Seeing this, Aaron immediately gave Deadpool a 'Loki slam.'
He grabbed the blade, yanked Deadpool up, and repeatedly slammed him forcefully from side to side!
Deadpool certainly didn't possess the divine body of Loki, the Frost Giant. After being slammed a few times by Aaron, his entire lower body suffered comminuted fractures, and there wasn't a single piece of good flesh left.
But Deadpool was still brimming with vitality.
This level of injury and pain was just an everyday occurrence for him.
Harder! Even harder!
I want more brutal treatment!
"Oh~ So painful! My whole body hurts! But my will is still indestructible!"
"Demon, you cannot break my will!"
Deadpool wore a righteous expression, and his miserable state made Felicia feel physically ill; she immediately turned her back and covered her ears.
"Don't be afraid. This bastard possesses an immortal body. Don't let his miserable appearance fool you; it's nothing to him."
"Perhaps the harder I hit him, the more excited he truly gets!"
Aaron offered a word of comfort, then glared at Deadpool.
"You want the blade more than your life, right?"
"I'll grant your wish!"
Aaron was extremely annoyed. Deadpool's despicable behavior was challenging the limits of human patience.
You're forcing me to unleash my full power, so don't blame me!
"If you're so capable, grab my blade and pull it apart!"
His weapon was forged from adamantium, making it indestructible!
He admitted Aaron was strong, millions of times stronger than him, but he firmly believed his beloved blade could still easily slice open Aaron's body.
Otherwise, Aaron wouldn't need to constantly dodge and avoid touching the blade.
Aaron was indeed thinking the same thing. Although he could recover quickly and wasn't afraid of pain, there was absolutely no need to engage in a direct confrontation!
Aaron smiled mysteriously.
You think I have no solution? Then open your eyes wide and watch closely!
"I'm laying my cards on the table. I'm a cheat. Melt it for me!!"
Chapter 30: Iron Body, fourth wall!
"Oh my god! Shit! Fuck!"
"Stop it right now!"
"My blade!!"
On the empty road, Deadpool's agonizing screams echoed.
Aaron's hands seemed like the giant maw of a man-eating demon, and right in front of Deadpool, he devoured him.
Oh wait, he ate his blade.
Deadpool watched helplessly as his beloved blade was "swallowed" little by little. He wondered if it was his imagination, but did he hear chewing sounds?
Crunch, crunch. Tastes like chicken, crispy and crunchy!
Got any more?
Oh no—
My blade!!!
Sob, sob, my heart aches!
He was beaten senseless, the mission wasn't completed, and his blade was gone.
This deal was a massive loss; he lost everything, even his underwear!
For the foreseeable future, he would truly have to eat dirt to survive.
Deadpool's eyes were filled with tears, and he was screaming both aloud and internally.
Aaron was already prepared for the potential counterattack.
Deadpool's eyes were bloodshot. His legs had recovered to normal sometime earlier, and his entire body was coiled like a hunting leopard.
But in the next instant,
He twisted his body, executed a leopard roll, and plunged straight down into a sewer opening that had appeared somehow, instantly vanishing into the foul-smelling darkness.
Aaron, whose hands were "eating" the blade, quickly approached the sewer entrance.
In an instant, gas mixed with hundreds of thousands of odors rushed into his brain, hitting him like a shockwave.
"Shit! There really is shit!"
Aaron quickly turned his head and deactivated his super sense of smell.
Just for a split second, he nearly blacked out.
Aaron scanned the bloodstains on the ground, and his eyes lit up.
"I can't let this go to waste!"
He muttered to himself, his hands moving continuously, his palm touching the ground, Melt it for me!
The bloodstains were swallowed by the Primitive Furnace.
[Super Healing (Wade Winston Wilson): Similar ability detected, Fusion complete. You now possess a much stronger Super Healing ability. As long as even a tiny fragment remains in the World, you can slowly recover (specific recovery time depends on energy).]
[Blademanship: You have acquired Deadpool's dual-blade technique, which has reached the Dao. Cutting bullets by hand is effortless.]
[Pseudo-fourth wall (Deadpool's Shiver): You can occasionally peek at stories from parallel Worlds, and sometimes even perceive the illusory World outside the pseudo-fourth wall, learning more unknown information.]
