Chapter 79: Yan Zi, Wipe Your Drool
Xiao Wu carefully examined the picture and said in surprise,
"This looks exactly like Su Yan! Even the clothes are the same as his!"
"Huh?"
Ning Rongrong was stunned.
"Didn't Brother Su Yan say he was going off to handle some business?"
Zhu Zhuqing remained calm. "It's not 'looks like.' That is Su Yan."
"As for the rest, I didn't ask."
Xiao Wu was shocked.
"No way?"
"So, Su Yan really went to rescue another damsel in distress—and this time it's Yan Zi is Not Swallow?"
Ning Rongrong nearly exploded.
"Damn it."
"Why haven't I ever run into any danger? I really want Brother Su Yan to rescue me, too!"
Qian Renxue: ???
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Yan Zi is Not Swallow, I advise you to be kind.]
[Bibi Dong: Don't tell me it's that guy again?]
[Bibi Dong: Yan Zi is Not Swallow, take another picture—but of his face this time. Hurry up, hurry up!]
Bibi Dong was excited now.
The melon was getting bigger and juicier by the moment. Just one bite would be absolutely delightful.
[Tang Yuehua: Why do I feel like this street scene looks a bit familiar?]
["Yan Zi is Not Swallow" has withdrawn a message.]
Private Chat
[I Am an Orphan: You bastard, you lied to me!]
[Su Yan: ???]
[I Am an Orphan: You said you were going to Spirit City on business, but you ran off to Heaven Dou City to see Yan Zi is Not Swallow. You bastard, I never should've believed you.]
What Qian Renxue was most furious about… was that Su Yan went to see Yan Zi is Not Swallow, but not her.
Qian Renxue really wanted to ask Su Yan:
In what way am I inferior to that "Yan Zi is Not Swallow"?
Su Yan's scalp tingled.
Yan Zi, Yan Zi… You're really going to get me killed.
Dugu Yan also realized she had messed up. She leaned over to Su Yan and whispered,
"Just now I was a bit careless. Do you think Bibi Dong will track us down?"
Su Yan rolled his eyes at her.
"Bibi Dong doesn't know Heaven Dou City well, but some other people do. Why do you like secretly taking photos so much? You're just like Ning Rongrong."
"Who's Ning Rongrong?"
Dugu Yan was puzzled, then suddenly looked enlightened.
"Oh! I get it now."
Ning Rongrong, Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, Seven Treasures Little Princess—damn it! That name is so obvious, and I only realized it now.
Su Yan could only smile bitterly.
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Private Chat
[I Am an Orphan: Su Yan, I'll give you one last chance. Are you coming to see me or not?]
[Su Yan: Yes, I'll come. Once I finish my business, I'll definitely come find you.]
[I Am an Orphan: Your so-called 'business' is just showing off and flirting with girls, isn't it?]
[Su Yan: Little angel, your vision is too narrow. Trust me! What I'm doing right now—once I come find you and explain, you'll definitely be grateful to me.]
[I Am an Orphan: I'll believe you one last time. If you don't come… You can imagine the consequences yourself.]
Crown Prince's Residence
Qian Renxue ground her teeth in anger.
Unbearable.
She was the dignified young lady of the Spirit Hall. She'd already decided she was willing to put eight hundred billion on the table to "play" with him, and yet he ran off to flirt with some girl named Yan?
She really wanted to stew that girl and make soup out of her.
Heaven Dou Imperial Academy
Yu Tianheng had just gotten up when a junior came running over in a panic.
"Senior Tianheng, bad news!"
"Senior Yan was lured away by some super handsome guy!"
"What!"
Yu Tianheng flew into a rage on the spot.
"Son of a bitch!"
"Everyone in Heaven Dou Academy knows I, Yu Tianheng, am pursuing Dugu Yan, and some blind fool dares to steal my woman!?"
"Gather everyone, we're going after him. Now!"
On the other side—
Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling had already taken Su Yan to the finest restaurant in Heaven Dou City.
