Wolf woke up to a black void, extending in all directions. He tried to turn his head to look around, but quickly realized something was off.
'Why cant I feel my body, where am I? I remember sitting in the helo with Viper then... ' . Wolf spent an unknown amount of time floating through the void, thinking about his life and achievments. 'I wonder what happens now, I cant tell how long its been. Im starting to get bored'. After what felt like an eternity, he suddenly found himself sitting in a warmly lit room with towering bookshelves that stretched to the ceiling. He looked around and found an ornate wooden desk that had a man seated at it, silently stairing at him.'Huh wonder if this old guy knows what im supposed to do', while thinking to himself Wolf observed the strange individual in front of him. The being looked like an elderly man with long wild white hair, and was wearing a strange combination of clothing that looked familier and not. After several moments the being addressed him,"If you are done staring we have business to get to." "Im sure you are confused as to why you are here, and to make a long story short, you were betrayed by your government and died." "Now, im sure you have questions feel free to ask them".
Wolf sat quietly for a moment digesting what he had just heard. "So what happens now, am i going to be reincarnated now?" The being nodded with a smile. "Do I get to choose where Im going?" Wolf paused as the being nodded again with an even bigger smile, "why am i being given a choice to choose? I know I should probably just accept it without question, but I feel the need to ask". He was now beginning to feel suspicious about this, especially since the being was doing his best cheshire cat inpression now.
"Yes, you are being reincarnated. Yes, you do get to choose. And yes, with any other than me you shouldnt question and oportunity like this." "But I am different, I enjoy talking with mortals. So varied, and messy .... huhuhu." The broke off into what could only be considered a demented/ perverted chuckle. At that moment it clicked, " you look like the pervy sage from that old manga!" Wolf stared at the being giggling like a maniac, 'I dont know if i should be worried or excited'. After a few moments the strange being turned his attention back to wolf. "Yes! I was wondering if you would figure it out, and the answer is both." Wolf stared at him confused for a moment. "You should be worried and excited! But mostly excited, you see I have been watching your life and I must say, I approve." "Not only were you a grade A warrior, but also a grade A pervert!!" Wolf could only stare at him shock, he of course realized by now this being... no Deity could read his thoughts, and see his past... but grade A pervert?
"I see you are confused, I know all your favorite kinks my young friend, and they are all exquisite!" "So when I saw that you were betrayed, I simply had to grab your soul before one of the others got to you. Now you have the chance to do what you want, live out you darkest desires if you so choose."
Wolf contemplated the Deity's words,'I guess I would be considered a pervert, I was into a lot, BDSM, Futa, Girl on Girl, Monster porn.... I never really thought about it...'. " why does me being a pervert, and a warrior make you specifically interested in me?"
"Because I enjoy all of the darker sides of mortals... and I enjoy a good story". "So I decided to choose a mortal that fit my desires. One that I can watch, and add to my collection. Simple." The Deity then leaned forward with his shit eating grin, "So my friend what is your choice?"
Wolf leaned back in his seat to consider. 'What should I choose...' he looked up at the Deity, "are there any limits to where i reincarnate?" The Deity paused for a moment, "you cannot reincarnate on earth, you must choose something else. Once a mortal dies, they must move on to a new universe, that is your only restriction."
Wolf nodded, 'okay, so no going back to earth... not really a loss, hmm so many different things I could choose. Huh...'.
Wolf smiled after a few minutes of consideration, "I want to reincarnate in the Star Wars universe."
"Huhuhuhu... Wonderful choice my friend, lots chances at glory and beautiful alien women. I approve! Now where in the timelind do you want to be reborn?"
Wolf considered for a moment, "22 BBY, I want to be able to get set up with experience and whatnot before the start of the clone wars."
The Deity nodded slowly stroking his chin, "hmmm..." "I will allow it under a condition, you are not allowed to alter the timeline, no seducing Amidala, no assasinating Anakin etc."
Wolf nodded, "what about saving characters not central to the plot, like Aayla?"
"Ooh? Want to save the sexy alien jedi hmm?" "I'll allow it, provided you do so without breaking the timeline...." "I see what you are planning, I approve my friend. Now what else?"
Wolf leaned forward, "I want to be reincarnated as a Dathomiri Zabrak male, with the ability to use the force on par with Revan. If possible i want to keep my knowledge from my previous life, and I want Deadpools regeneration." Wolf leaned back, waiting for the Deity to either agree with his request or change it.
"Intersting... I will make you a zabrak as requested, however your other requests cause a problem." Leaning back while stroking his chin, the Deity stared at Wolf. "In order to grant your other requests, I would have to disadvantage you somewhat."
Wolf nodded, "What would that look like?"
"You will be reborn into the body of a 10 year old, that is both a slave and test subject... which is how you will receive the regeneration ability and Revans knowledge. That is your offer, I will also choose what your body will look like, once you mature."
Wolf considered that for a moment, as that was a serious detriment. 'Hmm having to start as a child that is not only a slave, but also a test subject.... is it worth it? I also dont get to choose what I will look like.... well this Deity is a pervert, that seems to want me to live out my desires so I wont worry about that...' "I accept the offer, my only request is that you dont make my body weird."
The Deity just grinned, "Dont worry about a thing my friend, you will have sexy aliens hanging all over you once you mature... assuming you survive...." and without a second for Wolf to question that last sentance, the Deity reached out and flicked him in the forehead sending him into the void.