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Chapter 1 - BUM

As the bum sits on the couch, whooshing the scent of weed around the room, getting higher and higher upon the clouds but then out of nowhere, DUN DUN DUN FBI OPEN UP!!! "Oh shit" As he hops up of the couch still high as shit, picks up anything he can find, he smashes the window with a solid dildo covered in jizz and hops out scraping his big bum getting out the window, still holding the jizz covered dildo and quickly decides to hop the fence, leaving trails of blood from his bum, still puffing the Mary Jane, still high in the sky, AKA high on his own supply, hiding in a unlocked ford focus, dumb as he is a cloud of smoke forms in the car while giving no shits, he decided to go back to the house the collect the rest of the devils lettuce, as he realises that the have been taken he runs the the nearest weed shop, his not so sober eyes grow wide as he sees the FBI questioning the weed shop, he slowly turns around and walks back, arriving at a alley where he sits down and questioned his decisions, still floating in the clouds, he slowly falls asleep.

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