"Whoosh—"
The Zhuxian Sword hovered at the edge of the Extreme North Land.
"Bang!"
Flender collapsed to his knees the moment he landed, retching continuously.
Zhuge Lan was bewildered.
Was this air sickness?
That didn't make sense! Flender was a Soul Master who could fly himself; how could he get air sick?
It must be the sadness causing a physical reaction.
"I see."
Chen Xin understood.
"Zhuge, your sword flight speed is something even a Soul Douluo can't handle."
"I really don't know how you managed to endure it yourself."
Zhuge Lan: "..."
Was it really a speed issue?
As for his physique...
With the amplification of a body filled with million-year Soul Rings and Soul Bones, he was already at Title Douluo level.
——The only difference between him and a Title Douluo was his level.
"I didn't expect the speed to be so fast, and this kind of trouble," Zhuge Lan mused, stroking his chin. "But Uncle Ning just..."
"Fengzhi consumed a lot of treasures that enhance the physique," Chen Xin explained. "Otherwise, how could he assist the two of us Title Douluo with his level 79?"
Zhuge Lan understood.
That made sense.
The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect was, after all, one of the top three sects; they should have some foundation.
During their conversation.
Flender also recovered, his eyes bloodshot as he stared at Zhuge Lan.
"Zhuge... Director, could you fly a bit slower next time?" Flender rasped.
Zhuge Lan gave an OK sign.
"We've arrived at the Extreme North Land. Next, we'll begin a thorough search."
"But before that, Flender, you need to help me with a simple test."
Zhuge Lan spoke casually.
Flender, however, was wary!
"A simple test? How simple?"
"Don't worry, it's really simple." Zhuge Lan grinned. "Just stand here."
Before Flender could ask,
Zhuge Lan had already taken Chen Xin and flown away on his sword.
There was nothing he could do.
Flender could only stay in place, uneasy, and silently wait, watching the vast ice plain.
A few seconds later.
A golden sun rose on the horizon, and then the ice plain beneath their feet lit up as a whole, all gold as far as the eye could see.
Shining on his body, it made him feel cold!
——He was all too familiar with this golden light!
Watching his belly begin to swell, Flender's eyelids twitched.
Flender expertly did the splits and squatted on the ground.
Lying flat, he endured the pain of childbirth.
"Whoosh—"
Zhuge Lan and Chen Xin returned.
Seeing Flender lying down, both were quite surprised.
"You flew out just now, at least a hundred kilometers, right?" Chen Xin was astonished. "Your Soul Bone skill can still affect Flender?"
Flender: "???"
[Emotion Points +99595]
So that's what it was.
The so-called experiment was to have Flender test the effective radius of that strong person identification skill?!
While feeling resentful, he was also shocked! Help!
A Soul Bone skill that covered a radius of over a hundred kilometers?! Is this even human?!
"It seems the coverage radius should be around 200 kilometers," Zhuge Lan guessed, "After all, my Soul Bone is 2 million years old."
[Emotion Points +190,000]
[Emotion Points +140,000]
Flender sat up abruptly, his eyes wide as he stared at Zhuge Lan.
"How much?"
"A 2 million year Soul Bone?"
"Are you sure you didn't add an extra zero?"
Chen Xin was also dumbfounded.
He knew that there were Soul Beasts with even higher ages than 100,000 years.
But the highest should be about a million years, right?
Are you sure this 2 million years is something that should exist in the human world?
At the same time.
He also felt relieved in his heart, wondering why he, a Title Douluo, couldn't be immune to this Soul Bone skill back then.
——A 2 million year Soul Bone skill, even a Level 99 Peerless Douluo would have to clutch their stomach and lie down, right?
"Huh? Didn't I tell you guys?"
Zhuge Lan pretended to be puzzled——
"This Saint's Eye was specially dropped down from the God Realm by one of the ancestors after becoming a god."
"A 2-million-year Soul Beast belongs to the God Official level, so no one in the human world can resist it."
[Emotion Points +99595]
[Emotion Points +99595]
Flender and Chen Xin exchanged glances.
—This Zhuge Lan, what a lucky start!
Taking this opportunity.
Chen Xin asked, "Actually, I've always been curious, Zhuge, why are you so keen on...pranking others?"
Although Zhuge Lan's personality was a bit unpleasant,
he hadn't caused any significant innocent casualties so far.
At most, it was just some minor physical pain.
Could it simply be because he enjoyed playing pranks on people?
Zhuge Lan heard this and laughed.
—He'd been guiding them for so long, and they finally got to the point.
He pretended to be helpless and touched his brow, the mark of the small blue sword flickering.
"I don't want to be so nonsensical either."
"But…"
"This is my God's Test mission. I can only grit my teeth and do it."
[Emotion Points +190,000]
Chen Xin was shocked! What kind of deity's God's Test was this, making someone experience childbirth? "Dean Zhuge, what exactly is your deity position?" Flender couldn't help but ask.
"A First-Rank God, the God of Destiny." Zhuge Lan sighed. "He also has another name, the God of Mischief."
Flender: "…"
Chen Xin: "…"
The two of them looked at the small, flashing blue sword mark on Zhuge Lan's brow.
再看看诸葛蓝身边悬浮的,超神器诛仙剑.
You're not a Sword God or War God?!
"Oh, you mean this?"
Zhuge Lan touched his brow.
The blue sword mark transformed into a clown mask, stuck its tongue out at the two of them, then reverted to its original form.
"The original God's Test mark wasn't very attractive, so I changed its appearance."
"It's an extra reward I received for high completion during the first God's Test."
Chen Xin, Flender ↓
(●—●)_▄) Well, the logic is surprisingly clear?!
That explains everything.
Why Zhuge Lan has such a nasty personality and is always playing pranks on people.
And why he especially loves big scenes, the more people he tricks, the happier he is.
So, it turns out...
This is all his God's Test!
Chen Xin patted Zhuge Lan on the shoulder.
"You've been through a lot, doing so many things against your will."
Flender pursed his lips, not offering an opinion.
In the time he'd spent with Zhuge Lan, he hadn't seen any sign of him being forced to do anything. In fact, he seemed to be...
Enjoying it?
Think about it.
Gods usually seek inheritors who are a "good fit" in terms of attributes.
The Nine Colored Goddess is an auxiliary type, so she chose Ning Rongrong and Fengzhi, who are also auxiliary types.
The God of Destiny probably gave his inheritance to Zhuge Lan because he also had some connection to it.
"Huh? Hard work?"
Zhuge Lan scratched his head in puzzlement.
"I'm not working hard."
"I'm the one who messes with others, so why would I be working hard?"
"I'm actually quite enjoying it."
Flender: "…"
See!
He knew it!
[Emotion Points +23333]
Chen Xin: "…"
Give back the old man's sympathy!!!
[Emotion Points +99999]
Seeing the two of them looking aggrieved, Zhuge Lan chuckled.
Using those two's mouths to spread the word about the God of Destiny and the God of Mischief.
From now on, when pulling off some silly pranks, it can all be done openly.
They, who know the truth, would even cooperate with Zhuge Lan to make the pranks even more perfect.
That's great!
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