Or should I just charge over and strangle them?
With my strength, can I really twist them around?
Oh crap, I just discovered another BUG in the [Mutant Gem] passive protection measure. What if they cover my mouth and nose and suffocate me?
Speaking of which, if I were suffocated, would the [Mutant Gem] still revive me?
Tap~~
Tap~~~
In that instant, Qi Jun thought of many things: the many memorable massages, the young ladies in the shelter who were too poor to afford clothes, and all the wonderful life he hadn't yet enjoyed.
Tap~~~
Tap~~~~
Qi Jun then thought... Huh?
Why are the footsteps moving away?
Qi Jun raised his head and saw two figures, one tall and one petite, walking directly past him as he lay on the ground.
The two approached the gang members they had killed and began—looting... looting the corpses?
Holy crap!
With such powerful abilities, these two sharpshooters who killed gang members like slaughtering chickens—cough, like slaughtering chickens—actually had to loot corpses?
It was like your goddess suddenly taking a dump right in front of you, and a loud, splattering one at that.
The image of the two Big Boss s instantly shattered in Qi Jun's mind.
Crack~~~
It broke!
Chapter 10: Manifesting the Creature Tracking Chip!
Not being discovered by the two sudden assassins—that's a good thing!
Qi Jun silently thought to himself.
Whoosh whoosh~~~
Touching the 'Stalker Sunglasses' perched on his nose, Qi Jun couldn't help but silently cheer on the [Mutant Gem]!
Phelps, uh, no, [Mutant Gem], you're awesome!
Huh?
Why does the tall figure look like Batman?
Holy crap, is this not just the Marvel universe, but also DC?
And who's the smaller one next to him, wearing a purple combat suit?
Why does this guy who looks like Batman wear a gold belt? Is he afraid it's too dark at night to see? Or is he saying, 'I'm rich, come and rob me'?
Also, why are the letters BD engraved on this gold belt?
Hey, the smaller guy is wearing a pink belt? And it has HG engraved on it?
Hiss!!!
Wait!!!
This scene is so familiar!!!
I feel like I've seen it somewhere before?
When did I see it?
That's right!
I remember!
Big Daddy and Hit-Girl from Kick-Ass!
Thinking of this, Qi Jun almost cried out in surprise.
He had seen Iron Man and Iron Monger before, and how long had it been? Now he was seeing two more, uh, street heroes from Marvel?
...Just then, a loli voice rang out.
"These guys are really too poor!"
"Luckily, I only used one bullet, otherwise I would have lost money!"
The corpse: I'm so weak, it's really my fault!
"Alright, Mindy."
"Hurry up and clear these guys out."
"This is Hell's Kitchen!"
"Before, the gunshots were too intense, so no one came to watch."
"But now that the gunshots have stopped, a large crowd will come to check it out immediately."
"If we don't want to be surrounded, let's speed it up!"
A mature male voice rang out, stopping Hit-Girl's complaints.
"Got it, Big Daddy!"
Hit-Girl rolled her eyes, but her movements unconsciously sped up.
"But, why does it feel like there are a dozen fewer people?"
"Did our intel make a mistake?"
"Hmm, when we get back, we'll give a good 'greeting' to the guy who sold us the intel."
"A dozen fewer people, this business clearly lost money!"