As the father and daughter quickened their pace, Qi Jun, still lying on the ground, gradually couldn't hear their already low-voiced conversation.
Well, with Qi Jun's English listening and speaking skills, half of it was actually guesswork.
But even so, it was enough, wasn't it?
"It really is Big Daddy and Hit-Girl?"
"I wonder if Big Daddy will still be killed by that idiotic Kick-Ass later?"
"Perhaps not~"
"According to the original plot, after these two guys are caught, aren't they put on a live trial?"
"I think it was live, right?"
"If it's a live trial, then they might not necessarily die."
"New York is now the territory of Tony Stark, the newly minted superhero Iron Man."
"If these two guys are killed live by mere gang members, where would Iron Man put his face?"
"Moreover, New York is a key monitoring area for S.H.I.E.L.D., and they still want to stir up trouble with a live broadcast?"
"Heh heh da!"
Qi Jun carefully rummaged through his almost forgotten memories and finally remembered the identities of these two people, whose belts were engraved with BD and HG.
Although most of the plot was unclear, just mentioning one particular scene was enough to make Qi Jun remember them again!
A father, in front of his daughter, practicing! hand! guns!
Yes, Big Daddy was such a perverted father!
Not only did he not pamper his daughter, but he also personally trained her to be a killer!
Oh my goodness!
Back then, Qi Jun simply couldn't believe what he saw. In this world, there was actually such a depraved father?
Were they really biological?
Ahem, ahem.
Getting back to the main topic.
After remembering Big Daddy and Hit-Girl, Qi Jun realized that fighting and killing were too troublesome.
Sure enough, picking up scraps was the way to go!
Especially, picking up scraps behind capable people, that was even more satisfying!
You know, many of the superheroes in Marvel are bleeding hearts, uh, have bleeding-heart tendencies.
Especially some blind street heroes, they are simply the epitome of bleeding hearts, uh, the representatives of bleeding hearts!
In summary, they don't kill people. You torture me a thousand times, and I let you go like a first love.
Those guys, as if afraid that the plot couldn't continue if the villains died, just wouldn't kill groups of villains, insisting on letting them repeatedly seek revenge on these street heroes, thereby harming more innocent people.
For these guys, Qi Jun absolutely wanted nothing to do with them.
Only those like Big Daddy and Hit-Girl, who never showed mercy to villains, were true heroes!
How did Captain America gain such fervent popularity?
It was by killing Nazis!
Although later, for his own selfish reasons, even Captain America became a hypocrite... uh... I'm getting off topic.
In short, even if it was for the golden energy lying on the ground waiting for Qi Jun to pick up, Qi Jun had to stick close to these street heroes who dared to kill, and killed with gusto.
Oh, right, there was also a street Punisher, wasn't there? And wasn't he Nick Fury, the Black Dumpling's comrade-in-arms?
Hmm, that guy was even more ruthless when it came to killing. If there's a chance, I must get to know him well!
As an upright successor to socialism, how could I, Qi Jun, actively kill people!
Killing people is impossible. Only by following behind emotionless street heroes and picking up scraps can I maintain my livelihood!
...Seeing Big Daddy and Hit-Girl walk away, Qi Jun quickly used the [Mutant Gem] to materialize a completely harmless, undetectable biological chip with global positioning capabilities under Hit-Girl's skin, costing him a full three points of energy, without her even noticing.
What? Using a biological chip to peek at a loli taking a bath?
Slander!
This is absolute slander!
I, Qi Jun, a successor to socialism, am so upright! Kind! Prosperous! Harmonious!
I, Qi Jun, merely want to observe the changes in Hit-Girl's position so that I can help her when she is in danger, understand!
How could I, Qi Jun, possibly do such a peeping thing?!
...Oh, is there a sound in the distance? It seems someone is coming?
Holy crap, quickly pick up all these little bits of cash lying on the ground!
Qi Jun quickly scrambled to his feet and rushed towards the spot where a large group of gang members had fallen.
Chapter 11: Completely Solving the Identity Problem!
Because the previous chicken-and-chicken pecking between the two gangs was too boring, Qi Jun did a small experiment.
Qi Jun discovered that he didn't actually have to personally touch the corpses to recover them, but there was a limitation.
That was, it had to be within Qi Jun's line of sight and within five meters of Qi Jun's eyes!
Furthermore, Qi Jun speculated that this range could be expanded.
He just didn't know if it required Qi Jun's own strength to increase or his control over the [Mutant Gem] to strengthen.