After Obito launched the Fourth Ninja War, the Kairen Empire in the south also issued a declaration of war.
[Since I founded the nation, I have worried day and night, often pondering alone the peace of the ninja world. The Five Great Nations rely on force and do not practice justice; for a long time, war has never ceased. There is not a single peaceful place in the ninja world. My heart is troubled by this. For the peace of the world, I have decided to join the Fourth Ninja War and hope all nations will bow their heads and submit.]
Kairen's declaration of war instantly spread throughout the ninja world, lighting the fuse of this powder keg. All the major ninja villages knew that a great chaos was coming.
At the same time, a title appeared on the light screen: [Can I wipe out the Land of Earth in one hour?]
In the scene a warrior wearing red armor from the Warring States era rode the clouds and flew through the sky, heading toward the Land of Earth in the north.
Ōnoki immediately posted a comment: [One hour? You little brat, do you think the Land of Earth is your dad and can only hold on that long?]
[Deidara: Is the old man very long?]
[Ōnoki: Hmph!]
...
The Four-Tails Son Goku, a tailed beast with fire and earth attributes, can use large-scale Lava Release and is a tailed beast with great destructive power.
But the most disappointing thing about this tailed beast is that it's too ugly.
Red fur, a blue body with a demon's head, purely trying to ride the Monkey King's hype.
This tailed beast ran for its life the moment it was released from the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path. Its destination was the volcanoes within the Land of Earth—that was its home turf.
Unfortunately, it ran into Iwagakure's army halfway. Although the Four-Tails resisted with all its might and strongly condemned humanity's barbaric treatment of tailed beasts, the people of Iwagakure couldn't understand its monkey language and started flinging mud, trying to capture it back to the village.
...
In a group of volcanoes within the Land of Earth.
About five hundred Iwagakure ninja surrounded the Four-Tails, bombarding it continuously with Earth Release attacks.
Kurotsuchi wore a black-and-red ninja outfit, looking valiant and dashing, with a presence no less than any man.
She opened her mouth and sprayed out white limewater: "Lava Release!"
The lime mixed with water to form cement that shot out rapidly and landed on the Four-Tails, binding the huge creature in the blink of an eye.
Kurotsuchi's lips curled into a confident smile: "The Four-Tails Son Goku is nothing special."
Her father, Kitsuchi, replied beside her, "Kurotsuchi, don't underestimate the power of a tailed beast."
As soon as he finished speaking, the Four-Tails let out a roar. Fiery red magma flowed around its body and in an instant melted Kurotsuchi's lime solidification.
Kitsuchi looked gravely at the enraged Four-Tails. Without large-scale control ninjutsu, it was impossible to restrain the Four-Tails.
And the most effective large-scale control ninjutsu was Wood Release.
Iwagakure didn't have it, but Earth Release was not weak in control either.
Kitsuchi clapped his hands together. His chakra drained at a geometric rate, and he shouted, "Earth Release · Earth Mountain Technique!"
The Earth Mountain Technique, a large-scale Earth Release ninjutsu— in the original story, Kitsuchi even used this move to briefly suppress the Ten-Tails.
The Four-Tails had just broken free of Kurotsuchi's concrete when two small mountains as tall as it rose out of thin air, brutally clamping it in place.
The people of Iwagakure cast admiring looks at Kitsuchi. Conjuring two small mountains out of thin air—Kitsuchi truly deserved to be the number one ninja under the Tsuchikage.
Kitsuchi stood up and took a weak breath, then looked at the wild monkey bound by the earth mountains and shouted at the cheering Iwagakure around him.
"Stop staring—Earth Mountain can't hold it for long. Move out and capture Son Goku!"
A chorus of responses rang out.
"Oh——"
...
In a blur, a red figure appeared on the Four-Tails' head.
Along with it appeared a curtain of light in the sky, with the gaze of the entire ninja world behind it.
The people of Iwagakure noticed Kairen—silver hair, blue eyes, proud like an eagle.
They were shocked.
"It's Moku Kairen!"
"We were just about to go look for him—didn't expect him to deliver himself to us."
"Be careful. This guy wiped out the entire Sunagakure by himself."
