The things that had happened to Albert were not actually very complicated—just rather fantastical.
Albert briefly organized his thoughts and tried to explain it in the simplest, clearest way possible: how he had been attacked by the monster inside the Six-Eyed Sand Spider, died and then come back to life, ultimately defeating it instead and taking its biological gift. At the same time, a being that seemed to be a very powerful "god" had appeared in his mind throughout the whole process.
Then the monster had turned into Peach in the palm of his hand.
And thanks to the "god's" assistance, he had also ended up with a group of enthusiastic little spiders who insisted on calling him Mom.
"Even though it might sound ridiculous… everything I've said is true."
By the time he finished speaking—and the "god" in the LMA had once again disappeared—Albert finally let out a long breath.