Su Yan didn't stand on ceremony with Dugu Yan at all. He had always been a man who enjoyed "eating soft rice" with a straight face, and he had never considered it shameful.
Being able to eat soft rice was a skill. And a man who could "eat soft rice" with a hard spine— That was a real man.
Eating soft rice was actually something that tested whether you were "man enough."
Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling didn't have much appetite. They sat there quietly watching as Su Yan and the little monkey devoured their food like starving wolves.
Dugu Yan couldn't hold back her curiosity.
"Su Yan, did you come here without resting at all last night and ride straight to Heaven Dou City?"
Su Yan lifted his head to look at her and nodded.
"Yes."
"I actually came to see you for a serious reason."
"You both know my situation, so I predicted that you and your grandfather from the Dugu family carry a severe poison in your bodies. I came specifically to detoxify you."
"Huh?"
Dugu Yan froze.
"You mean… the Jade Phosphor Serpent Venom inside my and Grandpa's martial souls?"
"Exactly."
Su Yan replied casually, then lowered his head and continued eating.
Dugu Yan suddenly felt a little absent-minded.
So, Su Yan had rushed to Heaven Dou City in such a hurry… and he actually came to save her?
A life-saving favor like this—how could she ever repay it…
'Ning Rongrong, ah Ning Rongrong, it's not that this big sister wants to steal your man… but I truly have no other way to repay him. I can only give him my body and heart.'
Pffft.
The moment she had that thought, Dugu Yan couldn't help but laugh.
"Ahem."
Ye Lingling nudged her with an elbow and rolled her eyes.
"Yan Zi, wipe your drool."
"What!"
Dugu Yan's face flushed with panic and embarrassment. She hurriedly touched the corner of her mouth and, finding nothing there, glared at Ye Lingling in annoyance.
Meanwhile, the chat group was already in chaos.
[Bibi Dong: What did @Yan Zi is Not Swallow retract message? Tang Yuehua, did you figure out where that place is?]
[Hu Liena: Say it, say it!]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Yan Zi is Not Swallow, you ultra-mega-super idiot.]
[Liu Erlong: It does look familiar. I think I know where that is, too. Yan Zi is Not Swallow, how about we meet up?]
[Bibi Dong: Liu Erlong, you recognize it too?]
[Liu Erlong: Old hag, you want to know? Call me 'Big Sister Erlong,' and I'll tell you where it is.]
[Tang Yuehua: Your Holiness, I misjudged earlier. I don't know where that is.]
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Spirit Hall
Bibi Dong frowned, deep in thought.
Tang Yuehua knew.
Liu Erlong knew.
So this had to be somewhere both of them were familiar with. One from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect, the other from the Clear Sky Sect—if there was a place they could both recognize at a glance…
There was only one answer: Heaven Dou City.
They were both in Heaven Dou City now, so just from a bit of street scenery, they could instantly figure it out. Liu Erlong even mentioned wanting to meet.
[Bibi Dong: Hehe, do you really think this Pope is as stupid as all of you? That place is Heaven Dou City.]
[I Am an Orphan: Yan Zi is Not Swallow… do you realize you've caused a huge disaster?]
[Group Member No.9: She got carried away.]
[Cat in the Shadows: As expected of Her Holiness, the Pope. She figured it out in an instant. Everyone, remember to be more careful when you take photos next time.]
[Spring Wind Revives Again: Sigh~]
[Liu Erlong: Spring Wind Revives Again, you're not active enough. The only requirement in this group is to be active—no lurking.]
[Liu Erlong: Come on, let's all attack Bibi Dong together.]
[Spring Wind Revives Again: Bibi Dong, evil shall never triumph over good!]
[Bibi Dong: Liu Erlong, remember this—you owe me a beating. No matter when we meet, I'll beat you so badly your own father won't recognize you.]
[Liu Erlong: Tch~ As if I'd be scared of you. If I'm scared of you, I'm not Liu Erlong. I'll tell you this—I, Liu Erlong, have nothing left to lose. Even if you come to kill me right now, I won't even blink.]
[Seven Treasures Little Princess: What did you go through this time…?]
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