"Hmph! What's there to be afraid of? This tyrant indulges himself too much—who knows how weak he's gotten?"
Kairen folded his arms and smiled faintly, looking down at everyone in Iwagakure, and said lightly, "Iwagakure, I'm here to wipe out your Land of Earth!"
As soon as he said this, everyone was furious.
Iwagakure's unity was even stronger than Konoha's. They believed in the toughness and tenacity of earth, would never submit to any external force, and would not tolerate any insult.
Kurotsuchi stepped forward, frowned, and pointed at Kairen as she scolded,
"Moku Kairen, you're really underestimating our Iwagakure Village."
Kairen turned his gaze to Kurotsuchi, the coldness in his eyes easing, and returned her a smile.
"Kurotsuchi, you've also entered my list of selected beauties. Today I'm here to take you home."
Kairen's rogue words immediately angered Kurotsuchi. She rebuked him,
"You tyrant, stop getting ideas about me. I'm telling you, I don't look up to a man like you."
[Ōnoki: Brat, you want to marry my granddaughter? Keep dreaming! Kitsuchi, hold on until I get there. I'll disassemble him.]
Kairen touched his own face and replied to Kurotsuchi, "Earth girl, what's so bad about me? That you look down on me like this."
Kairen was puzzled. His and Kurotsuchi's names were quite a good match.
Kurotsuchi crossed her arms and glared at Kairen. "You are handsome and you're my type, but you're too fickle. What woman could accept a scumbag like you?"
Kairen suddenly realized—so it was because she thought he was a scumbag!
Kairen continued smiling at Kurotsuchi.
"Kurotsuchi! I'm not negotiating with you. The women I set my eyes on—either they're under me, or on me. There is absolutely no third option."
Kurotsuchi was furious. "You're trying to take me by force!"
Kairen nodded. "Yes, take you openly. Today, the Land of Earth will be included as your dowry and belong to me as well."
Kairen's frank and barbaric attitude made people across the ninja world voice different opinions.
The infatuated loved his dominance, the thoughtful thought he was too unreasonable, and those around him jumped out to scold him.
[Hanabi: Brother-in-law, you're looking for women again!]
[Konan: Hmph!]
[Tsunade: Does this brat really think all the women in the world belong to him?]
[Mei Terumi: I'm afraid so. First time I've seen such a domineering little man—he even wants to take me into his harem. I do like this type, but I don't want to share with others.]
[Tsunade: This guy even has his eye on me. I don't know if my charm is still there, or if he's just too perverted?]
[Temari: Hmph! The second one.]
...
While Kairen and Iwagakure were bickering back and forth, the Four-Tails was breaking free of the earth mountains and finally managed to escape.
Kitsuchi's earth mountains shattered. The Four-Tails roared, and its furious figure slowly emerged from the billowing dust.
It noticed Kairen standing motionless on its forehead with his arms folded. Rage surged, and it shook its head hard, trying to throw Kairen off.
But the head-shaking was futile. Kairen was like he had glue under his feet, firmly fixed on the Four-Tails' head.
The Four-Tails roared, "Human, get the hell off my head!"
Kairen's gaze slowly shifted and fell onto it.
"Are you teaching me how to do things?"
Those eyes, like stars, slowly fixed on the Four-Tails' huge pupils.
The Four-Tails' pupils slowly contracted. It had some discernment and recognized the eyes of Ōtsutsuki Hamura.
"Tenseigan! You—"
The Four-Tails panicked, then immediately spoke honestly, "Sorry, my voice was a bit loud just now."
After being locked inside the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path by the Akatsuki for a while, the Four-Tails summed up one thing: as a tailed beast, don't be arrogant. When you should cower, cower. There are too many gods; being a tailed beast is hard.
Seeing the Four-Tails back down, Kairen smiled and said teasingly,
"You must hate Iwagakure after being locked up for so long. Come be my pet. I'll take you to conquer the Land of Earth."
The Four-Tails cursed, "Per? You think I—"
Kairen's Tenseigan glanced downward, and the Four-Tails cowered again.
"Woof! Woof! Woof! Master, help me get revenge."
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