He wasn’t supposed to exist.
He wasn’t supposed to come back.
But destiny had other plans — terrible, sphincter-tightening plans.

Through the rift of time and chakra, Namikaze Raimon, elder brother of the Fourth Hokage, reemerges from legend. Once whispered about in fear as “The Wind of Pain and Thunder of Shame”, he now walks again among the living — thanks to Orochimaru’s poor decision-making during the Chūnin Exams.

Entire villages tremble. Mountains crumble. Medical nin stock up on ointment.

Raimon: “Those who do not learn from their hemorrhoids… are doomed to feel them again.”

Raimon: “Feel… true rectal pain.”

Raimon: “Sometimes, to know peace… one must first know clenching.”

Armed with the forbidden technique —
Fūton Raiton: Sen-nen no Karyū Raiten Denkō Supairaru Doriru!
(“Wind–Lightning Style: Thousand-Year Fire Dragon Thunderclap Spiral Drill!”) —
Raimon strikes faster than the eye can follow… and always from the worst possible angle.

Ohnoki will never sit the same again.
Tobirama wishes Edo Tensei had a “do not resurrect” clause.
Even the Raikage fears the drill that flashes twice.

As nations unite against him, one truth becomes clear:

Raimon: “I will make the world understand… the meaning of pain… and the importance of sitting cushions.”

The Rectum Ripper has returned.
And this time… no one’s behind is safe.


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