At this moment, Xiao Wu didn't lose her composure because of Subei's appearance. Instead, she revealed her knack for demanding a true love promise!
Subei could feel the deep intensity of the Raiders system.
Suddenly, he felt how beautiful Gu Yuena was!
Powerful and stunning, she could split into two goddesses, Gu Yue and Gu Na, with wildly different personalities—and together, they were Gu Yuena.
Marrying a Gu Yuena was worth three goddesses!
How about returning to bed with her alone and beautifying her face?
My dear Little Dragon had made a forced marriage plan with her and sworn sovereignty—then fell into deep sleep. Truly irresponsible.
Otherwise, Subei would have to run outside and pounce into Gu Yuena's chest for comfort.
However, Xiao Wu's reaction was understandable.
Gu Yuena, as a god and soul beast co-master, was highly wise and fully developed.
Xiao Wu was only a fledgling soul beast—not yet in love.
"Love!"
Subei murmured silently, "Love comes fast like a tornado—you can't avoid the storm when it arrives."
Gritting his teeth, Subei wrapped his arms around Xiao Wu's body, pointed toward the soft cat, and gently said:
"Of course, my mother also told me that combing a girl's hair must last a lifetime. In our human world, it's called responsibility."
"Responsibility?"
Xiao Wu leaned into Subei, realizing the boy's body was warm and comfortable.
No wonder her mother said love cannot be avoided.
"Yes! I'll help you comb your hair, and you'll be my sister."
"I've worked hard to build a relationship—now we're family who loves each other. That's responsibility."
Subei said seriously, "Of course, relationships between men and women are equal. I'll take care of you, so you must be responsible to me."
Xiao Wu felt dizzy from Subei's words—but they made sense!
"How do I show responsibility?"
Xiao Wu blushed, "I'll protect you too! If anyone bullies you, I'll help teach them a lesson!"
"No, no, no."
Subei squeezed Xiao Wu's face and replied softly, "As a little sister, you must be loyal to your elder brother. You can't get close to other boys—especially martial artists like Plantain, Blue Silver Grass, Horsetail, and other gifted boys."
Xiao Wu stared at Subei's handsome face in surprise.
"Why? Is Wuhun bad grass? Xiao Wu grew up eating grasses before!"
Subei waved her off: "Xiao Wu, you have to know that humans consider those weeds useless martial spirits. They rarely become strong."
"But what if the boy's martial spirit is grass, and it's very powerful? What does that mean?"
"Explanation... that he's special?" Xiao Wu guessed, scratching her head.
"No!"
Subei shook his head firmly: "It means he's a liar—hiding his true strength and martial spirit. Such people are very dangerous. They have deep plans and must never be trusted."
Xiao Wu suddenly realized what he meant.
Subei secretly wiped his sweat. Without his eloquence, it would be tough to bluff this hundred-thousand-year-old rabbit.
Xiao Wu nodded decisively: "Then Xiao Wu understands! Wuhun is a grass person—not a good person!"
"Yes, that's right!"
Subei praised, "Xiao Wu, you're smart. If you meet a liar, you must avoid them!"
"Okay!"
Xiao Wu nodded obediently.
"Very good."
Xiao Wu smiled, two dimples shining sweetly on her face.
Honestly, Subei felt a pang of guilt.
What if such a cute little bunny was fooled and exposed by him later?
No matter what, he couldn't let Tang San seduce his sister. A good man must be a diamond bachelor!
"That…"
Xiao Wu asked, "If Wuhun is a carrot person, is he always a good person?"
Xiao Wu really liked carrots.
"Radish?"
Subei twitched. He remembered the legendary power Grandpa Jack—the leader of Holy Soul Village and king of reprimand and stormhammer.
"The radish is fine, but watch the other person's age and don't break their health."
Subei recalled the amusing scene where Grandpa Jack met Xiao Wu, the hundred-thousand-year-old rabbit—truly hilarious.
As he spoke, Subei stroked Xiao Wu's hand, and their five fingers slowly intertwined.
[Xiao Wu's total strategy value: 20]
[Completed lying and hugging task; interlocked fingers complete.]
[Reward: spirit power level one.]
[Choose two from the following three rewards:]
[1: Host's offensive causes Xiao Wu to dislike Blue Silver Grass, awarding Blue Silver Grass aversion.]
[2: Accelerate goddess strategy speed, enhancing Xiao Wu's affection development; award Primary Love Agent ×1.]
[3: Host's progress in "Man's Mouth Deceptive Ghost" badge rewards a star in language charm.]
These three options now appeared in Subei's mind.
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