Dear diary,
Today has been the best day in a long time, because today's the day my boyfriend is taking me out!
Mom and Dad have been quite apprehensive about me getting a boyfriend, and Mom only liked him because he was a guy. Dad was all like, "My baby girl isn't going out with some ruffian!"
It was really funny how Dad tried to explain how I shouldn't be dating, but I'm already a hundred and forty — I'm basically an adult.
I tried telling Stygy about him, but he didn't seem to care all that much and only said something like, "As long as he makes you happy."
He's such a dork, though I kind of wish he had a girlfriend or boyfriend too. He doesn't really talk with anyone in school, and most of the other students are really intimidated by him, so he doesn't really have any friends.
When I asked if he's dating anyone, he simply said no. I mean, come on — you're like ten feet tall! I'm pretty sure the girls in my class find height attractive or something.
I tried prying into it more and showed him some of the girls in my class, but he simply waved them off, saying stuff like he's busy and doesn't have time for that.
But when I asked if he were to date anyone, he thought about what he wanted to say for a second before speaking — and the answer was really shocking.
Aunt Bee! I mean, what? Really? Out of anyone you could have chosen — our aunt? I mean, we're not related or anything, but still! It's gonna be so weird when we hang out now.
But that's enough for now, because today my boyfriend Seviathan's going to be telling me something really important!
He's finally going to ask me out on a proper date! It's really weird that I'm the one who usually asks him out, and sometimes he would be too busy or hanging out with some of his girl buddies, but hey — he finally decided to ask me out properly!
I'll tell you more later, but right now I need to get beautiful!