「Iron-blooded Childhood Friend Party: Cringe girls, tone it down. This is MY childhood friend 😤」
「Super Beautiful Girl: What do you mean YOUR childhood friend? Once he's on my phone, it's out of your hands!」
「Water Magic User: I already took off my skirt and you're telling me this.jpg」
「Pure Little Kitten: It wasn't me, I didn't fap!」
「Iron-blooded Childhood Friend Party: Go ahead and fap, you're only hurting yourselves in the end.jpg」
Eriri pouted. She had joined this group chat half a year ago. The group name seemed like proper romance guidance, but in reality, these group members spent every day going crazy and being perverted.
Whenever she posted photos of Hoshino Miru, these group members would become more cringe than the last.
Initially, everyone was polite, frequently sharing makeup tips and desserts, even enthusiastically discussing romance topics.
Later, everyone gradually discovered that the group members were all inexperienced keyboard warriors, and the group chat's atmosphere started becoming strange. Everyone exposed their nature as hardcore surfing otaku girls.
Every day it was constantly "Great! I can do it," "Wuwuwu, I got the bedsheets wet again today," "Does anyone have lewd pics," "The first thing I do every morning is fap fap fap"...
Eriri had long gotten used to these cringe girls. Although seeing them say they were fapping to Hoshino Miru's photos, she felt a little proud inside.
Hmph, you can only look at photos and feel envious, but she could see the real person every day!
Who had the upper hand was obvious at a glance!
Thinking this, Eriri couldn't help but want to laugh, then tried hard to control her emotions. She hadn't forgotten she wasn't in her own room right now.
Suddenly, someone tagged Eriri.
「Little Lily: Hey, honestly, I've often seen Childhood Friend-chan posting photos of her childhood friend since before. Haven't you won him over yet?」
These words hit Eriri's heart like a critical strike, and her good mood shattered completely.
Damn it, this person was too perceptive!
Eriri was very unwilling. Actually, she also wanted to quickly win over Hoshino Miru, but they had been together for seven or eight years, and Hoshino Miru just wouldn't make a move on her!
Their first meeting was in third grade, when Hoshino Miru came to her class as a transfer student and happened to sit next to her.
At that time, Eriri was almost completely immersed in the 2D world due to her mother's influence. Unfortunately, no one around her shared the same hobbies, so she couldn't find friends to communicate with, which was very troubling.
However, Hoshino Miru saw through her pencil case that she was a 2D otaku and actively started talking to her.
At that time, Eriri never expected anyone would chat with her about such topics. In her excitement, she revealed her identity without reservation.
Hoshino Miru was also very interested in 2D culture. One thing led to another, and they became very good friends. Later, Eriri directly brought Hoshino Miru to her house, enthusiastically recommending the anime she was currently following.
At the same time, she gave him a bunch of manga from her collection, and the next day she would always receive Hoshino Miru's evaluation of the manga, which was almost the same as hers!
My god, this boy was simply a good friend sent by heaven!
Eriri was very happy. As her relationship with Hoshino Miru became closer, she would often chat about 2D topics with Hoshino Miru in class.
However, as they became more and more unsociable, some classmates began trying to ostracize and bully them.
But at that time, Hoshino Miru still stood by her side, ruthlessly retaliating against the kids who started it.
Eriri felt she would probably never forget that scene for the rest of her life.
Especially when she reached the innocent stirrings of middle school, she began consciously collecting childhood friend anime and games, then heavily self-inserting into them.
My god, this is literally me.jpg
Until now, Eriri had become an iron-blooded childhood friend party member.
If it wasn't a childhood friend doujin, she wouldn't read it! If it wasn't a childhood friend eroge, she wouldn't play it!
Maybe she was too invested. By the time Eriri came to her senses, she found that not only had she and Hoshino Miru made no progress, but they seemed to have become good bros.
Even so, when dealing with these group members, Eriri naturally wouldn't honestly confess the specific details.
