If someone told me yesterday , that I would successfully soul bond with hot fallen angel princess because of the nosebleed.....
..... I'd have asked them if they'd been sniffing a lot of coca*** .
But here ,I am , Junsei Amamiya . Sixteen year old . Spiritually unqualified virgin .And apparently the " Chosen Vessel " of a blonde girl who look like she belonged to the fantasy rpg character who has great big boobs and curve .
And also , my hand wouldn't let go of a katana that kept humming like it was alive .
The blade pulsed faintly , red pattern glowing across it length .
" Why is this humming? " I muttered , holding it up .
Lyria crossed her arms . She looked calm , but I could see her twitching everytime I tilted the blade toward her .
" That Katana ..... It is not just a sword . It's is the fragment of the Spirit King's Blade . The moment our contract formed , it bound itself to you . "
" So .... " I tilted it again . " It's my superpowered pervert stick ? "
Her palm smacked my face so hard I saw heaven , hell and swimsuit aisle of the local department store all at once .
" Idiot ! . It's Spirit Katana ! . Through it , you can channel my power . Think of it as .... A conduit. An extension of me . "
" Oh ... , I rubbed my cheek . " So basically , it's like holding your pu----
" Say that word and I'll kill you. ..."
I gulped . " Sword . I was gonna say sword . "
We didn't have time for further argument . Because that's when the window exploded.
A black feathered figure swooped in , wings sliced the air . The man , tall , sharped eyed weidling a jagged spear of shadow .
" Lyria Seraphiel , " he hissed . " Traitor Princess , I , Zoria Guard of Fallen Angel Realm .I've come here to drag you back . "
My brain lagged . " Wait . Who the hell invited
Batman with the chicken wings ? "
" Silence ,Vessel . " The man snarled . So , this is the human you've bound yourself to . Pathetic. I'll kill him first ."
He lunged . The spear glowed with the darker light . I screamed .
" Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap!!!. "
The katana in my hand vibrated like it wanted out . And before , I knew it ---my body moved.
Steel met shadow .
Clang .
Sparks brust in my face . The impact nearly
knocked me over , but somehow -- I blocked it .
" What ? " Zoria spat .
I stared down at my trembling hands . The katana .... It wasn't heavy anymore . It felt like a part of me . Like my arm had just grown thirty inches longer and way cooler .
" Move , Riku .. ...., Lyria shouted . " Channels your Spirit Energy through the blade ."
" Channel my what through the what now ? "
Zoria lunged again . But Instinct screamed .
I swung the balde like I was trying to swat the world's biggest mosquito .
FWOOSHHHH!!!
The sword exploded in crimson light . A slash of raw energy tored through the room , blastinh the winged man across the courtyard .
He smashed into the wall with a pained cry , feathers scattering.
I stood frozen , the katana still humming , red glowing fading.My whole body shooked .
" ....Holy Crap.... I just ... anime slash killed a guy . "
" You didn't kill him ," Lyria muttered ,rushing to my side ." But you definitely awakened it."
The katana pulsed again and then ...
" W-Wait , what's happening" , I yelped.
The balde dissolve into lights, and the symbol floated in the air . The glow condensed - shrinking , morphing, shaping itself.
And then --
A girl no longer than my chest . Pale skin , crimson eyes , long black hair tied into messy twin - tails . She wore kimono too big for her , slipping off her shoulders . Her tiny hands clutched the fabrics as she blinked up at me .
"...Master ? "
My jaw dropped . " My sword ..... turned into a loli . "
Lyria slapped her forehead . " Of course. The spirit katana manifested its soul . "
The little girl tilted her head , frowning .
" Loli ? What is Loli? I am Kohane , the thousand year spirit blade . Do not underestimate me , fool ! . "
She stomped her bare foot . Instead of intimidating , it looked like a kitten trying to scare a tiger .
I dropped to my knees , staring at her wide crimson eyes. "Oh my god . She's so adorable. "
" Stop , staring pervert . "She squeaked , cheeks flushing pink . " Y- You were just groping me a moment ago in a sword form . "
My nose started to bleed again . " Holy Crap , My katana has feeling ? "
" Of course I do , idoit ." Kohane puffed her cheeks . " I've existed for centuries , I've cut down demons , clashed with gods and slumbered waiting for a wielder worthy of me . "
" ...And I'm a guy who unlocked you because of a nosebleed accident . "
Her face turned redder . " Shut up ! Don't make it sound so embarrassing . "
Lyria sighed , pinched her nose . " This is absurd. My proud Spirit Vessel ...wielded by moron surrounded by women ... "
" Hey , Don't blame me!!! ". I shouted. " Blame Destiny! And Hormones ! "
The enemy groaned , and pulling himself from rubbles . His wings twitched . " This is ....not over yet . "
Kohane turned , her eyes blazing , " Master ,point me at him . "
" Uh -- okay ? " I held out my arm. She dissolved back into sword form instantly materializing in my grip .
Her voice echoed in my head . " Listen closely idoit . Focus on me . Pour your energy --- your feelings---- into me . And swing like you mean it ."
I swallowed hard . " Feeling , huh ? Alright..."
I thought of every thing . The fear .The embrassment . The adrenaline . The fact that I had accidentally groped a fallen angel and my sword was now a 1000 - year old - loli girl .
And I swung.
The crimson arc brust forward , slicing through the air . The energy slammed into the winged .an , exploded in light .
He screamed , body flung in to the night sky . retreating with broken wings .
Silence followed.
I dropped to my knees ,panting . The katana dimmed , then turned back into Kohane ,who plopped onto the floor like tired kid .
She puffed her cheeks again. " You .... weren't terrible . For a first time . "
I grinnned , still catching my breath . " Thanks .Guess that makes you .... the part of my team , now ?
She crossed her little arms . " Hmph . Don't think just because you touched me so much that I belong to you . "
Her ear turned red . " Though , I don't hate the idea of being ....,y-- your H--Harem member . "
My brain short circuited .
" ...My sword just joined harem . "
Lyria smacked me again .
" OW !!! What was that for ? "
" For being you . "
And That was how I gained my second partner .
Not just a sword . Not just a weapon .
But 1000 year old Loli blade girl who could slice the building in half .... And blush like a kid caught sneaking candy .
This Spirit Vessel thing .....might not be so bad after all.
..... If it didn't kill me first .
And One second later , Junsei Amamiya had hole in his chest .