(another way wasted just masturbating)
a knock can be heard from the door
-open up figo i know you are there you have no life
(fuck i just spent my rent money on shit if i could restart my life again i wouldn't waste it my chance is over fuck this im just here wasting my life)
-FIGOO
-the fuck you want!
-your rent is due
-i don't have the rent
-if you don't have it by tomorrow im kicking you out
-go fuck yourself old man!
figo lays in bed
(how am i supposed to get the money for rent? i have nothing...maybe i should do it...my life has no meaning...)
figo goes to the kitchen and takes a knife
(fuck am i really doing this...)
figo slices his neck blood flowing out
he wakes up in a dark space a woman standing beside him
(is this the afterlife)
-oh im sorry i wanted to seal that poison king scum in a hand but you showed up...well i can't send you back so of you go
figo wakes up in a new body a hand beside him
-how did you die human
-how the fuck can you talk or are you the poison king
-yep spot on that bitch turned my into a talking hand will you help me? il help you too
-hell no...
(i said that if i ever had that time back i would use it)
-fine il help you
-god and in return you are my apprentice meaning you can use my poison spells and all you look new here so il explain how this world works this is hiria a large country yours to rule well not yet because of that bitch but soon we will be at the top im a king along with the other 11 kings you will see im the best
-so wa...
-shh boy now we are going to the townhall to get you a hunting permit
-why do i need a hunting permit
-so you can become a hunter and hunt creature to make your poison attribute stronger
-whats a attribute?
-gosh you are one stupid idiot a attribute its like a power you have my attributes the poison attributes the best
-and how do i make it stronger
-by using it right now you can lunch poison with the more you understand your power you are stronger and since you have the poison attribute king himself you will master it in no time
-ok so where is the town hall
-just follow my lead
figo and the poison king travel to the town hall
whispering
-yo figo the guards could detect me so il go inactive to make sure they won't see me
-wait how will i find the town hall?
-you will figure something up you are the smartest guy i know in this country so il leave you to it
-smartest guy in the country my ass im the only guy you know in the country
figo walks in the city but gets lost
(WHERE THE HELL IS THE TOWN HALL hey since im in a fantasy world like in my echi mangas maybe a cute girl will appear there is one right there)
-hey uhm could you tell me where the town hall is?
-the town hall? dam you bust be new here im alex
(ahh this is a dude where is my cute girl)
-im going to the town hall right now so just come with me
-thank you
-so uh why are you going to the town hall?
-to get a hunting permit
-no way same here what's your attribute?
-i
(since that girl said the poison king is a bastard maybe i shouldn't say poison)
-i don't have one
-whoa you are one brave dude my attribute is infestation i can infest things like weapons or objects in general this makes them weaker but also gives me some of the power of that item
-that seems really op
-what does op mean?
-like over powered you know the manga characters sung jinwo saitama
-i have no ideas who those are
-dam
-well here we are the town hall