RAHBEEM
Paternity test? You need to test that baby's Cholesterol. Jasmine be tryna fry her baby food!
JASMINE
You havin' another one of your delirious dreams! A psychotic fit!
Gregory pulls the sheet of paper out of the envelope; he begins to read it.
GREGORY
Rahbeem...
GREGORY
You are the father!
Rahbeem jumps up and spins around angrily.
RAHBEEM
DAMN IT!
Jasmine jumps up and starts cheering and getting in his face.
JASMINE
Woooo!!! I told you!! I TOLD YOU!!
RAHBEEM Well, I-if I'm the father then-
RAHBEEM
(A beat)
YOU GONNA STOP FEEDING THAT BABY FRIED PLANTAINS THEN!
Jasmine and Rahbeem are both standing up, getting in each other's face again.
Jasmine pushes him and dares him to hit her back. She takes a thugged-out fighting stance like she's going to fight him like a man.
Rahbeem stays put and continues to reprimand Jasmine for feeding his 18-month-old daughter bacon burgers and Jalapeno cheese fries.
The audience applauds and jeers.
And Gregory sits there looking very satisfied at having completely debased the human race just a little bit more today.
And as Gregory continues a somewhat sinister-sounding laugh, the scene switches off just like a TV set. And there's a stalling darkness...