The statistics of misery: an acid look on the Ghost Archipelago division B welcomes the statistics of the Season 2 of the Ghost Archipelago's division, where the figures do not lie, and the misery of some becomes the glory of others. Let's dive into the raw data, without filter, and reveal what really happened behind the goals and tears. The goals and humiliation * Total games played: 552. It is the equivalent of 552 opportunities for public humiliation. * Total goals marked: 1.344. This means 1,344 dreams destroyed, 1,344 pibs threatened. * Average goals per game: 2.43. Almost 2.5 goals per game, which means that suffering is always present, with each match. The winners and losers of humiliation * greater victories: the score of 7 to 0 was a spectacle of cruelty. Ivory Coast humiliated Burkina Faso, Denmark did the same with Nepal and Germany with Fiji. Australia proved specialist in causing terror, humiliating Brazil himself by 7 to 0. The irony is that in this championship, victory does not guarantee survival, only a momentary relief. * More goals in a match: Lebanon 4 x 7 Lithuania. This score is proof that defense is optional. Two teams playing as if they were in a playground, without caring about the consequences. Lithuania won, but what's worse? Win and continue in misery, or lose and be in the same place? Table extremes: GDP curves * Team with more scoreboards: Germany, with 82 goals. They were the kings of the attack. They do not know how to defend, but they know very well how to attack. * Time with fewer goals marked: Tonga, with 41 goals. They were downgraded and are with the GDP zeroed. There is nothing to do, or celebrate. At least the pain of defeat is silent. * Team with more goals suffered: Malawi, with 74 goals. With 74 goals suffered, they seem to have a magnet for misfortune. It is not surprising that their GDP has been zeroed. The World Bank does not like inefficiency, and Malawi is the living proof of it. * Time with fewer goals suffered and team with more games without undergoing goals: Australia was the most efficient, with 45 goals suffered, and the most defensive Denmark with 23 games without going goals. They were the defense kings, with 45 goals suffered and 23 games without going goals. They not only won the championship, but they have also proved that the best way to defend GDP is not to take goals. An economy and soccer class. The moments of brilliance (and luck) * Player with more goals in a match: D. Undav (Germany) and G. paulauskas (Lithuania), with 4 goals each. They were the only ones to shine in a sea of mediocrity. * Best goal: The goal of the Midfield of B. Comley (Montserrat). A coup of genius in a game that ended with a 3-to 1. score is like finding a jewel in a dump. * Faster goal: C. Legrand (Mauritius) Penalti goal at 1 minute. A soft shot, the kind you only see in movies. Joy lasted little, since they lost the game and chance to escape misery. * Goal at the end: D. Undav (Germany), at 90 '+9. A goal of volley, a genius blow that only served to soften the pain of defeat, since the final result was 1 to 0. Life is hard, and in Ghost Archipelago, it is even more. And so, the season 2 of the B division ended. Australia and Germany, the champions, the only ones who can laugh in the middle of chaos. The rest of the table, well, the rest is just the rest, living in purgatory, waiting for the worst.
