"Wanna bet your coz got reinforcements"?
BANG BANG BAM
"wanna scare them away with our hard-ons??"
BANG BANG BAM
"Are you sure? They may bring the pitch forks and stuff?"
"Let them"
We padded towards the door
BANG BANG BAM
We move around our dicks in order to achieve the maximum tent effect, he nods at me when he is ready
BANG BANG BAM
I suddenly open the door "WHAT DA FUCK!!!" And there he is. Quentin. His eyes are about to jump out of his stupid face, he is frozen, well, not entirely, his eyes go from one dick to another "what the fuck do you want, we're busy" I practically barked at him.
He is sputtering.
I don't know why I liked him so much back then, he looks just... Mediocre. Dull.
My man is quick on the uptake, so he hugs me from the side, pressing his tent on my thigh and moaning "who is this, babe?"
"No one that matters" I answer hugging him by the shoulder, I turn around to look at the incipient slice of bread, "what do you want"
He still hasn't recovered.
"Did it have a stroke??" Asked my sweet loving future husband.
I try to hold my laugh. I fail miserably. I'm not too broken up about it.
Quentin starts making noises, that's an improvement, I guess...
"How could you throw your aunt to the street like she is nothing!!"
I am stunned, for like about half a second, I did not saw that coming, but I laugh to tears non the least, and he is red, borderline righteous panic attack, he's closing his fist and getting closer and fuck me if I'm going to let this piece of cum-full asshole any where near my man.
I shove Fel behind me and pushing the lite granola bar out of my porch "first of all" I'm screaming in low voice, if that makes any sense, "I have no aunt, so I don't know who that bitch is, but she is not my problem, and I most definitely don't see how this is any of your business" one final push and he falls on his ass after missing the porch step.
"This is so typical of you" he stands up "you just do whatever the hell you want and I'm left to deal with the consequences!" Yeah, I just lol at him, what else can I do? Punch him in his stupid piggy nose?? "She is at my home crying to my wife about..."
"Wife??" I Interrupt him because fuck it "does she know you have vertigo in the ass???"
You know the saying about a deer and headlights and stuff, yeah that was about right. He sputters a little, turns around and marches out of my property, you could see the broom sticking out of his ass. He got on his truck and left.
"Hey, that's the truck that hunked at us on the bridge"
Mhmm "not surprised, he has always been an asshole "
"Somehow, got the feeling that there's more to that"
"Yeah, but do you really wanna waste time talking about him right now??"
He looks at me like he is seriously considering it "come on" I whine "I just wanna get you off your tighty whities"
"HOW DARE YOU" he slaps my chest, hard "THIS ARE BOXER BRIEFS!!! THIS ARE MODERN, SLICK, FUCKING EXPENSIVE" HARRUPH "TIGHTY WHITIES MY ASS! DO YOU THINK I'M LIKE YOUR INSIPID FARMBOY OR SOMETHING??! EH?!?!" And he is jelly. I fucking love him. "WHAT DA FUCKS ARE YOU SMILING AT??"
I try to copy his sexy eye brow lift "you're jelly" I hug him pressing our cocks together "and I fucking love it" I kiss him, and princess carry him to the couch. Without much ceremony, I pull his whities to his ankles.
I've seen his dick before, you don't live with a guy for twenty years without seeing him nude more than a few times. But this is the first time I'm seeing him hard... Hard for me... And he is so long, long and thin, and so, so pink, so delicate, I gasp "pretty" is all I can say through the knot in my throat. He shudders. There's a blob of precum in his beautiful tip.
I lick it.
"Jay, please..." I start giving him the lollipop treatment, he whimpers and twist himself in the couch.
"Fuck off" he screeches and puts his feet's in my shoulders and pushes me away.
"What??" I am ready to panic, but he lift his legs, and presents to me the most beautiful little pucker that I've ever seen, he doesn't have to wait this time, I dived right at it, he tastes fresh and manly and... Soapy? "When did you had time to prepare yourself??"
"Well" he blushes, such a cutie "you spend a lot o time flirting with officer McHotty"
I'm loving this jealous side of him "mmmhmm I'm gonna love making you jelly for the rest of my life"
"What?? Nooooo" he whimpers while my tongue is getting deeper and deeper.
I can't wait to fill him with my... "fuck! We have to get tested!"
It was a bucket of cold cold water
"Sure, whatever, just put on a condom until then" he is using his feet to get my boxers out of the way "damn! I don't think I have condoms that big" he is getting on his knees, bringing me to his lips, liking me, moaning to the mic.
"I didn't brought any either... Tssssss... Doesn't matter cause I'm not wearing condoms with you"
"But I always did it with condoms"
"Me too... But that was with them... Huuuffff... harder!! But you're different, we're the real deal, right???"
"mhmm you know how long will take to have the test results??? Oh. Yeah" I deep one finger in is ass "you'll drive me fucking insane!!!"
"Oh baby... I'm just getting started..."