"Chopper, I can't go on, it's all up to you!" Ussop, covered in wounds, lay on the ground, his voice weak.
Chopper stood on all fours, not replying, but gazing into the distance where smoke billowed, clearly the center of an explosion.
"Four…" Mr. 4's massive figure appeared in the dust.
"He's still alive…" Chopper's expression was extremely grim. "This is trouble… the Rumble Ball's effects are less than halfway through!"
Just then, Usopp sprinted away, he was running! "I've had enough! We're going to be killed! How can we possibly win against those monsters…" Usopp was clearly on the verge of a breakdown!
"Usopp, it's no use, you can't escape them." Chopper said urgently.
"He's right," Miss Merry Christmas said, grabbing Usopp's leg. "How dare you use such underhanded tactics!"
"Usopp, we've fought to the very end, how can you run away?" Chopper said, sounding disappointed.
"Waaah!" Facing Miss Merry Christmas, Usopp clearly had a psychological shadow. He knew how difficult and powerful his opponent was, and he knew there was absolutely no hope of winning.
"If the captain is so useless, then the crew member is also a coward." Miss Merry Christmas said mockingly.
"Captain… you mean… Luffy?" Usopp's voice was full of urgency.
"Straw Hat Luffy… he's already dead at Mr. 0's hands, and the rebellion has begun as scheduled… Haha, you're too unlucky to have met such opponents." Miss Merry Christmas said disdainfully.
"Luffy is dead?" Chopper seemed unable to accept reality.
"You… you old mole hag, don't talk nonsense!!" Usopp roared. "He won't die!! He will absolutely not lose to that bastard crocodile!"
"'Absolutely not,' what's your basis for saying that?" Miss Merry Christmas seemed to find something interesting.
"He's the man who will one day become the Pirate King," Usopp said righteously, "so he will absolutely not die!"
"Hahaha, Pirate King! Don't talk big. Don't make people laugh their heads off! Don't ever say such arrogant words in the Grand Line again, really, luckily that overconfident idiot is dead!" Miss Merry Christmas seemed to have heard something extremely funny, which made her both happy and angry!
"Pig! You're wrong! Chopper, listen up, as a man…" Usopp's tone was firm.
"It's also time for you to die, Long-Nose! Mole Mound Highway." Miss Merry Christmas grabbed Usopp's legs and rushed towards Mr. 4.
"Even… even if I encounter… an enemy who can kill me!!"
"How boring! Mole Mound Annihilation!" Miss Merry Christmas dragged Usopp, crashing through a wall.
"Even… even if I… encounter an opponent I can't… defeat!"
"Mr. 4, get ready, Four-Ton Baseball!" Miss Merry Christmas, dragging Usopp, shouted to Mr. 4.
"Four-" Mr. 4, holding a four-ton baseball bat, was in a swinging stance, watching Usopp approach him. As he reached the critical point, he swung the bat! "Number Four Crossroads!" A sound of bone breaking was heard, Usopp spat blood, and was thrown to the ground like a rag!
"Usopp! You two bastards." Chopper was extremely angry at this moment!
"As a man!! Sometimes, you absolutely cannot… avoid a fight!" Usopp straightened up, his voice light, like a candle in the wind! Yet also heavy, so heavy that everyone present felt his determination!
"That is when a comrade's dream… is ridiculed by others!" Usopp shouted angrily, "Luffy won't die! Because he will definitely become… the Pirate King. You are not allowed to laugh at his dream!!"
"Again, Mr. 4!"
"Four-"
Miss Merry Christmas once again lifted Usopp's legs, clearly intending to repeat the trick!
"You won't get away with it! Let me show you my secret transformation point! Horn Point!" Chopper's horns suddenly grew incredibly large, charging straight at Miss Merry Christmas.
"Passion alone is useless… you can't do anything with your own body!" Miss Merry Christmas said mockingly.
"Chopper, stay behind me!"
"Understood!"
Usopp got closer and closer to Mr. 4, and Chopper also got closer and closer to Miss Merry Christmas.
"Get ready, Mr. 4!"
"Four-"
"Smoke Star!" Just then, a cloud of smoke enveloped everyone's vision, and it was at this moment that Usopp took off his shoes and dodged to the side.
"Chopper, I'm counting on you!" At the same time, Chopper's horns struck Miss Merry Christmas, sending her flying towards Mr. 4.
"Whoa, what are you doing?"
"Mole Mound Number 4 Crossroads!" Mr. 4 swung his bat heavily at Miss Merry Christmas.
"Wait, Mr. 4, it's me!" Unfortunately, it was too late. She was sent flying two miles away by the blow, and unlike Usopp, she wouldn't get back up!
Mr. 4's expression froze. Just then, Usopp counterattacked. He used a rubber band to loop around Chopper's horns, forming a makeshift slingshot!
A hammer was pulled taut by it! Charging up, "Sure-Kill Usopp-Chopper – Hammer Comet!"
It struck Mr. 4 directly in the abdomen, and he instantly seemed to transform into a ripe shrimp, his body bent as he crashed through a wall, finally hitting a pillar, the spreading cracks proving the power of this blow.
Usopp and Chopper laid the two people and one dog on the ground. Just then, "Achoo!" The last baseball was spat out of the dog's mouth. Usopp and Chopper flinched and dodged away. Behind them, a huge explosion echoed through the sky.
Thus, the battle in the southeastern region of Alabasta ended. Winners: Usopp, Chopper!
"Usopp, calm down, don't die! Doctor, where's the doctor?" Chopper's heart was filled with urgency.
"Aren't you the doctor?" Usopp said faintly.
...Let's rewind time to Alubarna's Poker Street.
"That okama… I'll handle him." Sanji said calmly.
"Don't interfere with my… business, who are you? Who are you?" Mr. 2 looked confused.
"Hurry!"
"Ah, she got away!"
"Damn it, this is no joke, take this." Mr. 2 grew angry and delivered a kick.
"Right, first, give back our sniper's beloved goggles…" Sanji, a cigarette in his mouth and hands in his pockets, met the kick. "Give them back!"
PS: Originally, Usopp met Mr. 2 first, but was defeated and had his goggles taken, then went to Chopper's battlefield, while Mr. 2 disguised as Usopp to attack Vivi.
"I'm not like them!" Sanji said with full confidence.
"So it's… Straw Hat-boy's accomplice, then it's the legendary… Mr. Prince!" PS: Involves the Little Garden arc.
"No, I'm Sanji, the finest chef on the seas!" Sanji replied.
"A chef, I'm the finest okama! If you're a chef, don't interfere with our secret organization's work…"
"I also have a secret job. We're all the same. My second profession is… a pirate!"
"Are you trying to give an eye for an eye?"
"That's right! Don't destroy this country!"
War was about to break out.