Snap! Snap!
Holy light incoming… more holy light incoming…
The young succubus shota's eyes darted around.
Like a melon picker in a lush field, he was eagerly scanning for the biggest, ripest, juiciest melons.
At this moment, Akashi felt as if he had entered paradise—the Kingdom of God.
As he continued his meticulous "inspection," a furious little face suddenly came into view.
It was Haibara.
But did Akashi have time to care?
Of course not!
Haibara's eyes were practically burning with rage.
Shameless!
This pervert is so shameless!
What's with that "accidental fall" nonsense?!
This Auntie Eri's excuse was beyond suspicious!
Fuming, the little loli Haibara stomped forward with her tiny legs, trying to pry the little shota away from between Eri and Ran.
She couldn't let him stay in such a compromising position!
However, just as Haibara took a step, something felt wrong.
Why is the floor so slippery?!
Whoosh!
Her footing gave out, and she instinctively grabbed onto Ran's long legs for support.
Startled, Ran tried to steady Haibara—but the moment she took a step forward, her foot landed on a rogue bar of soap someone had kicked away earlier.
Slip!
Ran lost her balance and toppled forward!
It was all downhill from there.
Ran crashed into Haibara, who slammed into Akashi, who then knocked over Eri.
Like a perfect strike in bowling, everyone collapsed into a pile.
The scene was a disaster—and the Lv4 『Pear God Fall』 had fallen with them, the result utterly catastrophic!
『Pear God Fall』Lv4: Passive aura. Increases the chance of you falling unexpectedly, as well as the likelihood of women around you falling into precarious situations.』
At the very bottom was the buxom Eri.
Akashi, poor little shota that he was, ended up squished in the middle like the cream of an unfortunate sandwich.
He was pinned beneath two soft and overwhelming masses—completely immobilized and gasping for air.
His tiny hands flailed as he struggled to free his head, but to little success.
Meanwhile, Haibara had landed flat on the floor, still gripping Ran's thigh.
As she took in the chaos and heard the pained cries of the two older women, Haibara's wide blue eyes filled with disbelief.
They really fell down?!
Wait... was it because of me?!
Determined to fix things, Haibara quickly scrambled up and helped Ran to her feet.
Eri, now upright and catching her breath, immediately called out:
"Ai-chan, kneel! Kneel down!"
"No—wait! Better to sit! You're less likely to fall!"
But Haibara wasn't buying it.
She stubbornly continued helping Ran up—only to glance down at Akashi, who now looked half-conscious with a nosebleed.
From lack of oxygen? Or perhaps from impact?
His dazed expression made it hard to tell.
Just as Haibara tried to pull Akashi up, her foot slipped again.
Thud!
She fell face-first onto Akashi—mouth to mouth!
Another accidental kiss!
Ran, blushing slightly, quickly picked up Haibara and sat her down off to the side. She then began imparting her "wisdom."
"In situations like this, don't try to stand up. Just sit down and wait. Trust me."
"I made the same mistake once... kept getting up, kept falling—me and Akashi must've gone down over a dozen times in a row. Super weird."
"I swear, it's like Akashi is cursed or something. The kid falls way too easily!"
Eri, finally composed, cradled the dazed Akashi in her arms and managed to sit up.
Both women were now sitting in a duck-squat posture, exchanging insights like veterans.
Eri nodded seriously. "I think so too."
"Maybe we should take Akashi to a shrine... have someone bless him."
The two women continued their serious "fall discussion," completely immersed.
Meanwhile, Haibara looked on, utterly dumbfounded.
Are they for real?
What are they even saying?
Are these two part of some weird cult?!
As someone who believed in science, Haibara simply could not process this absurdity.
What she didn't know... was that this was all part of the succubus's mysterious magic.
Just then, Yukiko's voice called from outside the door.
"Hey! Are you all having a meeting in there? The food's ready!"
She didn't want Akashi lingering too long with those two women!
Upon hearing her voice, Ran and Eri finally snapped out of their conversation.
With more people gathered this time, things weren't quite as wild as before...
But that didn't stop trouble from finding the little shota.
Four hands reached for him at once!
Haibara froze, stunned by what she was witnessing.
Little did she know, once they were done with Akashi—it would be her turn next.
In this kind of environment, children like her had no say.
They could only let the adults do as they pleased!
With Yukiko's persistent urging, the chaos didn't last long, though it left a lasting impression.
Eventually, the four of them tidied up and emerged—faces glowing, spirits high.
Yukiko had beautifully arranged the balcony dining area and was already calling everyone over.
Starving, Akashi made a beeline for the table, but before he could sit—
Yukiko caught him.
Like a hungry cat, she leaned in and slurped a kiss from his lips.
"Mmm! You smell delicious."
Honestly, her behavior was a little unhinged.
But coming from such a stunning beauty, no one batted an eye.
Yukiko's actions seemed completely natural.
She acted on pure instinct—driven by the strange connection she had with Akashi.
Every disaster she'd faced in life, every moment of chaos—it all tied back to this little shota.
Her soul resonated with his.
How could she not want to be close to him? To touch him? To kiss him?
But Akashi, the ever-calm young succubus shota, remained expressionless.
He knew exactly what was going on with Yukiko.
All this woman did was drool on him—nothing new.
Compared to the feast laid out before him, her affection wasn't half as enticing!
Work hard. Eat hard. That's the real deal!
Seeing how hungry he was, Yukiko smiled sweetly and quickly picked up the chopsticks.
She began feeding Akashi personally.
Oysters, seahorse soup, sea cucumber, prawns...
She ignored everyone else who hadn't even been served yet.
No waiting. No formalities.
Akashi didn't even need to lift his chopsticks—food was peeled, dipped in sauce, and placed directly into his bowl or mouth.
This treatment was more luxurious than what any emperor could expect!
When Eri and the girls arrived, she couldn't help but frown, visibly annoyed at how her best friend was fawning over Akashi.
"Hey! Why are you two eating first? That's so rude!"
"And you, Yukiko—weren't you going to drink with me?"
Without even looking up, Yukiko responded casually:
"Wait a minute. Let me finish feeding Akashi first."
As she spoke, she gently dipped a prawn into sauce and held it up to Akashi's lips.
Then came another bite.
This woman was doing it on purpose!
She's teasing me on purpose in front of everyone! Eri thought, seething.