Finding a hotel in the middle of nowhere was not as easy as I'd hoped. So we just kept driving hoping to find some privacy, but no luck.
And without even realizing it, we were about to enter town.
Fuck.
By this point he is already up to date with all the crazy shit I've gone through the day. The beautiful bastard laughs at the worse parts, he made me laugh too.
I can do this, with him I can do anything, fuck you, that's not corny, it's just a fact.
I stop the car in the middle of the road right before the bridge "that's the Hill river" I point to the pathetic little stream.
"Because it comes from the hills?" He arches his sexiest eye brow "how original" I love when he goes all hater for me.
"And it's in Hilltown, also on the hills" I shrug
"It is? I mean, of course it is, but you always called it Hellto... Jeez, of course it's not called Helltown, but you never called it any other way, so I guess... I well... Stop laughing!! It's so not funny" he harrumphed like an old timey lady, and he's poutting.
"I'm sorry baby" kiss "honey" kiss "sweety" HONK HOOOONKKK
Some asshole is honking at us, and yeah I get why parking in the middle of the road may merit some honking, but this is Hilltown, in here everyone parks in the middle of the street to chat with someone on the side walk or with another car, and the cars behind are supposed to wait, it's the polite thing to do, and if someone hunks, well, that's the asshole, so I get my head out of the window "FUCK OFF" I scream at the truck behind and keep on kissing. Fel fails at contain his laugh.
How did I get so happy so fast?
We were driving through the square when he points and tell me to stop by the police station.
I do it, but "why??? I know that look, whatcha got in mind???"
"Well..." Oh fuck "we're going to have to evict your squatter cousin, so as your lawyer, I recommend police presence" he takes a deep breath "as your boyfriend, I demand it"
"Bossy" my mouth waters.
The cops weren't assholes, but they weren't very cooperative either, at least until I unleashed my big bad lawyer...well... petit bad lawyer, he is awesome.
Half an hour later and we are standing in the living room, an officer by the door and my cousin aunty making a great impersonation of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, going from cursing like a sailor to begging and crying, Oliver twist would be proud, fortunately my man is made of the sterner stuff, and after a few hours, she packed her bags and left.
I know what you are thinking, you are right. I am an asshole. So what? They did the same thing to me. They all did. As long as Fel is on my side, I'm good, so fuck off you and your high horse. Fuck the right off.
The cop was nice enough to give me the number of a locksmith "it's nice to have you back man" he said while giving me a hand shake. Of course he knew me, the town has two thousand inhabitants, so everyone knew everyone.
"Thanks Jim" about 30 years ago, he was one of my friends, before I started hanging out with those assholes, "sorry didn't recognize you sooner... I thought you didn't want to be a cop like your dad" i realized I was smiling, he was one of the good memories of this place.
He laughs "well,it was an easy way to make a living when Cathy got pregnant, but I love it now, so all's good"
Yeah all is good "you seem happy" I pat his shoulder "it so good to see you man" wait "wait, waitwaitwait did you said Cathy?? Like, Chatty Cathy Reynolds??"
He grins "it's Cathy Mannings now" and I lol in his face, he only spent his entire teen years chasing after her "that's great dude" I keep patting his arm like some kind of emotionally stunned douche , Wich... Yeah, ok, fuck off "and you guys have a kid!!??"
"Two boys and two girls, actually" that right there looks like the happiest man alive.
"And you don't have a tv! congratulations man"
We laugh and is like all the shitty shit of the day is sliding off my back, I'm feeling good, and content, and the endless day is looking better and better "You know, chatty is g..." Cough cough "I mean, Cathy is gonna want to have you and your husband for dinner"
Husband ... Fel was checking on the house, giving us some privacy "well, we are just boyfriends... For now"
"So future husband eh?" Am I that transparent?
"Mhmm maybe, hopefully" cough "just don't tell chatty. Man she's been a bad influence on you"
We keep making plans for a double date tomorrow, before he leaves.
Maybe coming back is not all bad.
I venture into the depths of the hell hole, wandering where my man at.
I heard soft cursing, and I find him in my old room, except it looks more like a deposit, full with boxes and trash. He is going through a photo album, and my face is scratched with a marker in every single picture. He's trying to clean it up with is thump, tears are flowing through his cheeks.
Without making any noise, I go behind him and hug him as tight as I can, I kiss the back of his head "it's ok love, that doesn't matter"
He turns around, he is furious, he is fury incarnate, he is hot. As. Fuck. I lift him from the floor, he wraps his legs around my waist, and my back slams against a wall, I have to devour him.
I carry him to the newly vacated guess room, I throw him on the bed. While he complains, I take my shirt of, flexing obviously, I hear an intake of air and watch is face, that's a perfect ten in the are-you-thirsty scale "fuck, I love you" he starts unbuttoning his shirt, all sensual and stuff, will it be weird if I say that I wanted to rip that shirt by the seams. Maybe. But it will be tame compared to some of the other things I wanna do, and I ain't telling.
Next to come off, the pants, and yeah, we been living together for almost 20 years, we see each other in boxers every day. This was not an every day thing, this felt like new, I was suddenly that starving teenager cuddling him under the bridge in order to get warm, wishing that he would kiss me, but I wasn't that kid anymore, so I grab his face, with my tongue I open his lips, and I lay on top of him, rubbing us through our underwear.
"Stop toying with me" he whines, he is such a cutie when he pouts "just get on with the fuckin already" well shit... A horny cutie!!
"Well, that wasn't very corny... are you going back on your word, my love?"
"Grrrrrr" he literally growled, and my dick is twitching, leaving a wet spot in my boxers, I slowly start playing with the elastic of his underwear "now!!!" He demands, so, slowly I pull it down, his pubes are now in sight, and the door bell started screaming.
"What da fuck??"
"Just ignore it" I tell him, but now there's banging at the door "fuck this town"