In a bright big office, sat a man who, appearance wise was probably in his late 30s, he was blonde and he was jacked, like ripped full of muscles, size wise he was a lot bigger than your average joe.
He was drinking hot chocolate in a large glass cup with excessively grand designs, as his phone situated on the desk in front of him started to ring, an annoyed expression occupied his face because of the call as he can't even drink his favourite drink in peace, as he picked up his phone his face became even more annoyed, so annoyed that you can see it speaking 'ugh... Not this immature little shit again.' He picked up the call and on the other side of the call a provoking voice attacked the ears of the man.
"Hello~ my pookie~ how are you doing?~ You didn't feel lonely without me did you?~" Asked the voice, seemingly of a man
"I despise your immature, half wit, loser like existence to the very core a bit too much to feel lonely without your sorry ass accompanying me." said the big blonde man with a voice full of annoyance.
"Awww~ c'mon, don't be shy~ I know you like me.~" Said the unknown man.
"Oh, for fuck sake! You brain dead monkey! I am not interested in men! Stop fooling around!" Said the big blonde man furiously.
"Oh my, I never said you were interested in me, I just said you liked me... wait a minute, could it be... You are a big shytsundere!OMG, Does that mean you are interested in me?" Said the unknown man.
"Huh!? What the fuck are yo-" the big blonde man spoke but was cut off by the unknown man.
"Oh no, but I can't share your feelings, as I am not interested in men, sorry for your loss but I hope you get your true husband pretty soon." Said the unknown man.
"The fuck you mean sorry for your loss!? Even if I was interested in men, it would never ever be you!" Said the big blonde man.
"Oh the tsundere is at it again, running away from his true feelings, I really do hope you get you ideal husband soon" said the unknown man, with a mocking tone.
"Stop bullshitting! And what do you mean ideal husband I have a fucking wife and two kids! You imbecile!" Yelled the big blonde man.
"Oh poor souls, their father and mother can never be together because their father is interested in men" Said the unknown man, blatantly making fun of the big blonde man.
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A sound of something breaking echoed from the side of the big blonde man, something like glass or more specifically a glass cup.
"You...! Hah... Just shut the fuck up and get to the point Richard, enough fooling around for today." Said the blonde man, exhausted.
"Oh? You want this Tommorow as well or do want to do this daily? Hoh, so you do feel lonely without me." Said the unknown or rather known man, Richard.
"Just get to the point!" Said the big blonde man, really exhausted.
"Well you aren't denying me, so I guess I am right, anyways you should stop fooling around and let me get to the point." Said the annoying piece of shi- I mean Richard.
"..." The blonde man says nothing but Richard on the other side of the call can just feel the death glare, so he decides to actually get to the point now.
"Well I just got you two idiots, as one of the first customers of that new agency under your company, so now pay me my commission, my pookie~" said Richard, finally getting to the real point.
"Hoh? I guess you aren't that much useless, if only this pookie thing wasn't here" The big blonde man said, but just mumbled the later half under his breath to not stray from the real talk again.
"What? That's it? you aren't going to give me motivation to get you more customers, you aren't going to boost my morale by saying something like My soldiers push forward! My soldiers scream! My soldiers rage! Are you? Erwin~" Well Richard strayed from the real talk either way.
"You and your childish, stupid anime memes" Said the big blonde man or well, as you saw above, Erwin.
"Hey! Don't disrespect meme culture and us otakus, you normie!" Said Richard, his tone just a bit less playful and more serious, just a bit.
"Fuck you!" Said Erwin.
"Oh? Are you finally being honest with your feelings of what you truly want to do? But sorry again for I can't, as I am really not interested in men." Said Richard, completely strayed from the previous conversation.
"..." Erwin again, said nothing but Richard now, again feeling death glares from him, which is now more intensified than before.
"Well going back to the main conversation again, I know I am amazing as I gave you two new customers like nothing you don't have to motivate me I don't need it I am just that great, so now pay me my commission for the great work I have done,the commission of a grand total of 20k dollars." Said Richard, with a grin on his face that Erwin isn't able to see.
"What!? I told you to stop fooling around! Is that why you denying to specify the money when we made the deal back then? I won't give you more than 5k!" Yelled Erwin.
"Dear, you really do want me to be around you, That's why you are doing this aren't you? so I come to your office and talk with you, face to face and not on this phone call right? Aww my pookie~
And the thing about asking too much money is that I am not asking too much money, your company will get around 72k yearly from those two alone, so as I introduced your agency to those guys I should have way more than just 20k, and you know what? It's 25k now, so I want 25k transferred to my bank account, or do you want me to come to you and talk face to face? My pookie~" Said Richard.
"Wait... But..." Spoke Erwin, hesitant.
"Ok I am coming to your office now and the amount has also changed to 30k" Said Richard with a tone of finality.
"No! Fine! We will agree on the 25k, nothing more! and you will not come to my office at any cost!" Said Erwin, finally giving in.
"Good boy~" Dush-Beep The call was cut, the last sound being of something hitting the floor, probably the phone.
"Hah... It really is fun fucking with this guy, haha." Said Richard, laughing after ruining the poor guy's day.
Ding A notification of money transfer rang in his phone, when he checked it, it showed that 25k dollars has been transferred in his bank account.
"Neat" He said with a smirk on his face.
"Alright, time to head back home." Said Richard, then he locked the door of his therapy office, if you can call it that, it was basically just some random room in an apartment, after locking the door, he took his car and drove back home.