As the three of us walked through the Forest of Death, it was like we were taking an afternoon stroll. We came across three of the girls on my list as they had waited for us, which made me smirk, since I didn't think they would come and offer themselves to me so willingly.
"Ladies, can I have some of your time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?" I said, looking at them, making them look at one another like they were looking at a fool, as the one with white hair spoke.
"Do you have any idea what is about to happen?" She asked me, and I chuckled.
"Oh, I know many things that are about to happen to you three ladies. Many wonderful and very pleasant things, to be honest. You show sing songs of my praise for the gift I am about to bestow upon you ladies." I gave them a wicked grin.
They were older than me by maybe five years, give or take. The white-haired girl scuffed at me. "You have some nerve! Do you even know who I am?! I am a genius from the Hidden Grass Village, my name is Natuki!" She said.
"Natsuki Miko, it has a nice ring to it," I said, confusing her as she spoke.
"Miko isn't my family name." She said.
"Of course, dear. It's mine, and I am about to make you mine!" I said, pushing off the ground and showing up in front of her in the blink of an eye, shocking her as I sent a fist into her stomach, before an elbow to her chin, knocking her out.
She fell to the ground as she passed out, while her two teammates looked at her on the ground, shocked by the sudden attack. The twins showed up behind them, knocking them out; they weren't even remotely strong. But their looks were exotic, as all of them had white hair, and I didn't have any ladies with that kind of hair.
I made three shadow clones and spoke to them. "Teleport these three to the dungeon and put them in the cells," I said as I grabbed the scroll from Natsuki. I also took all their equipment and threw it into a bush. They won't be needing them where they are going.
The clones picked them up and teleported. As they finished putting them in the cells and locking them, I felt them undoing the shadow clone jutsu. I turned to the twins, throwing the scroll into the air as I spoke. "See, if we wanted to finish this test, all we have to do is run to the finishing area. But I have other plans, we will take our time for now." I said.
As I kept an eye on the groups I was targeting, none of them was in any danger, and I felt it was time to start collecting the sacrifices. The sooner I get them, the sooner I will stop worrying about them.
"Girls, we are going to head that way. There is a group of older genin that I need to capture." I said, noticing that the group I was watching joined up with some sand ninja, as we started running and jumping into the trees. The girls didn't ask questions because they didn't care why I wanted to go that way; my word is law to them, and they will follow it even if it kills them.
We ran for the next fifteen minutes and stopped as we hid in the trees. A group of sand ninjas was talking to them. At least twenty of them. This was odd. Those men aren't the ones taking the Exam. So they must be members of the attack force for the Sand Village, but what are they doing in the Forest of Death?
I was thinking to myself as I overheard them. "We need to find this Kume; he is a danger to this mission, as Gaara has become increasingly unstable because of him. We can't have the One-tails go berserk before it's needed. So our mission is to kill him." They said.
I see, so my messing with Gaara finally changed the plot, as I don't remember the Sand Village Jonin being a part of the Forest of Death. "Girls fall back, they are after me. I don't want you to be involved in the mess I made. Worry about keeping yourself safe for now; if they find you, then you can fight. But they are Jonin, so I would much rather you stay back and act as backup if I need it." I said.
They nodded as they moved fifty meters back, and I slowly started to make a circle around the Sand Jonin meeting area, putting explosive tags on all the trees with wires connecting them and explosive tags dangling from them. I made two dozen shadow clones behind me.
When I finished, I weaved my hands. When the explosive tags went off, a loud explosion occurred, and the dust pushed towards the Sand Jonin. Caught off guard, I rushed into the dust. Using Taijutsu, I began knocking out the two closest to me. As they fell, two shadow clones grabbed them and teleported away.
Time to go human harvesting, I thought with a chuckle as two more Sand Ninja noticed me and began to weave their hands. I quickly responded by slamming my hands on the ground as I finished weaving.
Earth style: Earth wave!
It sent them into the air, making them stop weaving as they lost balance, and I blitzed them, landing a roundhouse kick to the side of one of their faces, slamming him into a tree, knocking him out. The other one pulled out a Kunai, stabbing forward as I rushed him in the air.
Side-stepping it as he fell towards me, I grabbed his neck and slammed him into the ground as we made it back down. The clones took the two away, when a gust of wind blew the dust away, and the sixteen Sand Jonin looked at me.
"Who are you?" One of the Sand Jonin asked.
"You are out here to kill me, and you don't even know how I look? I am starting to judge the Sand Jonin heavily, I mean, the last time I ran into y'all, most of you guys died at my hands. And now you are here and don't even know what I look like, I am judging you really condescendingly right now." I said, tilting my head with a smirk.
The moment I finished, they readied themselves for battle, making me smile as I spoke. "What cute little lambs to the slaughter, let Big Daddy Kume enjoy playing with your sorry asses," I said, quickly weaving my hands.
"Water style: Greater water fall! A giant volume burst out from the ground, forming a hundred-meter-tall wall, as I switched my hand signs and slammed them onto the wall of water.
"Water Style: Water Dragon Bullet!" I yelled out as over a dozen water dragon heads showed up and opened their mouths, shooting four to five condensed water bullets.
The Jonin freaked out as this was far more than what a Genin could do, even one that could rival Gaara.
They quickly tried to form a wall of earth, but the moment the bullets hit it, it collapsed, letting most through, slamming onto the ground near the Jonin, sending them flying as I rushed towards them while they couldn't focus.
What happened next was a one-sided beating down, with half of them being knocked out and taken away before they could put up another fight.
The last eight looked at me like I was a freak, making me smile as I spoke. "What? You wanted to step into the kitchen, but it's too hot for you now. So you start to hate me because of it. So childish of you." I said, walking towards them as they looked at each other and began to split up and run.
Little did they know they wouldn't make it through my shadow clones and would end up captured. It was disappointing to say the least.