「Iron-blooded Childhood Friend Party: I know you're anxious, but don't be anxious. Romance is something that should be taken slowly. You inexperienced noobs, do you understand what it means for things to fall into place naturally?」
「Super Beautiful Girl: Huh?」
「Karin: Huh?」
「Water Magic User: Huh?」
「Are you eating ice cream today: Huh?」
「Super Beautiful Girl: Wait, are there really people who spend several years and still can't win over their childhood friend?」
「Super Beautiful Girl: You're not a loser, are you?」
「Water Magic User: Definitely a loser! Since joining the group, I've been using her childhood friend as material for half a year, and she still hasn't gotten to first base!」
「Karin: Useless!」
「Karin: If you can't win him over, just drug him!」
「Karin: Listen to my advice - go up and directly suck him off, he won't be able to resist!」
「Super Beautiful Girl: Based on my understanding of boys, unless you're flat-chested, there's no way you can't take him down.」
「Iron-blooded Childhood Friend Party: How is that possible? You're overthinking it. Not everyone in this world is a breast fanatic. I asked him, and he doesn't care about that!」
Eriri angrily explained, then discovered the group had mysteriously gone silent, with no one speaking up for a long time.
After a moment, someone finally said quietly:
「Little Lily: Hehehe, so Childhood Friend-chan really is flat-chested~」
「Karin: Flat-chested + tsundere + childhood friend, this is really going to be a loser wwww」
「Super Beautiful Girl: What classic loser elements. Won't there be a girl who falls from the sky next to crush Childhood Friend-chan?」
「Water Magic User: Fast forward to 'don't contact me anymore, I'm afraid my girlfriend will misunderstand' 😂」
Faced with their mockery, Eriri's face turned red. These perverts didn't understand her feelings at all!
They were clearly all a bunch of noobs - what right did they have to mock her? How annoying!
「Iron-blooded Childhood Friend Party: Don't talk like you have experience. Have any of you ever pursued a boy?」
「Super Beautiful Girl: Hehe, pursuing boys isn't that hard. Next time you deliberately go hug his arm, then use your... ah wait, sorry, I almost forgot you're an airstrip. That's too difficult for you.」
「Iron-blooded Childhood Friend Party: ?」
「Iron-blooded Childhood Friend Party: You better have big boobs, or you're done for, I'm telling you!」
「Water Magic User: Cough cough, Childhood Friend-chan is a shut-in otaku, right? Just buy a bunch of childhood friend conquest eroges and stuff them all to him at once. When he gets worked up, he'll come to you to solve the problem.」
「Karin: Too troublesome, just drug him!」
「Pure Little Kitten: Wuwuwu, I want to conquer boys too!」
「Iron-blooded Childhood Friend Party: You guys, don't you have any reliable methods?」
「Are you eating ice cream today: Right right, you're all too cringe!」
「Are you eating ice cream today: How about this - Childhood Friend-chan, put on a maid outfit, wear white stockings, step on him hard a few times, feed ice cream into his mouth, and he'll behave.」
「Super Beautiful Girl: Wait, why is there a perverted foot fetishist in the group?」
「Roberia: Group members are so bad, can I see your ice cream?」
「Little Lily: I actually think Magic User-chan's suggestion isn't bad. You're probably in a cold period now, so you need to use special methods to make his heart race.」
「Little Lily: Of course, not just eroges. Childhood Friend-chan can also choose to play games together or watch movies, create private space, then casually touch his body, make the atmosphere ambiguous, observe his reactions while teasing him.」
「Little Lily: When he sees Childhood Friend-chan's girlish charm, he'll naturally be moved.」
Eriri's eyes suddenly lit up. She felt Little Lily's suggestion made a lot of sense and seemed feasible!
However, thinking about how the group members were all keyboard warriors with perfect theoretical knowledge but zero practical experience, Eriri suddenly lost confidence.
Eriri sighed and suddenly heard breathing sounds nearby.
She instinctively turned her head, and at some point, Kasugano Sora was standing behind her.
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