Heaven
A few hours before extermination
"All right ladies, when we get down there I expect to see all of you absolutly shiting on those demon fuckers!"
His troops straightened, wings snapping to attention.
Adam rested a hand on his guitar ax—dramatic, poised, intimidating.
"We march in formation. We strike fast. We show no—"
A vibrating sound cut through the air.
Adam froze. Slowly, mechanically, he reached into his coat and pulled out… a bright yellow phone case with chibi stickers.
He coughed.
"Ahem. Sorry. That's my reminder… for the new episode drop."
Silence.
"Sir," Lute -his lieutenant whispered, "are you watching anime again?"
"No," Adam lied, clutching his phone like it was precious contraband.
"It's… research."
He shoved the phone back into his coat and cleared his throat hard enough to sound like he was trying to reset reality itself.
"As I was saying," he continued, voice cracking slightly,
"We descend with righteous fury, unwavering discipline, and—"
Ping.
Adam's eye twitched.
Another alert. Another episode. A limited-time event. A gacha banner.
His resolve trembled.
He turned sharply.
"Okay, new plan. We delay the attack by—"
The angels braced themselves.
"—fifteen minutes."
"Fifteen minutes?!" one blurted out.
"Sir, the demons are regrouping!"
Adam throws his head back.
"I KNOW LUTE, but the Bunny Samurai Spring Festival arc only premieres once, and I refuse to be fucking spoiled by Twitter again!"
A collective groan rose from the exorcista as Adam left.
Another angel whispered, "He's gone… He's actually gone…He left us to Watch a stupid cartoon!"
"Shh!" hissed another. "Don't let him hear you! Or else he'll banish you with 'the Power of Friendship.'"
Adam returns dramatically, pointing his ax toward the horizon.
"All right troops! Prepare yourselves!"
A beat.
"For the FINAL BATTLE—"
They straightened.
"—after I watch this episode."
Another collective groan rose from the excorcists as Adam left.
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Was it good? It was in an idea that I had a few minutes ago, and I started to write it down. I kind of used chatGPT because I stuck at writing. Let me know if you like it so I can keep writing it. I will tell you that I will still use ChatGPT though, I don't trust myself to write something decent.
P.s
I have no clue on how to out a picture for the cover pls help