INT. OUTSIDE THE BOYS' BATHROOM – CONTINUE
BEETLE BANGZ, a superhero in a costume similar to Spider Man's or Deadpool's, approaches Professor Diaz and Rahbeem.
BEETLE BANGZ
Rahbeem, is that you?
Rahbeem turns when he hears his name.
RAHBEEM
BEETLE BANGZ, BABY!
The two men start doing a complex fist bump greeting that ends with them jumping and making finger guns at each other.
RAHBEEM & BEETLE BANGZ
...Let me holla 'atcha!!
Professor Diaz watches the entire ordeal with interest.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
You two know each other?
RAHBEEM
Yeah, man! I know Beetle Bangz.
Then Rahbeem's face changes, and he sizes Beetle Bangz up a little
RAHBEEM
...He used to date my mama. Til she had to put his ass out for cheating on her!
RAHBEEM
(Twist his face up)
She was all crying and shit...
BEETLE BANGZ
Rahbeem, you stay out of grown folks' business now! I was almost your step daddy, and I could still give you that almost-your-step-daddy ass whoopin'!
Rahbeem laughs as if he were joking, but his jaw is clenched, and he and Beetle Bangz do another dapping handshake and pat on the back.
RAHBEEM
But for real though, Beetle Bangz is a legend on the old block! He made it out of the projects to become a world-famous superhero–and the tightest Old School M.C. this side of New York!
BEETLE BANGZ
New York? Man, you gonna play me like that, Rahbeem? I'm the tightest M.C. worldwide, Baby!
PROFESSOR DIAZ
Ah! He's also one of my best teachers and heads the Tora Myst department.
BEETLE BANGZ
That's right! I teach heroics and valiancy for the demon hunters and superhumans.
RAHBEEM
Oh, that's wassup man! Uh, were you about to use the bathroom, though?
BEETLE BANGZ
Oh, no! No! Maaaan listen, my student Buck Kissinger is probably in there. This knucklehead is always sneaking off to do drugs with the wizardry kids.
PROFESSOR DIAZ
Umm hmm, they're in there doing magic world drugs. I can smell it from here!
He inhales deeply, smelling the air again.
Rahbeem looks curious and sniffs the air too.
He got nothing but allergens with that sniff. He sneezes.