"Regarding your adventure this time... I never expected this to happen."
Eris sighed and shook her head.
From the heavens, Eris could observe every move Satou Kazuma and Aqua made.
According to the normal procedure, Satou Kazuma should have been transported to a different world.
The world he and Aqua had arrived in was one unknown to the gods. Eris had no idea what was going on.
There was even Natsuki Subaru, a transmigrator who had never been registered by the gods.
"So you don't know what happened either?" Kazuma asked.
"I'm sorry, I don't. But, as a goddess, I can reincarnate you again. I can send you to a peaceful era, to be born into a wealthy family."
"Huh!? You can do that?"
"Of course. If that is what you wish."
"Seriously!?"
Satou Kazuma's face instantly lit up with a hopeful grin.
"I want my charm, intelligence, and stamina to all be above average! And I'd be even happier with a beautiful girl as a childhood friend!"
As he spoke, Kazuma's smile became a bit perverted, and he started to wave his arms around.
"That much is no problem."
"Yes! This is great! I thought I was completely finished! I had only just arrived in that world and got killed before even two days had passed—no, wait, technically I didn't even last one full day!"
When Kazuma thought back on his "adventure," he couldn't help but feel a wave of sorrow.
All he'd done since arriving was steal and get beaten up.
But if he could exchange that for a new, better reincarnation, it was worth it!
He just wondered what would happen to Aqua and Natsuki Subaru in that world.
"Then I wish you better encounters in your new life."
Eris said, raising her hand. A golden light appeared in front of her, preparing to send Kazuma to a new world.
But at that exact moment, a familiar voice suddenly boomed from high above.
"Hurry up and come back, Kazuma!"
"Huh?"
"Why are you dying in such a simple place!?"
"Wh-what?"
"Kazuma, can you hear me?"
It was Aqua's voice.
"I've already used resurrection magic on your body, so you can come back now!"
"P-please wait! He has already returned to the mortal realm once! According to heavenly regulations, he cannot be resurrected again!" Eris quickly interjected.
"Is that so?"
Kazuma glanced at Eris, then turned and shouted upward, "Aqua! She says I've already been resurrected once, so I can't be resurrected again!"
"Hah? What kind of idiot goddess would say something so stupid? Give me her name! I'm an elite goddess, after all! How dare the goddess in charge of some backwater place like this speak to me that way!?"
Aqua's words came out like a machine gun, completely stunning Eris. The corner of her mouth twitched uncontrollably.
"Um... I think she's a goddess named Eris."
Kazuma, seeing Eris's expression, could only swallow and reply.
"Eris? That unreliable girl? Kazuma, if that Eris keeps talking, steal her breast pads!"
"Breast pads?"
Before Kazuma could react, Eris at his side threw her hands in the air and shouted, "I get it, I get it! As a special exception, I'll approve it! I'm opening the gate right now!"
At the same time, a unique magic circle appeared directly above Kazuma, and he was sucked into it.
...
"?!"
Satou Kazuma's eyes snapped open. The first thing he saw was Aqua's face.
"Y-you're finally back!"
Kazuma realized his head was resting on Aqua's lap.
He was confused. Weren't Aqua's goddess powers supposed to be severely weakened? How could she still use resurrection?
But on second thought, the "resurrection" Aqua used probably wasn't magic.
It was just threats and workplace bullying.
"You'd better thank me!"
"From this angle, I can see your double chin—"
Before Kazuma could finish, Aqua drove an elbow straight into his face.
Kazuma clutched his nose in agony, rolling on the ground like a caterpillar until he hit something and stopped.
The intense pain in his nose made it impossible for Kazuma to open his eyes. He could only flail his hands around, groping blindly.
He touched something soft and warm, covered by a thin layer of fabric.
What is this?
Is it a leg? So springy... so slender... it must be a beautiful girl's leg!
And this... is it stockings?!
As he thought this, Kazuma's groping speed increased, and a perverted smile crept onto his face.
But he tried hard to remember who was in the room.
Who was wearing stockings?
Wait...
A sense of foreboding instantly washed over him. He swallowed hard and slowly opened his eyes.
What greeted him was Elsa's devastatingly beautiful face, smiling meaningfully.
"Oh my, you didn't die? I'm sure I opened up your stomach just now. How interesting. Could it be we're the same kind of person~? But to react like this in such a situation... this is the first time I've seen such a thing. Honestly, I'm a little surprised. It seems you're a very interesting man."
Elsa's eyes narrowed slightly as she smiled at Kazuma.
She never expected Kazuma to be able to come back from the dead.
"Uh... there might have been a misunderstanding."
Kazuma gave an awkward smile, slowly removing his hand from Elsa's thigh.
Elsa's looks and body were, without a doubt, top-tier.
But...
His own life was more important.
"Let's play again~"
Elsa swung her blade at Kazuma once more.
...
Meanwhile, in the heavens, Eris sighed helplessly.
She couldn't believe she had actively broken a heavenly rule.
Although, it wasn't like many people followed the rules anyway. As long as you weren't caught, it was fine.
I just hope Satou Kazuma doesn't tell anyone about the breast pads!
"I hope Kazuma and the others' adventure goes smoothly. Let's see how they're doing..."
Before Eris could finish her thought, Satou Kazuma appeared in front of her again.
"I'm back."
"?"
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