspection personally. You could delegate to your men, but you feel like doing a thorough job yourself."
"I... personally... thoroughly..."
Salina muttered, repeating my words.
"When inspecting a man, the standard procedure is to pull out his cock and make him cum in your mouth.
You judge if he's suspicious based on the taste of his semen and the force of his ejaculation."
"Got it."
I planted suggestions in the two guards as well.
"You two, guard the door. No one interrupts while the captain does the inspection herself."
"Yes." "Yes."
Clap.
I clapped, snapping them out of the trance.
"Hold it. You two."
Salina grabbed the guards.
"I'll handle this inspection myself."
"Understood."
"Then we'll stand watch outside."
It fell into place perfectly, like a rehearsed script.
The moment the guards shut the door behind them, Salina glared at me.
"What are you waiting for? Inspection time. Drop your pants and pull out your cock."
"That's a bit much."
"Makes you even more suspicious. Got something to hide in your jizz?"
Salina strode over, dropping to her knees right in front of me.
"Trying to hide it won't work. I'll strip you myself and suck you dry."
A flawless, no-nonsense guard captain.
Though I'd derailed things pretty bad.
The urges I couldn't vent on the goddess hit me late.
My cock sprang out the second I dropped my pants, throbbing hard enough to slap her face.
"Looks ready for inspection. Now, put it in my mouth."
Salina stuck out her tongue with my cock inches from her nose, mouth wide open.
I rested my swollen glans on her tongue, then slid it smoothly down her throat.
"Guh! Mmph!"
Salina gagged but held it down, pursing her lips tight.
My girth forced her mouth into a fish-like gape as she slurped it in with wet pops.
"Mmmph. Mmm. Suck. Slurp. Churp."
Ah, heaven. I stroked her hair, savoring the hot, slick warmth inside.
Salina's face was dead serious. To her, this was just a thorough inspection.
Her eyes stayed fixed on me like at first meeting, cheeks hollowing as she sucked.
"Churp, slurp. Slurp. Suck."
Her tongue scraped wildly along the underside while she bobbed her head back and forth.
I gripped her head and shoved my cock root-deep into her throat.
"Glurk! Gack, huuuh! Cough!"
She spat it out.
"What the hell was that?"
"Deepthroating makes you cum faster."
"R-Really?"
Salina looked embarrassed, like she hadn't known.
"Then don't hold back— ram it in. I won't spit it out this time. Cum right in my mouth when you're ready."
"Sure thing."
Salina closed her eyes and opened wide again. I plunged in, thrusting my hips to my rhythm.
Her lips met the base with a kiss.
"Glurk, gack, huff! Guh! Guh! Guh!"
Her gags sounded like I was straight-up fucking her face.
Even as her throat convulsed, Salina didn't flinch, clamping down tight and enduring.
"Gmmph! Mngh! Suck. Churp."
When I paused, she shook her head on her own, sucking away.
"Won't escape that easy. Suck. Churp. Not till you blast a hot load down my throat."
"That's scary."
"Heh. Want it scarier? I'll suck with everything I've got."
Salina pursed her lips and vacuumed me in, bobbing fast.
Her pretty eyes looked up with a smug "How's that?" expression. Couldn't hold back.
I crushed her head in my grip and unleashed.
"Gmmph! Guh! Mngh! Gulp... Gulp."
Salina gulped down the thick semen, throat working steadily.
Damn. First time in ages— my back was shivering from the orgasm.
I'd pinned her head down, so cum refluxed through her nose and overflowed her lips.
"Grk! Mngh! Haaah!"
I'd chugged too much water on the way— bladder full right after cumming.
Why not? I kept my cock in her mouth and let loose my piss.
"Gmmph! Mmmngh. Gulp. Gulp..."
Salina squirmed, clueless.
"Ahh. Drink it all. It's the last drops from my balls— gotta empty everything."
"Gmph. Hmmm. Mmmngh...!"
Hearing that, she grabbed my waist with both hands, gulping my piss desperately.
It poured straight down her throat before overflowing.
Whoa, so much.
Salina drained every drop, flashing a triumphant smile.
"Good. Taste was weird, but you pass. First guy's ever cum that hard for me. You're clear to go."
"Thanks."
As I pulled up my pants, Salina suddenly grabbed my hand.
"Hold on. Still some residue. If word got out I did a sloppy inspection, it'd shame the Marn Guard."
She swept back her side bangs, buried her face in my crotch, and meticulously sucked clean my balls and shaft.
"There. Done."
I'd secured my pass.
I didn't forget to lift the inspection suggestion on Salina.
Stepping out of the guard post felt light, like I'd shed some weight.
Marn was a quaint, charming village. Rickety taverns and adventurer inns dotted the streets, with folks chatting in clusters everywhere— the usual sight.
First things first: the Adventurer's Guild.
If there were any decent women adventurers, I'd snag one right away.
I asked around until I found the guild.