Lewd System Assistant
Name: Uchiha Seiji
Strength: 32 (Jōnin-level threshold: 40 in at least one stat)
Agility: 37 (Jōnin-level threshold: 40 in at least one stat)
Constitution: 38 (Jōnin-level threshold: 40 in at least one stat)
Spirit: 46 (Jōnin-level threshold: 40 in at least one stat)
Lewd Power: 152 (A universal form of energy. The dirtier your thoughts and actions, the more this energy accumulates. It can substitute for any other type of energy.)
Chakra: 72,966 (For comparison: Genin average is around 1,000, Chūnin 10,000, Jōnin 100,000, Kage 1,000,000. 1 point of Lewd Power equals 10 points of chakra.)
Lewd Energy: 2,907 [Much has been consumed in recovering from fatigue, but daily activities still generate more. For example, not wearing underwear has become such a habit that whenever it appears as a "task," it's essentially free points.] (This energy can be exchanged for abilities, items, weapons, and more.)
Innate Ability — "Breasts Are Power": A-Rank (The larger the bust, the greater the power. With an A-cup, Seiji's cultivation speed has reached A-rank levels.)
Aside from that, her hand seal speed has just broken through to eight seals per second, though it's still unstable—sometimes eight, sometimes only seven.
She has also mastered four Lightning Release techniques, six Water Release techniques, and one Fire Release technique.
As for the Lightning and Water Release techniques, those are practical enough, but her lone Fire Release is the nearly harmless D-rank Flame Bullet Technique (by contrast: the C-rank Fireball Technique and B-rank Great Fireball Technique). She only learned the D-rank version to serve as a human lighter in case she ever needed fire.
Her kenjutsu, however, has grown immensely. Just how strong? Hard to quantify… the system panel doesn't provide a rank for swordsmanship.
Even so, with the stats she currently possesses, Uchiha Seiji is already capable of standing against ordinary Chūnin. Against elite Chūnin, she can at least put up a fight.
The reason for this growth is obvious: her countless sparring matches with the White Fang. By now, she has almost completely copied his combat style.
White Fang even jokes at times that Seiji is like an Uchiha without the Sharingan.
But seasoned veterans who've actually fought on the battlefield can tell—her imitation is stiff, lacking originality. White Fang says the same. She has no style of her own.
And that, finding her own style, has become Seiji's next goal.
But… it won't be as easy as before. She can no longer master an opponent's technique after just two tries. The reason? Her chest developed into an A-cup… and her talent dropped tenfold!
Where once she could accomplish something in a single minute, now she needed at least ten.
And it wasn't as simple as "ten times slower."
Before, talent allowed her to break through obstacles effortlessly. Now, those same obstacles could keep her trapped for a lifetime.
That was why Seiji had been pushing herself so desperately these past three months.
To everyone else, especially Kakashi and Hatake Shūsaku, it created the perfect illusion—that she was training so madly just to drown her grief.
"Ahhh—so tired!"
Seiji forced herself into the bath, washed quickly, and then collapsed onto her bed.
For the next month, maybe longer, she resolved to stop training entirely—except for daily chakra refinement. Not even a little sparring.
No more Shadow Clones either!
Just the thought of training now made her want to vomit.
"As expected… I'm not someone with much perseverance…"
Thinking of Guy and his hellish training, not knowing what torturous routine he was enduring now… thinking of Kakashi, who must have already intensified his own training… Seiji exhaled lightly. She really couldn't do it. To train every single day with such intensity, as naturally as eating or drinking… she just couldn't.
(Of course, numbers aren't everything. For example, Naruto at the very start of the story already had chakra levels beyond Jōnin or even Kage [though the exact amount is unclear], yet his combat ability… without tapping into the Nine-Tails, well… hahahaha. Similarly, the other stats aren't absolute either. High numbers don't automatically make you strong, and rank alone doesn't define everything. That's just how it is… yeah…)