The statistics of misery: an acid look on the division of Ghost Archipelago welcome to the statistics of the season 2 of the Division A of Ghost Archipelago, where the numbers do not lie, and the misery of some becomes the glory of others. Let's dive into the raw data, without filter, and reveal what really happened behind the goals and tears. The goals and humiliation * Total games played: 756. It is the equivalent of 756 opportunities for public humiliation. * Total goals marked: 1,804. This means 1,804 dreams destroyed, 1,804 pibs threatened. * Average goals per game: 2.39. Almost 2.4 goals per game, which means that suffering is always present, with each match. The winners and losers of humiliation * greater victories: the score of 7 to 0 was a spectacle of cruelty. Greece humbled Saint Martin (who was already in crisis), and Estonia did the same with Macedonia from the North. Revenge came with Bulgaria who showed a specialist in causing terror, humiliating Greece himself and Togo himself. The irony is that in this championship, victory does not guarantee survival, only a momentary relief. * More goals in a match: Saint Martin 5 x 7 Kenya. This score is proof that defense is optional. Two teams playing as if they were in a playground, without caring about the consequences. Kenya won, but what's worse? Win and continue in misery, or lose and be in the same place? Table extremes: GDP Curves * Team with more scoring goals: Curaçao and Liecttenstein, with 90 goals each. They are not the best of the championship, but they are sure to be the most aggressive. They do not know how to defend, but they know very well how to attack. * Time with fewer scoreboards: Gibraltar, with 45 goals. They were downgraded and are with the GDP zeroed. There is nothing to do, or celebrate. At least the pain of defeat is silent. * Team with more goals suffered: Gibraltar, with 85 goals. With 85 goals suffered, they seem to have a magnet for misfortune. It is not surprising that their GDP has been zeroed. The World Bank does not like inefficiency, and Gibraltar is the living proof of it. * Time with fewer goals suffered and team with more games without going goals: Israel, in both cases. They were the defense kings, with 43 goals conceded and 30 games without going goals. They not only won the championship, but they have also proved that the best way to defend GDP is not to take goals. An economy and soccer class. The moments of brilliance (and luck) * Player with more goals in a match: G. Masuras (Greece), with 4 goals. He was the only one to shine in a sea of mediocrity, but the glory was fleeting, since Greece was humiliated by 7 to 0. * Best Gol: The Heel Gol of A. Tamm (Estonia). A coup of genius in a game that ended with a score from 7 to 0. is like finding a jewel in a dump. * Goal faster: the goal of Player 11 (Northern Mariana Islands), at 1 minute. A long shot, the kind you only see in movies. Joy lasted little, since they lost the game and chance to escape misery. * Goal at the end: G. Masuras (Greece), at 90 '+9. A goal that only served to soften the pain of defeat, since the end result was 7 to 0. Life is hard, and in Ghost Archipelago, it is even more. And so, the season 2 of the division is over. Israel, the champion, the only one who can laugh in the middle of chaos. The rest of the table, well, the rest is just the rest, living in purgatory, waiting for the worst.
