Here is the second chapter, with the acid mood and the data scrolling that you asked for: Chapter 2: The Black Sheep in the Sharks Pasture The Box & Sheep World was, to say the minimum, peculiar. On a planet where the economy was measured in ... Well, boxes and sheep, the Poluusian kingdom appeared. A nation so young that the smell of fresh paint had not yet left his passports. And for the surprise of absolutely no one (except perhaps the pollusians themselves), they not only interested themselves, but they jumped up in the 3-season of Ghost Archipelago, straight to the first division. "They are so naive that it feels like selling sand for them in the desert," Guiné's fucking fucking, watching the draw of the games. "Polluusia ... What imbecile name. It looks like someone's sound vomiting a dictionary." But Polluusia had a letter on the sleeve: bustling. The second best Box & Sheep coach. A strategist so great that he could predict where the sheep grazed with laser accuracy. In Box & Sheep, this was the equivalent of having a genius of quantum physics. And bold one was a goal: the 50 trillion in GDP, which in the Box & Sheep world was translated into many boxes and many sheep. The first pollution opponent? Ukraine. Or, as it was affectionately called behind the scenes of the Ghost Archipelago, "Ukraine Country" - a detail that made the experts wonder if the marketing team had had a spill. Trained by Yure Stepaniak, a level B on planet Earth, Ukraine was the type of team that did not expect anything and usually received exactly that. The match: Kingdom Polluus vs. Ukraine Country The stadium was packed. Not from people, but of holographic projections of people who cared. The commentators, a former drunk player and a ventriloquo doll, debated the chances. "Pollution is like a lamb on the slaughterhouse, is not it, patches?" Said the former player, laughing. "Beeee, they're going to be quarreled, Ted!" The puppet answered, his voice squeaked. Asked, on the bench, it looked like a Zen monk. His eyes, however, were from a hawk. He saw the sheep, the boxes, the opportunities. On the other side, Yure Stepaniak scratches his head, trying to understand the formation of "4-4-2 with a pastor and three bustling dogs. Start data scroll (D20 for each time): * First time: Polluusia, with an aggressive grazing strategy, suffocates the Ukrainian midfield. Poluusia's "sheep" exchange short and accurate passes. Ukraine, not understanding what was happening, tries to kick anyway. * Polluussis (Blessed Strategy): 18 (goal! A subtle touch of striker-sheep # 7, which positioned himself as a true predator, taking the Ukrainian goalkeeper completely unavailable.) * Dado from Ukraine (Defense Yure Stepaniak): 5 (almost nothing. The defense seemed more concerned about knowing where the ball was than to stop her.) Interval score: Polluus 1 - 0 Ukraine Country * Second time: Ukraine tries to react, But the bordering formation is impenetrable. Polluusian "pastoral dogs" mark relentlessly. Ukraine loses patience and begins to make stupid faults. * Pollution (focus bustle): 15 (pollution keeps possession of ball and, in a fast counterattack as a radius, defender-box # 4 advances and mark. Contained, but effective celebration.) * Dado of Ukraine (Desperation Yure Stepaniak): 3 (a festival of wrong passes and kicks out. Yure Stepaniak is chewing the clipboard.) Final score: Polluusia 2 - 0 Ukraine Country The reaction of the fans of the Season 1 (holographic and ultra-bored): The news of the result spread like an oil stain on a vegan barbecue: slowly and with a lot of silent indignation. "What was that?" Polluusia? Those favors of naked sheep won? " He grunted a hologram of a Denmark supporter, with a scarf of the season 1 ragged. "I lost everything in season 2 and now I have to see it?" A Guinea supporter, with a virtual cigar, laughed with disdain. "Ah, yes. Ukraine being Ukraine. And these pollutes ... Just another new toy for the Break Archipelago. Let us have your pathetic victory. They have not yet felt the true taste of humiliation." Germany's crowd, designed with an air of melancholy, just shook his head. "At least they are not as bad as us in division B," murmured a hologram of a fan with glasses and a book of philosophy. "It is sad that mediocrity has become our new gold standard." In the Box & Sheep world, Poluusia celebrated. Fifty trillion in GDP were a closer step. But at the Ghost Archipelago, the victory was just the appetizer. The main course was survival. And for Ukraine, relegation meant that his boxes and sheep would be confiscated. Yure Stepaniak, with the clipboard completely chewed, just looked at the sky. "At least it did not rain," he thought. Which was the equivalent of a gratitude for the tragedy in the Ghost Archipelago. What do you want to see happen in the next departure of Polluusia, or maybe with Denmark in your search for revenge?
