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Chapter 25 - Scene 25

INT. OUTSIDE THE BOYS' BATHROOM – CONTINUE

BEETLE BANGZ, a superhero in a costume similar to Spider Man's or Deadpool's, approaches Professor Diaz and Rahbeem.

BEETLE BANGZ

Rahbeem, is that you?

Rahbeem turns when he hears his name.

RAHBEEM

BEETLE BANGZ, BABY!

The two men start doing a complex fist bump greeting that ends with them jumping and making finger guns at each other.

RAHBEEM & BEETLE BANGZ

...Let me holla 'atcha!!

Professor Diaz watches the entire ordeal with interest.

PROFESSOR DIAZ

You two know each other?

RAHBEEM

Yeah, man! I know Beetle Bangz.

Then Rahbeem's face changes, and he sizes Beetle Bangz up a little

RAHBEEM

...He used to date my mama. Til she had to put his ass out for cheating on her!

RAHBEEM

(Twist his face up)

She was all crying and shit...

BEETLE BANGZ

Rahbeem, you stay out of grown folks' business now! I was almost your step daddy, and I could still give you that almost-your-step-daddy ass whoopin'!

Rahbeem laughs as if he were joking, but his jaw is clenched, and he and Beetle Bangz do another dapping handshake and pat on the back.

RAHBEEM

But for real though, Beetle Bangz is a legend on the old block! He made it out of the projects to become a world-famous superhero–and the tightest Old School M.C. this side of New York!

BEETLE BANGZ

New York? Man, you gonna play me like that, Rahbeem? I'm the tightest M.C. worldwide, Baby!

PROFESSOR DIAZ

Ah! He's also one of my best teachers and heads the Tora Myst department.

BEETLE BANGZ

That's right! I teach heroics and valiancy for the demon hunters and superhumans.

RAHBEEM

Oh, that's wassup man! Uh, were you about to use the bathroom, though?

BEETLE BANGZ

Oh, no! No! Maaaan listen, my student Buck Kissinger is probably in there. This knucklehead is always sneaking off to do drugs with the wizardry kids.

PROFESSOR DIAZ

Umm hmm, they're in there doing magic world drugs. I can smell it from here!

He inhales deeply, smelling the air again.

Rahbeem looks curious and sniffs the air too.

He got nothing but allergens with that sniff. He sneezes.

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