Chapter: The Start Of Something New, Two Best Friends In The Same Bed But They're Not Gay!
Every Story starts with a beginning. Our story's beginning starts with two sweaty nerds passed out on a bed. Oh shit that sounds weird what I meant to say was two nerdy friends that had just been reincarnated? Transmigrated? Ah what the fuck it doesn't m atter it's basically the same thing. As they both wake from their slumber they notice something immediately.
"Peter: AHHH WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED!?"
"Ned: WHO AM I?! WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM!? WAIT THIS ISN'T EVEN MY ROOM!?"
"Peter: YEAH NOW THAT YOU SAID IT THIS ISN'T MY ROOM EITHER!"
"Ned: THEN WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!"
"Peter: I DON'T KNOW BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY STOP!"
They said realizing they both didn't know where they were or who each other were. Looking around after they got up from the bed they noticed somethings.
"Peter: So who are you kid?"
"Ned: Who are you calling a kid you Spider-man look alike?"
"Peter: I don't even look like Spider-Man. Whatever my names Leon, Leon Floid what about you comic accurate Ned?"
"Ned: Comic accurate Ned what the hell are you talking about? Ah whatever my friend he has the same name as you but he doesn't look like you. My name is Josh Edwards."
"Peter: Shit I have a friend with the same name as you too, wait."
They both started to look at each other then a mirror across from them on the other side of the room. Rushing over to it they noticed something immediately.
"Peter: WHY DO I LOOK LIKE PETER PARKER!?"
"Ned: AND WHY DO I LOOK LIKE NED FROM THE COMICS!?"
"Peter: Is that actually you Josh?"
"Ned: Yeah, is that you Leon?"
"Peter: Yeah do you know what this means?"
Before Ned could speak Peter finished for him.
"Peter: WE'RE IN MARVEL AS NED AND PETER HOLY SHIT DID I GET MY POWERS YET!? Wait why is my vision so shit don't tell me? I don't have my powers yet fuck."
"Ned: Dude I just got a girlfriend and now this shit happened, fuck man."
"Peter: Says the person with perfectly good eyes, fuck man where are my glasses?"
Peter said, trying and failing to find his glasses. Immediately a shooting headache had filled both Ned and Peter's minds.
"Peter: Dude does your head hurt like hell or is that just me?"
"Ned: Nah I feel it too twin fuck, that shit hurts."
At first they were thinking of how their heads hurt like hell but then they noticed some thoughts and feelings that didn't seem fully theirs, then memories flooded their head like a broken dam. Finally it stopped leaving them with the entire full memories of their new bodies.
"Peter: Fuck I'm not getting my powers the Oscorp trip already happened and Gwen got bit."
"Ned: That's what you're worried about?"
"Peter: Yeah and I'm not going to be able to gamble."
"Ned: Dude I don't have my Kleptomaniacs anonymous group, how am I going to chill my Kleptomania down?"
Peter had simply let out a shrug before walking out of the room still in his pjs, Ned followed behind him trying to catch up to him.
"Ned: Where are you going?"
"Peter: I'm going to sneak into the Oscorp building and steal a spider but first I'm hungry."
Peter said going into the dining room meeting the faces of his new/old aunt and uncle.
"Peter: YO."
"Ben: Yo indeed."
"May: Good morning."
"Peter: Good morning aunt May, uncle Ben."
"Ned: Good morning Mr. and Ms. Parker."
May handed Peter a bowl, a cereal box, and the milk carton. Peter, like the fatass he is, rushed to make himself a bowl of cereal. Right when he was about to take a bite he was met with a floating blue screen popping into existence in front of his face, making him bite down hard on the spoon he had in his mouth.
"Peter: AH FUCK MY TEETH!"
"May: Language Peter."
Peter looked at Ned pointing at the screen in front of each of them. With a quick motion of a head to signify they both saw the same thing like two monkeys watching a magic show in the zoo.
{The Omniversal Gacha System}
Name: [Edward "Ned" Leeds]
Titles: [The Decayed One]
Classes: [Nerd]
Species: [Human, Mutant (Dormant)]
Lineage: [Celestial (Marvel)]
Character Synchronization: [Rentarou Aijou (Max)]
Universal Energy: [Endless]
Attack Potential: [Tier: 9-B: Wall level]
Striking Strength: [Tier: 10-A: Athlete level]
Lifting Strength: [Tier: Athletic Human: 220 kg (The mass of a mature lion)]
Durability: [Tier: 9-B: Wall level]
Agility/Attack Speed: [Tier: Athletic Human (9 m/s)]
Stamina: [Tier: High Athlete Level]
Luck: [Lucky]
Intelligence: [Genius (180 IQ)]
Senses: [Low Superhuman Level]
Charisma: [Incredibly High]
Potential: [Endless]
Currency: [$0 ($0 Yearly/Monthly/Daily)]
Gacha Points: [0 (100=1 Gacha Ball)]
Universes: [(Mixed Universe: None) (Sub Universes: None)]
Inventory: [Empty]
Summons: [None]
Special Transformations: [None]
Racial Abilities: [None]
Ocular Abilities: [Love Sight (Void)]
Mental Abilities: [Speed Reading (Intermediate)]
Physical Abilities: [Perfect Anti-Bodies (Void)]
Abilities: [Decay (Novice)]
Knowledge Library: [Arithmetic Math (4/10), Algebra (3/10), Geometry (2/10), Trigonometry (1/10), Calculus (4/10), English Language (Max), Sign Language (1/10), Physical Science (2/10), Biology (2/10), Earth Science (2/10), All Writing Styles (Max)]
Locked Abilities: [None]
Mission: [None]
Functions: [Status, Universes, Missions, Inventory]
Traits: [Genius, High Magic Affinity, Kleptomaniac]
Physical Attributes: [Brown Curly Hair, Brown Eyes, 5'9, Blood Types O, Tan Skin, Age:16]
