Seth gets slammed in the face with some flying spare ribs.
SETH
OW!
EDDIE
Come on, Seth! Let me be part of the attack! I know a way to get the Christians good without hurting anyone, I swear! My parents were Christians. I understand these guys.
Seth wipes some BBQ sauce off his face.
SETH
Fine! Whatever, let's just do this quick. I'm getting hungry.
He bends down, picks up the barbecue rib off the floor, and starts eating as he runs off towards Chris.
Eddie gives him a look of disgust, and then follows him.
Richard, le alone, sighs sadly. If he had to talk to the media, he was hoping to at least have Eddie with him.
He looks over at the crowd of people apprehensively. Then gets lost for a moment in a memory that he can't quite remember...
SETH
RICH!
Richard snaps out of it and looks at Seth, who twerks his head towards the news people.
SETH
Go get 'em!
Richard rolls his eyes and groans again. But without another word, he starts sloshing over to the news people.
He gives one last wistful look to the other three boys battling in the food fight to capture souls.
Then, with his eyes back on the school, Richard sadly heads over to his fate.
Food continues to fly all over the place as the Camera pans into where Richard is heading—the Absolution Academy schoolhouse.
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