I swear to every god , devil and swimsuit poster in my room... I wasn't peeping.
Okay . Maybe I was .
But in my defense , the dorm manager told me the bathhouse was " empty " . And when you're perfectly healthy 16- year - old boy with absolutely no girlfriend experience but a head filled with questionable search history , you don't just igrone the chance to sneak a peek .
My name is Junsei Amamiya . Future husband of big oppai ( boobs) . Current virgin. Professional suffer of high school life .
And this .... this was the day my life stopped being normal .
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The dorm had just gotten the new transfer student . Rumour spread faster than leaked swimsuit magazines . " She's a foreign beauty " . " Golden hair like a model ". " Eyes so sharp you'll forget how to breathe ".
Naturally my inner pervert radar went beep beep beep .
So here I was . Sneaking through the hallways like some stealth ninja of horniness. My heart thumped louder than my footsteps . Sweat poured down my forehead.
The sliding door to the bathhouse had steam curling out of it . Voices? None . Good.
I slide it open an inch . Steam wafted out , smelling faintly of lavender . And then ---
Splash.
My eyes locked on curves .
No . Not just curves . Curves designed by god with a sense of humor.
She stood there , long blonde hair dripping with water , sliding down her bare back like liquid sunlight . Her skin was pale , glowing in the steam , like she was some kind of goddess - or maybe fallen angel into forbidden territory.
And then my eyes - oh my eyes -- merciful heaven - my eyes went south.
Two glorious mountains , bouncing slightly as she reached for a towel . Not too big , not too small - perfect . Divine . The kind of chest that legends would be written about .
I felt the sudden blood rush toward my head .
Specifically, my nose .
" Pssssph "
Like a fountain, red sprayed out .
" - Who's there ? "
Her voice cut like a lightening . My entire soul left my body .
I tried to back away , I really did but
my foot caught the door frame. My world tilted . The door slammed open with a BANG! and I fell face first into the steam .
Straight into her .
" Uwwaaah "
My hand landed on something soft . Way to soft. My brain short-circuited .
Squish .
Oh no .
Oh yes .
Oh God , I touched ---
" You pervert!!! "
A binding flash of light filled the room. Her eyes glowed crimson , wings - black , feathery wings - brust from the back .My jaw dropped.
" Wha-- you're an angel ? "
She hissed and push me back with supernatural strength . I crashed onto the tiles , nosebleeding like a murder scene.
" You ..... You fool . Do you have any idea what you've done ? . "
" I - I swear .... I didn't mean to ! I mean I did but I didn't.....no wait , I mean -- holy crap you have wings ? !".
Her eyes narrowed . The air grew heavy pressure pushing down on me . " You saw me in my true form . You touched me in the middle of the bath ritual . Worse - you bled upon me ."
I blinked . Then blinked again . " Wait , what's wrong with bleeding ? . "
A glowing red sigil appeared between us . My blood , still dripping form my nose , sizzled as it touched the steam , forming glowing runes in midair .
" Contract Detected " , a mechanical voice rang down my head .
SPIRIT VESSEL PROTOCAL - INITIATING
"Eh ? "
The runes spun around me like fireflies
The katana hanging on the wall - a decorative piece , I thought - trembled violently , then flew into my hand .
The balde pulsed , humming with the power .
Symbols craved along it length , glowing red .
" What the hell is happening? " , I yelled.
The girl's eyes widened , " Im- Impossible . A human ..... bonded with me ?! . "
Light enveloped us both . My chest burned , like someone had just branded me from the inside .
I saw flashes - war of angels and demons a throne of black feathers , woman screaming in the battle .
Then ,the light faded .
I was lying flat on my back , katana in my hand , chest heaving. A strange sigil burned faintly over my heart .
The girl - no - the fallen angel princess stood over me , wrapped hastily in a towel glaring draggers .
Her face flushed ,half with rage and half with embarrassment . " You ... You complete idiot. Do you realize what have you done ? "
I coughed , and raise my free hand weakly .
" Uhhh .... Boobs ? "
Her first smashed my head on the ground .
BAM!!!
Star exploded behind my eyes .
When I woke up I was back in my dorm room, my head throbbed, my nose bandaged and the blonde angel girl sat across form me , arms folded ,still radiating
killer aura .
" ...You .Human . "
" Name , Riku , " I muttered groaning.
"Please, don't kill me , my beautiful with big boobs and fat ass like Jenifer Lo***** hallucination . "
She scowled . " I am not Jenifer Lo***** nor do I have fat ass . I am , Lyria ....Lyria Seraphiel , Princess of the Fallen Angels . "
" Cool . Do fallen angel usually have a such amazing ---
She threw a pillow ar my face . " Silence. "
Her cheeks burned pink . She cleared her throat. " Listen Carefully . By bleeding on me during my purification ritual, you triggered a Spirit Vessel Contract . That katana of yours ? It now houses my sealed power . You are my vessel. "
" Wait ... You're telling me that ...because I had a nosebleed .... Now , I've become some kind of chosen one? ....
" Yes . "
" Best Nosebleed Ever . "
Her first clenched . " Don't celebrate it , idiot.
This bond ties us together . If you die , I die .
If I die , you die . And now ,every angel , demon ,and spirits that learn of this , will come for us both . "
" ... So .. basically.... I am your husband ? "
Her eyes twitched , " No ,you pervert. "
I sat up , pointing dramatically at the ceiling .
" Then , I accept it . If this is my destiny , then I accept it . I ,Junsei Amamiya will use perversion and my sword to protect to you . "
She blinked , " You .. What ? "
" I'll protect your boobs - I mean your life ! "
" With my katana , with my soul and with my unbreakable virginity ! "
Silence .
Then she buried her face in her hand .
" Why ... Why me .... of all people ?"
But I swore I saw the corner of her lips twitched upward .
And that was the day , I stopped being just another loser in high school .
That was the day , I became - the Spirit Vessel Swordman .
And my harem routes began .
But more on that later