{The Omniversal Gacha System}
Name: [Peter Benjamin Parker]
Titles: [The Bastard Son Of Fate]
Classes: [Nerdy Genius]
Species: [Human, Mutant (Dormant)]
Lineage: [Celestial (Marvel)]
Character Synchronization: [Rentarou Aijou (Max)]
Universal Energy: [Endless]
Attack Potential: [Tier: 9-B: Wall level]
Striking Strength: [Tier: 10-A: Athlete level]
Lifting Strength: [Tier: Athletic Human: 220 kg (The mass of a mature lion)]
Durability: [Tier: 9-B: Wall level]
Agility/Attack Speed: [Tier: Athletic Human (9 m/s)]
Stamina: [Tier: High Athlete Level]
Luck: [Lucky]
Intelligence: [Super Genius (310 IQ)]
Senses: [Low Superhuman Level]
Charisma: [Incredibly High]
Potential: [Endless]
Currency: [$0 ($0 Yearly/Monthly/Daily)]
Gacha Points: [0 (100=1 Gacha Ball)]
Universes: [(Mixed Universe: None) (Sub Universes: None)]
Inventory: [Empty]
Summons: [None]
Special Transformations: [None]
Racial Abilities: [None]
Ocular Abilities: [Love Sight (Void), Sharingan (1 Tomoe Available)]
Mental Abilities: [Eidetic Memory (Void), Speed Reading (Intermediate), The Perfect Mind (Grandmaster), Adoptive Muscle Memory (Void)]
Physical Abilities: [Perfect Anti-Bodies (Void), Ambidextrous (Void)]
Abilities: [None]
Knowledge Library: [Arithmetic Math (4/10), Algebra (3/10), Geometry (2/10), Trigonometry (1/10), Calculus (4/10), English Language (Max), Sign Language (1/10), Physical Science (2/10), Biology (2/10), Earth Science (2/10), All Writing Styles (Max), Manipulation (Max), Vehicular Engineering (5/10), Electrical Engineering (4/10)]
Locked Abilities: [None]
Mission: [None]
Functions: [Status, Universes, Missions, Inventory]
Traits: [Super Genius, Fast Learner, Implausive Gambler]
Physical Attributes: [Yellow Curly Hair, Blue Eyes, 6'1, Blood Types AB+/O, Tan Skin, Age:16]
Waiting till after Ben left for work and May went on her everyday cleaning grind before going into Peter's room and talking.
"Peter: So I got the emo eyes. I mean Sharingan. What about you?"
"Ned: I got Decay from-"
Before Ned could finish his sentence Peter cut him off.
"Peter: From MHA your favorite anime yeah, yeah I heard over a thousand times by now. It's good we got cheats and all but I still want my spider powers. I'm probably going to go in to ask for an interview and "accidently" get lost in the spider room."
"Ned: It says I have a high magic affinity so I'll probably go for the bald monk club or at least get lost trying to find it."
"Peter: So you're going to go bald?"
Peter said with an eerily smile on his face.
"Ned: No dickhead I'm not going to go bald. I mean I hope not Doctor Strange wasn't bald and he was the sorcerer supreme."
"Peter: A man can only hope."
After Peter kicked Ned into the bathroom to change. After putting both of their midtown high uniforms. Aunt May handed them their lunches for school not knowing they both weren't going to school. Both of them rushed out the door running in the same direction with one going to Oscorp and the other going to the building that Doctor Strange was living in the movie infinity war.
After splitting ways with Peter the walk to Doctor Strange's place wasn't long. I took a quick glance at the people strolling the streets before sneaking over to the large abandoned looking building. As I walked around towards the back of the building I began to feel cold, and I could see snow through the window.
Snow? In this season? Inside? Definitely the right building. I continued walking around to the back of the building as I heard a rustling sound in the alleyway. I nearly jumped as a black cat leaped out from the darkness, I put my hand over my heart and chuckled to myself before continuing my sneaking. I finally found a door at the back of the building and pulled at the handle. Locked. Awesome.
I pulled on the handle a few times before accidentally ripping it out of the door. Could this get any worse? I managed to force the door open and walked inside. Immediately I noticed how clean the inside was, despite the run down exterior. I started walking down a hall, but each floor board was creaking more and more, Odd.
After a few steps the floor gave in and I started to fall. Just fucking great. I landed on a desk that broke from the impact. OW! I looked up and saw the ancient one meditating before she opened one eye to look at me.
"Ancient One: It's awfully rude to enter one's home in such a disastrous way."
The walk to Oscorp wasn't too long but annoying none the less but with the New York people no day was a boring one. A few people not looking up from their phones bumped into me pushing me over and making me lose my map I was using. Thanks to being a broke teen in New York I didn't have a phone.
Walking to the building with a muddy ripped map was annoying to say the least. After another annoying sign in and questions of why I had entered the building I finally was allowed to sit down, not like I was going to stay sitting for even a moment. Sneaking past the guards I walked into a cut off part of the building that was still being made.
Walking into a room using a badge I swiped from a passing by science nerd aka an employee. Scanning into the room I found my surroundings covered in spiders and webbing. Before I could play everyone's favorite game, pick your radioactive spider. A large spider with a red back and a bar code on its back landed on my face, biting me on the nose.
Immediately everything had gone black and by the time my vision returned to normal I was in my bedroom under my bed in a sticky white cocoon that smelled like mothballs and old people.