[Iron Body (adamantium - Modified): You possess a body as strong as adamantium, remaining unharmed even at temperatures of 500,000 degrees (but beware of other special material weapons or more terrifying attacks).]
It was a huge haul!
Aaron was overjoyed.
Just as he thought, even if it was only the opponent's blood, he could use it to melt and acquire the opponent's concept or characteristics!
This is awesome!
His body was already incredibly strong, and now, with the adamantium version of Iron Body, he was even more indestructible!
At least using the technology currently mastered by humans, they could no longer inflict damage on him.
Unless he stood in the small area right at the center of a nuclear explosion, a nuclear explosion wouldn't hurt him!
Perhaps he could even run to the center of the Sun and take a bath now?
As for the subsequent precautions, Aaron naturally understood.
Even someone as powerful as Superman has times when his defense is breached.
In the U.S. comic World, there is no absolutely invincible defense.
Only omniscience and omnipotence, transcending concepts, is Eternity!
He was not discouraged.
At least if Wolverine showed up now, he would probably only manage to scratch his skin.
After all, although Wolverine's bones are also adamantium, his strength is too small.
If Thanos came, it would be a closer fight.
But he shouldn't expect to cut him in half again.
That's impossible!
Combined with Deadpool's enhanced self-healing ability, Aaron's life-saving capability has greatly increased.
The only thing to note is that with his current physical quality, if only one cell remains, the energy required to recover would exceed that needed by Deadpool and Wolverine by billions of times!
Perhaps if that day truly came, the remaining cell would need to absorb the Sun's energy for a long time to quickly recover?
"Not necessarily!"
"I am constantly absorbing sunlight now, and every cell contains vast energy. Perhaps when the time comes, every single cell will be equivalent to my current self?"
Finally, Aaron looked at the Pseudo-fourth wall.
He finally understood why Deadpool knew so many things, even fragments of the future.
This ability also explained Deadpool's strange behavior in Deadpool 2.
But judging by the description, it doesn't seem that reliable?
Aaron took a closer look, shook his head, and decided to ignore it for now.
He would study it properly once he obtained the True fourth wall later.
Felicia rushed over at this time, carefully checking if Aaron was injured.
Actually, in the car, Felicia had also sensed the approaching danger, but she hadn't developed that ability at all, and she was also busy with "important business."
After Aaron sensed it, he immediately took her away, meaning Felicia didn't get a chance to utilize her ability.
And later,
Felicia had to help Aaron block little Aaron, so she couldn't intervene in the normal fight and instead needed Aaron's protection.
This made Felicia quite frustrated.
"I'm sorry, Boss, I was too useless..."
Felicia lowered her head, looking at the bloodstains on Aaron's body, feeling even more ashamed.
Aaron didn't blame her. After all, he didn't like to expose himself, especially when another man was present.
At the same time, he was afraid of hurting a certain fragile heart—the inferiority complex, you know.
Aaron lifted Felicia's chin, "Since you know you were useless, then later, you should obediently fulfill your proper role, understand?"
Felicia hummed in affirmation, her peripheral vision sweeping over the messy battlefield. She had already made a decision.
Aaron scanned the car hood that had been sliced open, cut all the way through.
With a thought, he sent an email to Norman, taking a photo along the way, asking Norman to send people to clean up the aftermath.
He also asked him to look for a person named Wade Wilson.
He wanted his hand? Then he should be prepared to be messed with.
What, the priceless dual blades compensate for it? No way, this is his trophy.
If he didn't still need to go find Kate and meet Barbara, he would let Deadpool know that no one can escape his eyes!
Then Aaron looked at Felicia, "I remember you practicing yoga and knowing many difficult poses. Can you do the 'Flying Car' pose?"
"Eh?"
"Ah ah ah ah— Too... Too exciting! Oh~"
Chapter 31: Nick Fury, You Are Arrested!
"Kate, if you want to sneak into a Base, how should you do it to successfully infiltrate without being discovered by the enemy?"
"I know, for example, wait until they are unprepared and sneak in by climbing underneath a truck!"
"Wrong. You would be smashed bloody by the uneven road halfway there. Don't believe the scenes in movies; the director who came up with that idea must be an idiot!"
"But... I heard that Captain America entered the HYDRA Base that way and rescued all the Allied soldiers? Does Captain America also lie?"
"..."